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Funky Munky wrote:France out early, US late to the party, Poms left to battle the Huns
Remind anyone of another big event? Lawl.
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One day in Bavaria, the seven dwarfs went off to work in the salt mine, while Snow White stayed at home as usual to cook their lunch. However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs. Tearfully, Snow White shouted down the mine shaft: 'Hello - is anyone there. Can you hear me, Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Grumpy or Sneezy?' (She knew it would be no good calling Sleepy.) Then a voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: 'Germany will win the 2010 World Cup'. ' Thank God!' said Snow White, 'at least Dopey's still alive!'
In a previous life Robert Green was a bus driver. However, Will and Guy heard that he was sacked because he didn't make any stops.
The England squad had a get-together after the USA game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
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France out early, US late to the party, Poms left to battle the Huns
Remind anyone of another big event?
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paladisious wrote:Pr1mo wrote:The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. Well played sir. oh,ffs how many times have i heard that one? still :lol:
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Pr1mo wrote:The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. Well played sir.
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Pr1mo wrote:The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. =d>
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The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.
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buddha69 wrote:beersandwich wrote:france....
=d> :lol: :lol: :lol: We have a winner!
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Jhayward wrote:What's the difference between the French team and a tea bag?
A teabag spends longer in the cup. =d>
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What's the difference between the French team and a tea bag?
A teabag spends longer in the cup.
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buddha69
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beersandwich wrote:france....
Edited by beersandwich: 24/6/2010 09:13:00 PM =d>
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What's green and gold and extinct?
Pim Verbeek fans.
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france....
Edited by beersandwich: 24/6/2010 09:13:00 PM
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2 from 4...
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Bahaha. Not bad.
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Thought we need a thread on jokes that relate to the WC. Ive got a few to start us off:
Steven Gerrad says, 'the whole team is behind rob green'.
In retrospect, thats a good place to stand.
Fabio Capello walks into the shower room at the England training camp and finds a big steaming turd on the tiles. He angrily shouts 'Who's shit on the floor?' Heskey says 'Me boss, but I'm good in the air!.'
WC fixtures. On Monday Argentina vs Brazil in cape town. On Tuesday Spain vs Italy in Jo'burg and on Wednesday England meet France at the airport.
I heard that guy on death row in Utah got to choose his own firing squad. He chose Heskey, Lennon, Lampard and Rooney.
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