Tell us about funny people that you've played with/against.

For example, I used to play with this weird Italian guy, who had this ridiculous theory on throw ins. Ifs there wasn't a simple option down the line for him (he only threw down the line, because going backwards was too dangerous and would concede ground) he would throw to the opposition, because that way we couldn't lose the ball in a more dangerous place. Bare in mind that he would only ever throw from a standstill, so he couldn't throw the ball very far anyway.
So literally, if you were square of him and unmarked, he would throw it down the line to the opposition. And he actually used to try and justify it that way.

played against a goal keeper that made donkey noises every time you missed the goal or he saved it.

And why was he allowed to take throw ins? :lol:

He didn't do this as well did he? :lol:

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I used to play with this guy who used to tell everyone else to lift their game when we were behind on the scoreboard....problem was he was the most ineffective guy on the team, being a striker he fluffed many chances and was easily dispatched by any of the defenders he came up against. :lol:

Went to a new club 10 years ago. The coach was a really nice guy and would always preach tolerance and peace and just being an all around good guy. Which he was both on and off the pitch... he was a big guy too, from the black country... anyhow we played our first ever official game (we werent very good) 15 mins in he grabs a frenchman from the opposition and we run over he's got his fist pulled back, he's mouthing off going ballistic and we managed to stop him. Safe to say we'd never seen him like that before and he never did it again.

The frenchman... was and is his best mate.

This short African guy we had on our team did the stupidest fucking stretches. We used to do his stretches as team goal celebrations.

Another time, he scored a goal when we were 2 up and went ballistic, running to the bench and throwing off his shirt towards the parents. We all had a good laugh.

Used to play with a guy who would often turn up with not all of his playing gear. Quite often he would play with thongs or newspapers a shin pads.
Once he turned with his jersey turned into a giant fluff ball because in an effort not to forget it he wore it to work and it ended up getting caught in the orbital sander.
He also used to end playing in goals a lot for us as he would turn up still wearing his pajamas and slippers without any of his playing gear, so he'd be diving around in goals in his slippers with someone's thongs tapped to the front of his pajamas.

Was actually all there? That's a pisser!

He was one of the more intelligent people in the team. Just didn't really give a shit and was the clown of the group, both by his intention and not.

I have him on FB, and he just posts the most random shit constantly, and nobody cares in the slightest :lol: