List 10 men you would bang if you were gay.


List 10 men you would bang if you were gay.

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Thus video is great, talks a lot about homophobia and why it's stupid (and funny).
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My list:
1: I would explore the corners of Neil Degrasse Tyson's galactic brown hole.
2: Mankind Mick Foley always gave me a strong and safe feeling of security and warmth. I bet he'd make a great sugarbeardaddy.
3: Christiano Ronaldo probably has the smallest dick in the world. Just to find out.
4: Hugh Jackman is wolverine. 'nuff said.
5: Fight Club era Brad Pitt. Dem abs. Wow.
6: I would make Stephen Hawking talk dirty to me with his robot voice.
7: Rolf Harris as Jake The Peg
8: I would get down and webby with literally anyone in a Spiderman suit.
9: Getting Robbie Kruse in the sack presents the perfect opportunity to get in the perfect donkey punch.
10: I would have pity sex with Joffa just so he wouldn't face the prospect of dying a virgin.

Who's on your list, forum?
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I will put my hand up for a JoFFA orgy.


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1. Scouse Roar.
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1) Buck Angel.
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I need to make room for girtXc somewhere on my list.
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I cannot believe that no one else has said Buck Angel. Insulting. Do some research fellas and you will agree.
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Draupnir wrote:
I cannot believe that no one else has said Buck Angel. Insulting. Do some research fellas and you will agree.


We are trans exclusionary hypothetical fags.
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notorganic wrote:
Draupnir wrote:
I cannot believe that no one else has said Buck Angel. Insulting. Do some research fellas and you will agree.


We are trans exclusionary hypothetical fags.


Well that's just no fair.

I'd probably put the piledriver on Brian Molko though.
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Would love to pack Mark Wahlbergs fudge if I was gay
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TheSelectFew wrote:
I will put my hand up JoFFA.

Fixed
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1. Terry McFlynn. (Everyone here knows my obsession over the legend)
2. Matt Damon. (If anything so I can make him moan his name when I'm inside of him)
3. David Beckham. (I have to see if he really has Goldenballs)
4. Bruce Willis. (I want him to make me yell Yippe Ki-Yay!, after we've brought out the gimp)
5. Brad Pitt. (Every guy wants to fuck Brad Pitt. Just like every girl wants to fuck him)
6. Old Spice Guy (C'mon, if there's ever a person to take big black cock from...)
7. Neil Patrick Harris. (You could be deepthroating his cock halfway down your esophagus and it just wouldn't feel gay)
8. Brett Lee (He can bowl me a 150km/h missile any day)
9. Charlie Hunnam (He can do me over a Harley Davidson any day of the week)
10. Ned Zelic. (Obviously for me, I want to feel his individual brilliance inside of me. We could conjure up so much imagination and fantasy in the sack)


Edited by Heineken: 25/1/2015 05:20:15 AM

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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batfink wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon finky, who's on your list?
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notorganic wrote:
[quote=batfink]:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon finky, who's on your list? [/

to be honest I I don't about men
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batfink wrote:
notorganic wrote:
[quote=batfink]:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon finky, who's on your list? [/

to be honest I I don't about men

Wow, you even posted awkwardly

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Justin Timberlake for sure
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marconi101 wrote:
batfink wrote:
notorganic wrote:
[quote=batfink]:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon finky, who's on your list? [/

to be honest I I don't about men

Wow, you even posted awkwardly


:lol:
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jlm8695 wrote:
marconi101 wrote:
batfink wrote:
notorganic wrote:
[quote=batfink]:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon finky, who's on your list? [/

to be honest I I don't about men

Wow, you even posted awkwardly


:lol:

Lol.
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just add "think"
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Meet up tonight finky? 118 Oxford St. Upstairs. Second last bathrool stall. The one with the gloryhole.
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1. Beckham
2. David Bentley
3. Yu-Gi-Oh
4. Putin
5. The dewd who sang Rack City
6. John Mayer, cos apparently he's hung like a horse and he's topped all of Hollywood
7. My girl friend's cousin. He's simply the most beautiful man on the planet
8. Karl Stefanovic
9. Paul Hogan
10. Colin
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Draupnir wrote:
Meet up tonight finky? 118 Oxford St. Upstairs. Second last bathrool stall. The one with the gloryhole.


