The "you know you're getting old when..." thread


The "you know you're getting old when..." thread

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11.mvfc.11 wrote:
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When getting a prostate exam is normal. Ffs im only 32

They reckon you should start getting it checked when you're 25. I turn 25 this year.

Time to bend over and lube 'er up!
This is where dating a nurse could come in handy.

:lol: She's already told me that's one thing she's not doing. :lol: Happy to give me injections, blood test, you name it. Sticking finger(s) up my bum, that's a no no. :lol:

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Dave...Dave...my mind is going...I can feel it...I can feel it...my mind is going...there is no question about it...I can feel it...I can feel it...I can feel it...
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when the fragrant wafting smell of piss in the air is coming from yourself.

Europe is funding the war not Chelsea football club

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You know youre getting old when your utilty belt gets higher up on your waist line :lol:




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dirkvanadidas wrote:
when the fragrant wafting smell of piss in the air is coming from yourself.


The dark gray stain of shame.

Its a game for everyone. Its not pale, male, or stale. It transcends race, gender, economic status. Its for everyone. - Tal Karp


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dirkvanadidas wrote:
when the fragrant wafting smell of piss in the air is coming from yourself.

$21.85 (US$) will get you a pack of these.

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You know youre getting old when

two of the top 3 artists on your ipod are either dead or irrelevant

U2 and David Bowie occupy 1st and 3rd place in terms of how many songs they have on my ipod, Radiohead is 2nd
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Condemned666 wrote:
You know youre getting old when

two of the top 3 artists on your ipod are either dead or irrelevant

U2 and David Bowie occupy 1st and 3rd place in terms of how many songs they have on my ipod, Radiohead is 2nd


You mean musicians could actually play an instrument back in the day?
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Draupnir wrote:
Condemned666 wrote:
You know youre getting old when

two of the top 3 artists on your ipod are either dead or irrelevant

U2 and David Bowie occupy 1st and 3rd place in terms of how many songs they have on my ipod, Radiohead is 2nd


You mean musicians could actually play an instrument back in the day?


Pics or not real.
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scubaroo wrote:
Draupnir wrote:
Condemned666 wrote:
You know youre getting old when

two of the top 3 artists on your ipod are either dead or irrelevant

U2 and David Bowie occupy 1st and 3rd place in terms of how many songs they have on my ipod, Radiohead is 2nd


You mean musicians could actually play an instrument back in the day?


Pics or not real.

Prince and is regarded as one of the best guitarists of all time...believe it or not...even Eric Clapton thinks this
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scubaroo wrote:
Draupnir wrote:
Condemned666 wrote:
You know youre getting old when

two of the top 3 artists on your ipod are either dead or irrelevant

U2 and David Bowie occupy 1st and 3rd place in terms of how many songs they have on my ipod, Radiohead is 2nd


You mean musicians could actually play an instrument back in the day?


Pics or not real.










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I have 4 kids. I know I'm old. ;)
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You know its over when MacGyver starts to look old



Yep! ALL OVER!
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When this ->



^

Becomes this->



>.<
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Condemned666 - 2 Feb 2017 6:28 PM
When this ->



^

Becomes this->



>.<

Yep . Scary ay.
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Condemned666 - 2 Feb 2017 6:28 PM
When this ->



^

Becomes this->



>.<

Who is that?

-P

https://i.imgur.com/batge7K.jpg

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paulbagzFC - 2 Feb 2017 7:24 PM
Condemned666 - 2 Feb 2017 6:28 PM

Who is that?

-P

Kate Fischer the goddess, a girl i would put on a pedestal*



*check her out on sirens, she gets the goods out, alongside elle macpherson, Portia de rossi and Tara Fitzgerald (sellyse baratheon)
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Condemned666 - 2 Feb 2017 9:03 PM
paulbagzFC - 2 Feb 2017 7:24 PM

Kate Fischer the goddess, a girl i would put on a pedestal*



*check her out on sirens, she gets the goods out, alongside elle macpherson, Portia de rossi and Tara Fitzgerald (sellyse baratheon)

Ahhh the wall....nemesis of beautiful 20-somethings everywhere...

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I know I'm getting old when I've been prescribed my first dose of hypertension meds. Ffs it truly is all downhill from here..
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Geez, is she sure she choose the right reality show? Shouldn't she be on The Biggest Loser instead?

What strikes me is that I work with a number of women with a resemblance to her now. Maybe they were hot back in the day.
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Yeah wow that's quite the transformation :|

-PB

https://i.imgur.com/batge7K.jpg

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Condemned666 - 2 Feb 2017 9:03 PM
paulbagzFC - 2 Feb 2017 7:24 PM

Kate Fischer the goddess, a girl i would put on a pedestal*



*check her out on sirens, she gets the goods out, alongside elle macpherson, Portia de rossi and Tara Fitzgerald (sellyse baratheon)

Anywhere I can find that scene where they all come out of the lake and the water is running off their naked bodies.

It's for.......um..........research purposes.......

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Captain Haddock - 3 Feb 2017 3:21 PM
Condemned666 - 2 Feb 2017 9:03 PM

Anywhere I can find that scene where they all come out of the lake and the water is running off their naked bodies.

It's for.......um..........research purposes.......
Like I said, how can this->


Become this->




But on a matter of a dark nature, im sure the woman must have had issues as a child (ie abuse), she seems to have an extreme personality, which is a shame for a woman that attractive. I mean she was HOMELESS! theres no grey area with her, its black and white, borderline personality

Heres hoping she trims back down with a bit of stomach stapling, and fixing the loose skin, before shes truly old (50). I dont want to remember her as the second picture!

Meanwhile we have this
 




Seriously, WTF Went Wrong?


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Just remember 
"Youre only as old as the woman you feel"

Said the man next to me, i promised i was going to use that somewhere 
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