The "you know you're getting old when..." thread


The "you know you're getting old when..." thread

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when the US basketball dream team isnt smashing teams by 30+ points anymore
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when you remember ads from the 90s

[youtube]BvOz_qUPbXo[/youtube]

[youtube]fJgGy4Q55wc[/youtube]
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When Arsenal are being linked to a player who's younger than you are.

Dusan Vlahovic is three months younger than me and he's already playing senior football for Partizan Belgrade :shock:

For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby

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Who remembers this one :D

[youtube]watch?v=vWGIytePrRI[/youtube]
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Not related to me but. ..

You know when youre getting old when you HAVE a fall rather than fall over.

I always think its funny when some says someone has had a fall, i instantly know they are elderly. Only young and middle aged people fall over.

Edited by scubaroo: 27/4/2016 04:45:53 PM
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switters wrote:
when you remember ads from the 90s

[youtube]BvOz_qUPbXo[/youtube]

[youtube]fJgGy4Q55wc[/youtube]

[youtube]uEZb-zxrkRs[/youtube]

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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When you pull a one-nighter with a girl who was born the year you started Highschool...

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Captain Haddock wrote:
When you pull a one-nighter with a girl who was born the year you started Highschool...

Stranger Danger alet. :-"

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Her: 18. Me: 30.

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When you're old enough to realise that the guy that is talking about having sex is always the one that isn't having sex.
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The modern slang people use on tinder.

Since I'm recently single I have no idea what women are into, I'm 24 and winging it :lol:
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paladisious wrote:
When you're old enough to realise that the guy that is talking about having sex is always the one that isn't having sex.


In that case I must talk about sex all the time..
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When your 4 yr old daughter watches Pokémon, So you watch it with her and realize the majority of them you don't know. WHERE THE FU*K IS CHARMANDER!!!
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salmonfc wrote:
When Arsenal are being linked to a player who's younger than you are.


That's nothing. You really know when you're getting on in years when you're older than Melbourne City's signings.
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paladisious wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
When Arsenal are being linked to a player who's younger than you are.


That's nothing. You really know when you're getting on in years when you're older than Melbourne City's signings.


Yep
Hearing players younger than you referred to as veterans and hearing people your age having their retirement speculated on
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When bands like One Direction are coming out.
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My friend just messaged me on drugs at a club, and I told her to enjoy herself and be safe...


Fuck I'm getting old
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pv4 wrote:
paladisious wrote:
When you're old enough to realise that the guy that is talking about having sex is always the one that isn't having sex.


In that case I must talk about sex all the time..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Have stern words my dear friend
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You know your old when:
Music like Prince, U2 or David Bowie is as relevant as music that gets played on a great grandmothers' gramophone


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You know you're getting old when you're addressed as sir, or mister
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When society says I'm a tear for not supporting transgender people.
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its not the first time youve had haemorrhoids

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scott21 wrote:
its not the first time youve had haemorrhoids

I'm a lot younger than you, and I've gone to battle between the cheeks more times than I'd like to admit :lol:
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When getting a prostate exam is normal. Ffs im only 32
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MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
When getting a prostate exam is normal. Ffs im only 32

They reckon you should start getting it checked when you're 25. I turn 25 this year.

Time to bend over and lube 'er up!


WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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Heineken wrote:
MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
When getting a prostate exam is normal. Ffs im only 32

They reckon you should start getting it checked when you're 25. I turn 25 this year.

Time to bend over and lube 'er up!

Theres the other way of an MRi , but most doctors trust the old way .
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11.mvfc.11 wrote:
Heineken wrote:
MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
When getting a prostate exam is normal. Ffs im only 32

They reckon you should start getting it checked when you're 25. I turn 25 this year.

Time to bend over and lube 'er up!
This is where dating a nurse could come in handy.

=d>
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MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
Heineken wrote:
MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
When getting a prostate exam is normal. Ffs im only 32

They reckon you should start getting it checked when you're 25. I turn 25 this year.

Time to bend over and lube 'er up!

Theres the other way of an MRi , but most doctors trust the old way .


Blood test lol.

-PB

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I know I'm getting old when before football training starts, everyone is shooting at the goals, scoring Beckham freekicks and wonder volleys, and I just stand there knowing if I get involved before I warm up, I will injure myself :lol:
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pv4 wrote:
I know I'm getting old when before football training starts, everyone is shooting at the goals, scoring Beckham freekicks and wonder volleys, and I just stand there knowing if I get involved before I warm up, I will injure myself :lol:


:lol: :lol:
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