If you do. You're a horrible, human being who should have been swallowed. You see - Vegemite is apparently fucking racist. By eating this salty delicious spread with your morning slice(s) of bread, you make people such as Hitler look like adorable little toddlers who offer you an angelic little smiles, all so adorable, before they fill their fucking nappies with a giant load of baby crap.

You enjoy Cheese and Vegemite sandwiches? Congratulations - you've committed an act far worse than even the most barbaric act ISIS could come up with.

Nibble on a Vegemite and butter biscuit once in a while? Congratulations! You've just become Pauline Bloody Hansons fuck buddy, cos you're a motherfucking, toe totting, black hating, aboriginal despising, white power, heil to the kkk, motherfucking racist. Good on ya, ya savvy sausage!

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Is this bitch for fucking real? Honestly? I mean if there's a prime example of why abortions should be made legal, she's it. Somebody please replace the sugar in her pantry with something a little more exciting, that'll bring about more than just a sugar buzz when she rips into her morning coffee. Wouldn't it be beautifully ironic if she took her morning cup of joe without milk.

Seriously, what a fucking tart. I'm off to go and put a whole Bakers Delight through my toaster, and smother the whole goddamn shop in Vegemite! I love the stuff personally. I guess that makes me a racist that even the KKK couldn't handle! Just to rub rub it into those who happen to differ from the 50 shades of 'not white', going to make myself a cup of Nescafe's finest, and the milk can go get fucked. I'm taking that shit black, just to piss off this cow who looks like she had a fight with an industrial threshing machine, and lost.

I suppose her theory also covers stuff like Nutella (you can kiss sticking that in the Microwave when your more baked than Betty Crocker, and drinking it like it's a dollop of the finest vintage goodbye!)

Love a little licorice? Yeah, nah. Darrel Lea went tits up. Well, we all fucking know why now!

You like your chocolate with actual cocoa in it? Yeah, nup. Unless you're black you can kiss Cadbury's glass and a half away, cos you're going to have to start getting chummy with the Milky Bar kid, and he's clearly a bit touched in the head.

For those of us who like the richer, maltier, darker beers. Nope, Nope, Nope. We'll have to convert to Pure Blonde, because Stouts and Porters are off the bar taps.

I used to like Black Sabbath. I say used to. I'm not black, so I'm going to have to start my own band - White Sabbath, full of guilt and political correctness.

She breaths the same air as we do. Fair chance is some loony will mate with her.

I've seen a lot of her blogs, really hard to know if its satire or just a really really really stupid dumb fuck.

-PB

Troll is all

i dont mind vegemite, im probably more of a fan of promite

Do you like fish sticks?

Shit troll is shit.

I understand your passionate about vegemite mate, but she's trolling and you got owned

Terrible attempt at trolling, but a slightly better attempt at trolling by Heiny so well played on that.

I didn't bother.

Whether she's satirical or not, heineys response is class =d> fire up son

I seen a few like this going around on facey quite a bit now. Really stupid chicks acting dumb but really just trolling, its pathetic.

yes

Till some lad kicks their heads in and then it's the end of the world.

-PB

whats the ELO ranking for vegemite eaters?

I started the post attempting to be a little satirical myself. But after watching it for a second, and then a third time to just make sure I was hearing what I was hearing, I just got a little mad. :lol:

Apparently, she's trolling - and not very well at that! But unfortunately, and you all know it there are people out there who will take this on as gospel, and will actually go around boycotting Vegemite. It's people like that who need a dinner date with Jihadi John.

People should be boycotting Vegemite because it's fucking rank rather than the colour.

'Unstrayan!

lost my shit at the nutella line, that one was 10/10 stuff
and you're not wrong about some people will take this on, it always starts off as a joke then someone will take it seriously and PC the shit out of it

I drive past the Vegemite factory in Port Melbourne every day. Often, it smells like Vegemite.

Joke or not the sad part Is that she is a good example of the end product of a lot of kids getting churned out of western higher education institutions. Scary stuff :lol:

How so?

Hardly strikes me as tertiary educated.

Shes just a Gen Y fuckwit on a soap box.

-PB

She clearly has no tertiary education. She is American though and they struggle with subtle humour.

She's a satire writer FFS :lol:

Also, Vegemite is the worst thing of all time.

I knew there was a reason we're mates :lol:

She's bad at satire though.

Americans suck at comedy in general.

Thought she was a pommy git?

-PB

Could be worse it could be next to a poultry factory.

I once ate a cold chicken and Vegemite sandwich. Was actually pretty good.