Clearly malnourished before playing big key matches.

Needs a dentist to blunt those fangs.

-PB

Just send FIFA this gif and get it done with.

This game had so much niggle in it. I didnt know he also bit a player when he was a Ajax. 3 time is a trend and should be seriously punished.

That bite may have cost him more than he first thought, the news is that he wants out of Liverpool with Real and Barcelona etc. chasing him but will they want him now? Particularly if he gets a lengthy ban which he should, what more does he have to do, bite someones ear off?

Honestly have no idea what he was thinking lol.

Fucking idiot.

-PB

Someone check his family history, because evolution missed a beat on this bloke.

How no one has given this bloke a right hook yet is the most impressive thing

He's an idiot. What the hell was he thinking? Will it (ban) carry over to EPL?

can see it getting to the point where suarez wont be allowed on a pitch without a jason mask, no one will insure him anymore

Edited by heyitsrobbie: 25/6/2014 10:40:04 AM

Deserves a right hook square in the face.

he should be banned for life simple.

he is the worst, has bitten players twice.
blocked the clear goal to Ghana in the last world cup. just a cheat and scumbag. ](*,)
and no im not of Italian background..

This was his 3rd biting incident.

three bites and you're out

Mutton

What an idiot .. Read somewhere article said "What Saurez did was entirely self destructive"
Couldn't agree more , brilliant striker but fark me what a fucking dumb dumb dumb stupid fucking cunt

They would need this type of mentality to succeed but mate that bloke has no fucking brains.


Edited by highkick05: 25/6/2014 12:51:56 PM

Liverpool should start looking at backup strikers for next season.

-PB

Thing is FIFA won't do a damn thing about it. I can guarantee he won't get sent home, maybe a weeks' pay in fines.
'Fair Play' my a$$.

Didn't Suarez say after the game that these kind of things should "stay on the pitch?"

He also said it was his shoulder that hit him in the teeth :lol:

I'm glad the thread title included "(Uruguay)", otherwise I wouldn't have been sure which Suarez we were talking about.

You missed that reference :(

-PB

Suarez went for the bite late in the match just before the goal. Maybe he was thinking any ban will be for Uruguay and he can have an extended holiday from international duty after the world cup or maybe he doesn't like it in England and thinks if he goes for another bite Liverpool will sell him.

:lol: I got it, I loved it

His bite is worse than his bark.

Jaws 3

:lol: 9 photos of Luis Suarez looking like he's about to bite someone
http://talksport.com/magazine/virals/130422/9-photos-luis-suarez-looking-hes-about-bite-someone-196134

His dentist must be rich.

I think this is my favourite Suarez picture :lol:

hahaha This needs more mems. Where is the Specsavers and the Snikers pics.

Given what happened yesterday this pic of Suarez and Chiellini at the Confederations Cup last year doesn't look particularly good for Suarez :lol:

The piece of shit should never play again. Unfortunately FIFA don't have the balls to do that, I doubt they'll even send him home.

He's an absoloute grub of a human being. Everytime I think he's improved, he goes on and does somthing stupid like this again. The only thing I can think of is he has inexusable rushes of blood to the head, and his natural reaction is to bite something/someone. Really feel sorry for his mother when/if she breast fed him. One could argue she didn't.

But no, given that this is the third undeniable event of actually biting, FIFA surely can't deny it. Hopefully he's banned from not just the remainder of the World Cup, but from international matches for some time. Did read somewhere earlier he could face a 2-year international suspension, and/or 20 matches.

Have in addition to that read that Liverpool have had a meeting regarding Suarez over this incident, and they will potentially terminate his contract should he be found guilty. I would fully applaud Liverpool in sacking him on the spot should he be found guilty, and I'd understand 100% why they'd do it too. I think that'd be the end of his career both at club level and international. Undeniably an extremely talented player, but would any top flight, well reknowned club really want to be associated with somebody who has such a reputation for flesh. I mean he may have an obsession with 'The Walking Dead', but this is taking it too far!!!

I'd be surprised if he got a gig in any top 4 league in Europe, and any club that signs him following surely must include in his contract that he must wear a Jason Voorhees mask.

Grub of a human being, and after the whole sook incident over his Liverpool contract saga last season, all respect for the man has gone. Throw the book at him.

does anyone else think he has 'issues' from growing up? I know that he grew up in the poorest area of Uruguay which is saying something... and I just wonder if he actually might need help. You may bite someone once (which is crazy right there) but 3 times I would send him to psyche and see WHY he's doing this. It would be very interesting to find out.

i just wanted to say in youre sig the second one i think he said he fouled me c@unt lol

:lol: ;)


on another note get over it his such a grub yet the people who step on ankles studs up every game are all good the ball grabbers all good lol ](*,) so he gets a lil hungry not his fault :lol:

:lol:





Edited by liverpoolfan2010: 26/6/2014 05:06:17 AM

Heiny I agree it'd be awesome if Liverpool sacked him on those grounds but honestly I can see a heap of clubs in the top 4 Euro leagues that wouldn't care about his checkered past and would be happy to sign him.

