how old is it?

when the mrs got her kitten it was toilet trained in the sense that it knew to go in the litter box (and after showing it the location of the box once, was fine) but for a week or two it struggled to properly bury it's turds & would either scratch random bits of litter outside of the tray, or scratch the turd with it's feet around/outside the tray, or nearly always accidentally stepp in it's turd. after a couple of weeks it was fine though, but they were a couple of messy weeks (washing it's feet, cleaning up where it had walked after going, etc). also when she was unhappy with us, because we'd be heading out to work or something, she would sometimes take a piss near our fridge as a sign of "you guys deserve this". we sprayed the area she kept pissing with vinegar or something (some old wives tale we were told), and she hasn't done it since.

I reckon he sits and home practising responding to heckles :lol: A couple of DVD's he actually invites the crowd to heckle him.

I reckon Daniel Tosh has my favourite comeback ever:

a guy at work participated in a charity boxing match one time so we went to watch him. it was this big night raising money for a kid with some irregular disease, hosted at a RSL club. at some point in the night they had a comedian get inside the ring and spend 20mins doing stand up. i forget his name but he is australian & they introduced him by saying "you've probably seen him on the footy show" but i don't think he was a league celebrity. anyway, had some great jokes in his standup. he started off pretty tame but realised the crowd weren't into it so started swearing heaps & talking about whatever he wanted, and people started getting into it a bit more. eventually he started saying a few jokes about war, which lead to the anzacs. one classic one he said was "do you reckon there were soliders at gallipoli that were hiding in the trenches, listening to gunfire fly over their heads, and one of them says 'well, at least we'll get a public holiday out of this'". absolutely brought the house down, but some higher-ups from the RSL switched him off and had a talk to him about not saying jokes about australian soldiers. so then his mic got switched back on and he began to resort to picking someone out of a crowd and ridiculing him. he slayed one guy for the type of shirt he was wearing, the guy replied with something that barely anyone could hear, and the comedian said "mate, what you need to do is go home, get one of them battery-powered fans, jerk off into the fan to practice your comebacks". the whole place went mental, was amazingly awesome.

Football, pyro, women and coke (the nice one not the naughty one)

That's gold. :lol:

I thimk my favourite was Jim Jeffries, after doing a joke about the irish some chick calls out "You're bigger than me ya fat prick!" so he rips into her a bit and then goes "I'm going to leave you alone now. Like your dad did. Shame your grandfather never did."

Bill Bailey invited people to heckle him a couple of years ago when I saw him. He had this pipe in his hand from a previous joke, and some guy yelled out "OI! WHERE'S YOUR PIPE"? To which Bill was stunned and completely caught off guard. "Where's my pipe? .....it's in hand you dolt!"

I think my favourite is probably still Jimmy Carr's oft-used "I don't come to your work and slap the sailor's cocks out of your mouth."

WFMB: My CTP was up for renewal. I got a quote from NRMA for $660 ($100 cheaper than the rest because I've got roadside assistance with NRMA as well).

I called back to confirm and pay it, and the chick made it $538. Since I'd saved $700 for it, I've got an extra $168 now.

\:d/

Wfmb: seeing my. Coworker lose it on site as he didn't have any ciggies on him .hilarious

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The Triple M afternoons radio show with Mark Bosnich and Adam Gilchrist.

Funny shit

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That's a pretty lousy allocation.

Personally mine is "If you want my comeback, you'd have to scrap it off your mother teeth."

WFMB: Music that makes you feel great about life and makes you forget all your shitty little problems.

WFMB: Quiet ones with the girl.

Its about 10 weeks. He's the third cat in the house now, so he's staying in my room at the moment so the others get use to him. Just thankful I don't have shit and piss through the carpet. The only problem I have is with him kicking some of the litter out of his tray.

Nah, that's become over-used by the "wannabe clever" douchebag.

WFMB: Fund out my hourly rate for work.

What's that, 4.5 bays behind the goal, 2 or so on the wing isn't so bad.

WFMB: Commentators pronunciation of Eric Paartalu in FIFA 13

WFMB: alt-J

QFT, favourite album of the year, I think Breezeblocks and Taro will make my top 10 in JJJ's HOH.

WFMB: Not rostered on for Christmas Eve or Boxing Day at work, meaning I can go away up the coast for a few days.

WFMB: Decent work Christmas BBQ. Not going to argue with free food, free beer and a bunch of top people.

WFMB: Ben Folds
WFMB: Bought myself a nice TDKR poster at Big W.

They're great.

WFMBSFM: This gif pretty much sums up me;

WFMB: First pre-season friendly tomorrow, although I'm a bit nervous about it considering I haven't trained for almost a month. I've been doing running and keeping my fitness up, I just think i'll be a bit rusty with the ball.