my sister's ex-husband left her via text message whilst finding himself a new bird in thailand - so the whole thailand thing is a touchy subject around our family nowadays.

yep, you read right, left his marraige via text message. he's got a FIFO job & when he'd FO'd for a month, everyone assumed it was to work but he actually just went to thailand to find the youngest-looking thai girl he could. he sent my sister a text message from a phone he'd gotten ahold of from over there that said "i've fallen in love with another woman, i want a divorce. you can have the kids. but sometimes i want to speak on the phone to my son". left her via text, doesn't want communication with his kids apart from his son. a bit of a family-gear-grinder.

Edited by pv4: 27/8/2012 01:13:53 PM

:lol: at the use of :lol: after that little insight.

Cold. :lol:

Well Asian women haven't been as corrupted by 20th century feminism, they still realise their natural environment is in the kitchen and on their knees. I once dated a sweet as pie filipino bird, she did EVERYTHING to try to please me, still didn't marry her tho and she got deported back home.:lol:

Organized crime and ruthless capitalism are highly irrational, counterproductive to a progressive and functioning society. Religion is easy fodder because even a 3 year old can win that debate.

You my friend, need some Asian in your life. It will restore your faith in females, it did to me.

Ouch :lol:

Pretty sure all women are psychopaths.

Also, inb4 KiwiChick.

Edited by ual: 27/8/2012 12:23:42 PM

WGMG: White women. Theyre all spastics, the lot of them. Theyre all about their mindgames, trying to mindfuck you and what not, "oh I know what will make him want me, I wont write back to his message for 47 years, make him heaps jealous ayy". They dont even know what they want themselves, I could seriously go on for about 10000 more words, but I really cbf, might expand later.

Which is where Asian women, mainly Thai girls come in. Theyre all about pleasing their man, and its not hard to find a good looking one, Ive got one going at the moment, shes 25, looks about 17-18. To pick up a white devil, you have to beat them at their own mindgames, Thai women, you just have to be nice and gracious, while still exerting your alpha authority over them. Im lucky I learnt this all so young, thanks to a little place called the Misc.

Dw, we all have stories :lol:

Yeah, I'm a terrible drunk.

Maybe his gripe isn't centred on morals, but rationalism. Organised crime and ruthless capitalism are logical, the foundations of religion not so much.

Why?? Religion is the easy target, its adherents are taught to forgive rather than seek revenge. Why don't you vent your anger at a man's topic, such as bike gangs or ruthless capitalism?

You just tell them to take it outside, they go out the front and scream at each other and the rest of the party place bets on how long it is before one of the neighbours calls the cops.

WGMG: When domestics break out at house parties such as last night, and when said domestic lasts for 6 fucking hours as these two retarded banshees scream at each other. Time for euthanasia methinks

Playing out a lot like that movie, Gone Baby Gone.

Jesus, that's fucked Afro. Hope they can find the kid.

I sing Bohemian rhapsody when sober, what of it :lol: I did it just the other day, although to be fair, that was because I was in the car with my mate and bohemian Rhapsody came on. What followed was not to dissimilar from this:
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No. I don't know the guy personally. I've met him once - he was thrown out of my bar for being a junkie cunt, essentially. But I've got connections in Sydney who know of him and they expect me to track him down using them. Y'know, because I've got nothing better to do with my time than degrade myself by calling in favours...

They went to the police, but the thing is you've got to wait 24 hours before the kid is officially a missing person and since in that time they've crossed state lines VicPol really don't give a fuck.

Why are they expecting you to now go and find the kid? I'm assuming that you don't know the bloke who has kidnapped (for want of a better word) the kid.

Why didn't they just go to the Police? Yeah, sure - red faces all round, but the Police are trained to find people like this, and have a lot more resources at their fingertips than you or your housemates do.

WGMG: My housemate's friend has a son with a guy who's a complete lunatic and junkie. He has no custody of the child and an intervention order out against him. Housemate's girlfriend and friend thought it would be cute if the son (who's turning three and will have no memories) got to see his father for his birthday. So they left the child in UNSUPERVISED CUSTODY with the father. He high-tailed it with the kid and now they expect me to fix this and find the kid.

Me and my housemate are absolutely lost for words at their fucking stupidity.

You have so much to learn.

Don't forget Livin on a Prayer while doing air guitar. Many a child conceived using this mating call.

Depends on the situation they find themselves in. :lol: Working in a bar, I've come across many that are right old c*nts after a few too many. :lol:.

I find people are always telling each other how much they love each other when they're drunk, before breaking out into impromptu choruses of 'Bohemian Rapsody'. :lol:

Women are really awesome and fun to be around when they're blind drunk. :)

Okay, that's probably not true :lol:
Apparently I kept telling everyone how much I loved them.

The 'I swear I'm never drinking again' are famous last words, too. Many a person has uttered those after a large night on the piss. :lol:

Famous last words :lol:

Nah, I know there weren't any pictures taken.

:lol: Famous last words. :lol:

Thank god there were no pics taken.