I predict his time in England is done, but I predict him to run riot in the UCL for many more years.

Fucking lollercopter



-PB

:lol: If Liverpool sacked him, which they won't, you would have clubs lining up down the street and around the next 14 corners to sign him.

There has to be a new FIFA rule:

Beware the danger of a malnourished Suarez. Keep away from him at all times. Do not get him wet, and do not retaliate. He is a beast among humans, tread lightly.

This stuff coming out from the guy who is apparently representing Suarez is genuinely hilarious.

:lol: I was reading quotes from his lawyer, also a Uruguay FA board member (apparently) and he was saying something along the lines of "well, Suarez has a black eye but we're not crying about THAT" :lol:

:lol:Maths says you are more likely to be bitten by Luis Suarez than a shark

Insufficient evidence ? Wot tha. In FIFA world anything is possible.

Lugano's response was pretty hilarious too. Just decline to comment instead of pretending that nothing happened at all when it clearly did, total knob :lol:

Latest Odds on Luis Suarez action

Length of Ban imposed by FIFA: prices from BetVictor
1-3 games 10/1
4-6 games 10/1
7-9 games 8/1
10-12 games 6/1
13-15 games 8/1
16-18 games 6/1
19-21 games 6/1
22-24 games 4/1
No Ban 6/1
25 games or more 12/1

http://www.betvictor.com/sports/en/football-specials/player-specials/coupons/982100/2109710/507749000/0/0/PE/0/0/0/0/0

Shit they're backing the big bans.

-PB

It's only FIFA. They'll ban him for 4 games at most. But he should be banned either for 20 games, or life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPnoLl3N45w

Edited by nick1408: 26/6/2014 05:54:38 PM

People calling for a life-long ban are retarded.

He'll be banned for 10-12 international games. FIFA are unlikely to overstep their jurisdiction. And really Liverpool benefit from him being suspended from internationals, being that he won't have to travel half way across the world 5 times a season.

Don't be surprised if the FA and UEFA request to have that ban extended worldwide and have it granted by FIFA.

Unlikely. Look at the precedent set by Mauro Tassotti.

Reports in Uruguay that he's been banned for 9 international games and a 4 month worldwide ban

Been confirmed now. 9 international games and 4 months from all football.

Fucking hell. He's also banned from entering any stadium Uruguay are playing in for 4 months.

Edited by sydneycroatia58: 26/6/2014 11:53:36 PM

Also important to note that the 9 game ban for Uruguay is only official competitive matches, so means he's out of the Copa America next year as well.

So he's banned until October 26th? That's 9 EPL games, 1 cup match (potentially two) and 3 Champions league matches - including 9 internationals that's a total of 22 games. They haven't left a lot of room for more serious infractions.

Edited by afromanGT: 27/6/2014 12:12:52 AM

For a third time punishment it still isn't enough imo.

Guy should be forced to have pschy evals before he returns to the pitch.

-PB

FTFY

Edited by u4486662: 27/6/2014 06:00:23 AM

If the Uruguay FA appeal this won't it delay the sentence or is directly immediate?

-PB

What a shit punishment, its the offseason of 4 months

Uruguay would have been fancied to get past Colombia but without Suarez their attack will lack bite. In fact they look quite tame without Suarez.

Is that a double meaning? :lol:

FIFA confirmed any appeal would not suspend the ban.

Good.

-PB

Which basically means they don't believe there's any evidence which could overturn the ban. Which is a bit of a Kangaroo court isn't it?

Absolutely. You can't give the guy a blanket ban from football for 4 months and then be like "well I guess he has learned his lesson this time..."

Hey, Australians have patent pending on the term "kangaroo court" :lol:

Corrected...

Incredible they delay the ban for Barcelona, in what is a more serious issue, but they have no real evidence of a bite actually happening (even if it does look bad going by vision).

Western society is so high and mighty , imposing it's superior morals on poorer cultures.

We'll teach these savages on how to behave appropriately once and for all!

BAN HIM FOR LIFE!

He's joking right? :lol:

If Rooney did that they're be an outcry exactly the same.

Chielini is an idiot. Carried on during the game, carried on after the game (fair enough too) and now that Suarez has been banned says it's too harsh.

What a bell end.

Did he get a longer ban for pleading not guilty? :lol: The guy is seriously fucked in the head.

Edited by gooner4life_8: 29/6/2014 05:08:58 AM

That's right Suarez....... you happened to lose your balance and fall on the Italians shoulder.