Kebabs and onions surely has to take the cake.:lol:

Garlic?

Cum.

Your own or a donors?

You ever gone to make out with a bird after you've dumped a load of home made baby making protein down her gullet?

Bitches have to briush their teeth and invest in a good dose of Listerine before they get a snog.

Surely only 16 year old boys are scared of this?

Might need to fix your diet bra.

+1. Apparently your cum smell is caused by what you eat

You mean to say Scotch and Gummy Bears aren't part of a balanced diet?

Not quite balanced.
Add in 3 kebabs a week work humus, Tabouli, garlic sauce and extra onions.

Then it should smell like rainbow sherbet on her breath.

I highly suggest pineapple juice about an hour beforehand. I strongly advise against asparagus.

Probably still better than lemon & sugar pancakes...

Pretty sure it needs longer than an hour to have any effect on your body, maybe a couple of weeks.

I refuse to have you sit there and chat shit about lemon juice and sugar pancakes.

Mare yourself some pancakes tomorrow morning, pour some sugar on top and squeeze some lemon juice (from a bottle) and tell me that's not the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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Why not lemon juice from actual lemons?

I've had lemon and sugar. It's not entirely awful but there's plenty of better things to put on pancakes. Like bacon, and maple syrup.

I don't like maple syrup, too sticky. Who the fuck puts bacon on pancakes?

No wonder you can't make friends.

Shouldn't have savoury toppings on pancakes, especially not meat.

Having said that, I wonder how ice cream would go with lemon juice and sugar.

Edited by salmonfc: 16/3/2016 08:01:30 PM

Bacon, banana, and maple syrup on waffles is the best combination.

Bacon and maple syrup on pancakes is the way to go.

Just as good - fry up some bacon till it's rendered and crispy, chop it up into little chunks, throw them in the pancake batter.

Add a bit of booze into your maple syrup for an added kick. Any half decent whisky or bourbon will do the trick.

Want to really amplify bacon. Drizzle maple syrup on it, chuck it in the oven. Maple Bacon.

Epic Meal Time has opened my eyes to a whole new world. It's also gone a good way in clogging arteries and reducing my lifespan by probably 20 years. But meh, better to live on ya feet than die on ya knees, etc.

Is that what mummy told you?

Jesus kid, bacon goes well with anything.

Have you ever watched "United States of Bacon"?

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Bacon is overrated.

You get it! =d>

No wonder you're miserable.

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