That convo is hilarious, you handled it well and wrecked him quite a few times. Do you know how these people keep finding you?

ive had two random people add me on msn....how the hell do they get out emails.

No idea, but I sense it's the same person. Because the first one was "James Maloney" and the next two said I'm a friend of James Maloney #-o Unless there's some sort of hidden pedophile ring... :-k :P

I have a mate called James Maloney. :-k :lol:

And the pieces suddenly fall into place...

I've seen him on your FB David, and I was wtfing and freaked out the first time I did :lol:
I don't think this guy had an 'e' in his last name though.

If Dave's going to stalk S_F, the least he could do is be honest enough to use his real name.

What the fuck, I'm confused.

11.mvfc.11 searched my pedos email on Facebook. It came up with Matt Khoury (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=info&ref=search&id=100000345457321#/profile.php?v=info&ref=search&id=100000345457321). That looks like how he was in his dp.
I'm sure it's someone off here though, as it's the only place I'm out, and he seemed to positively know I was gay, like all the others. Then it clicked for a second. Mk. Matt Khoury. Initials.
But this guy is from Sydney, and went to Sydney Boys. :-k

Had the funniest thing happen today. Well it was funny for me.

Arrived at my mates place and we went outside and we smelt smoke. Looked to our right and the entire fence was on fire! My mates dad had left the BBQ alone whilst he went to get something in the garage. He was gone literally 20 seconds and the fence caught on fire. My dad grabbed the hose and put it out. Thankfully we arrived when we did, because if we were a few minutes later, the house probably would of caught fire!

Just goes to show you how quick something like this can happen.

IMO he looks fuck ugly, and has a very unhealthy green tinge to his body. Perhaps he's been hanging around Chenobyl for too long.

Look like one of those lebs too that tend to spend 22 hours of every 24 in a day at the local gym, and spend the remaining 2 driving around in his fully sic' car honking girls and playing loud doof doof music.

But that's just my opinion :lol:

:lol: Don't worry, I agree. He looks vile. And like a lad. Disgusting.

Where was MK from. I don't remember.

Hmmm. I guess the initials MK probably are quite common.

My advice, if he comes near you, give him nothing but a really good hard kick in the groin and run....pretty quickly, especially if he is a leb/lad, cause he's probably got reinforcments around the corner :lol:

He won't come near me, he doesn't even know where I live or anything like that.

And kicking in the groin creates a clenching reflex so if they try to grab you while you do it, they'll grab you tighter.

:lol: fair enough. Stranger things have happened though.

CBFd looking for the appropriate thread...


"Oh shit, I have a tiny John Terry in me!" - Veronica Perroncel (Wayne Bridge's now ex-missus)

:lol::lol::lol:

I thought one of the articles said she had an abortion :?

Pretty sure she'd already had a kid to Bridge.

thats probably what he looked like in court again.

s_f tell me honestly... is john terry hot? Because i think he's an ugly ugly dude.

No, he's not hot, not at all. The only thing he has going for him is that he's the captain of England and Chelsea.

So you would do him based on him wearing an armband that says "Captain". You would have been a hilarious pirate.

It's weird. I wouldn't do it if he was a squad player for Birmingham, but he's got that aura of 'famous' about him. He's not undo-able. There are other football players I would do before him though of course.
This is if I was a slut though, which I'm not, so I wouldn't go chasing him or anything, but if I wasn't in a relationship and he presented his ass to me and said "Fuck me" then I would :lol:

Wow. That is disturbing.

You asked ;)

Anth, lets be honest. Most of these guys aren't that good looking. Do you think Wayne Rooney would be with his missus if he was Wayne the garbage man?

Now Wayne Rooney is someone I wouldn't tap, even if he was king of the world.

Wayne Rooney is a lad in disguise. He'd go perfectly wearing Nautica shirt, Addidas trackies, and Nikes. .

Yeh but I wouldn't have sex with Oprah. It doesn't work in reverse.