My current kitchen has a green bench top. A mixer style tap interface and double sink.
I put a dishwasher in as soon as I moved in but the oven is slowly dying.
It has those annoying corner doors that never stay true and square. I hates them

Lolz. Just missing the spam link, Glenn :lol:

I think you'll agree this thread has the unlimited potential to rival the weather thread

My kitchen is shite. Everything leaks.

Bowden, can you come and fix it please?

Having just started working at Ikea last month, fairly sure I never want to hear a person talk about their fucking kitchen again :lol:.

Liverpool Kitchens are Number one seller in Best Korea

Should I install an insinkerator?

TBF she deserved them for free thanks to Ikea incompetence.


plz dont ban me

I don't get it

Don't worry, Bowden does free deliveries and installs your new kitchen for a modest fee.

Except he'll charge the same modest fee next year to install the same kitchen, and the year after that...

Too bad you can't download a kitchen for free without installing Origin into your house!

I already got Bowden kitchen 2013, so I'll think I'll just wait for 2015 before I she'll out the cash again

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Brilliant call.

:lol: =d>
Randoms reading this forum would think we all hate the bloke and not just the company he works for :lol:

I for one am impressed that you've finally found a 'steady' job.

Having dealt with their furniture, I don't think you could call it a "steady" job.

Love me some island benches

Great thread.

Do Bowdens install the appliances too? Or is that an extra fee?

More like they come to update your kitchen but then ruin it and leave without an explanation.

-PB

Do we get free quotes?

Tonight, on A Current Affair...

Taps hovering off the ground, hotplates turning inside out and the dishwasher and fridge engage in an amusingly graphic mating ritual.

I really enjoy the dark mahogany finish in this kitchen.
The dynamic white counter tops create a great contrast that make the tiny space seem larger....
Something about it catches my eye.

You problem is you paying attention to the wrong thing.

Are those draws the type that have those magnets on them so they do not bang and damage your cutlery when you close them?

What kitchen?

Loose items of clothing next to a cooktop? Sitting with bare skin on a counter used for preparing food? 0/10, would not bang.

Also, those heels on those draw handles. Idiot. She's going to damage the wood and the handle.

She can damage my wood anytime.

Ahhhh yes. You are reffering to the bowden draw catch MK5. One of his finest moments.

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Holy crap, there is a MK5. Since when? I need to upgrade.

Your in luck. For a limited time only you don't need 10000 credits, we can get you a LEGENDary mk5 for 9000 credits.

Just give this thread of the year now :lol:

A slightly wobbly job with three screws and the instructions missing?

Also, fingers on the underside of the saucepan? Surely that's come straight off the hotplate because she's clearly taste-testing the contents, so she must be burning herself. The only other hypothesis is that this is some sort of staged erotic scene, but that's clearly ridiculous.

Erotic scene? Please. As if they even make those anymore.

This kitchen makes good use of space.