sorry entertaining people tonight and i have 60 people tomorrow for a pig and a lamb on the spit to celebrate Australia Day.......

the gloryhole does get my wood up, but i would have to be certain there is a nubile young female on the other side...;)

Edited by batfink: 25/1/2015 06:23:11 PM
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batfink wrote:
Draupnir wrote:
Meet up tonight finky? 118 Oxford St. Upstairs. Second last bathrool stall. The one with the gloryhole.


sorry entertaining people tonight and i have 60 people tomorrow for a pig and a lamb on the spit to celebrate Australia Day.......

the gloryhole does get my wood up, but i would have to be certain there is a nubile young female on the other side...;)

Edited by batfink: 25/1/2015 06:23:11 PM

OLD BAT FINKY'S HAVIN' A PARTY!
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batfink wrote:
Draupnir wrote:
Meet up tonight finky? 118 Oxford St. Upstairs. Second last bathrool stall. The one with the gloryhole.


sorry entertaining people tonight and i have 60 people tomorrow for a pig and a lamb on the spit to celebrate Australia Day.......

the gloryhole does get my wood up, but i would have to be certain there is a nubile young female on the other side...;)

Edited by batfink: 25/1/2015 06:23:11 PM

Draupys beard would feel like a muff.
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Eastern Glory wrote:
batfink wrote:
Draupnir wrote:
Meet up tonight finky? 118 Oxford St. Upstairs. Second last bathrool stall. The one with the gloryhole.


sorry entertaining people tonight and i have 60 people tomorrow for a pig and a lamb on the spit to celebrate Australia Day.......

the gloryhole does get my wood up, but i would have to be certain there is a nubile young female on the other side...;)

Edited by batfink: 25/1/2015 06:23:11 PM

OLD BAT FINKY'S HAVIN' A PARTY!


Sounds like a homo initiation.


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Stephen Fry once said, when asked what he found attractive in a lady... That he liked the ones with very small breasts and reasonably sized penises. So, I'll go along Stephen's way of thinking and say that the 10 men I would bang if I were gay would be the ones with round breasts, flat bellies, long legs and vaginas (or very very small penises)... And no facial hair at all.

That said, I would assume that my taste in men would change if I were gay.
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Eastern Glory wrote:
batfink wrote:
Draupnir wrote:
Meet up tonight finky? 118 Oxford St. Upstairs. Second last bathrool stall. The one with the gloryhole.


sorry entertaining people tonight and i have 60 people tomorrow for a pig and a lamb on the spit to celebrate Australia Day.......

the gloryhole does get my wood up, but i would have to be certain there is a nubile young female on the other side...;)

Edited by batfink: 25/1/2015 06:23:11 PM

OLD BAT FINKY'S HAVIN' A PARTY!

Shotty bringing the Charlie. :lol:

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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u4486662 wrote:
batfink wrote:
Draupnir wrote:
Meet up tonight finky? 118 Oxford St. Upstairs. Second last bathrool stall. The one with the gloryhole.


sorry entertaining people tonight and i have 60 people tomorrow for a pig and a lamb on the spit to celebrate Australia Day.......

the gloryhole does get my wood up, but i would have to be certain there is a nubile young female on the other side...;)

Edited by batfink: 25/1/2015 06:23:11 PM

Draupys beard would feel like a muff.


Two muffs I reckon lad.
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ET never fails to disappoint...

I got on the forum to see what forumers were saying about the FA Cup upsets. That discussion is fairly muted as this is clearly where folks have been spending their brain power.

For the record I can't think of ten men that I'd be happy filling my hole with love putty but here are 5 new names for you all to consider.

1. Ryan Gosling (obvious, good looking rooster)
2. Olivier Giroud (best looking footballer on the planet)
3. Saul Romano (Mad Men character not a real person - cause he's been waiting his whole life for it and I'm a generous guy)
4. Zack Gia- (between the ferns/hangover dude) - you know he'd offer something different.
5. Chow Yun Fat - nuff said.
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