Forum name?
Heineken
Reason for forum name?
It’s not my first account. Before this, I was a young, immature child. I think I got banned from one account for arguing a politically correct POV of mine that was considered racist by K.A. I had another couple of accounts that I forgot the passwords too.
Heineken was born the day after my Dad had had a few work mates around on a Friday night, they had brought a case of Heineken around, and had left empty Heineken bottles all over the living room. So I was sitting there, wondering what a clichéd football name would be, and I saw the Heineken bottles and remembered they sponsor European football. Whilst choosing this, the Heineken ad for the Champions League was playing in the background (I had SBS on), and i thought, heck, why not?
Personally, I don’t mind the beer, I’m quite fond of it.
Age?
19
Location?Balmain, Sydney - NSW
TWG Refugee or 442 Citizen? 442 Citizen, I had no idea what TWGF was until a few months of me being on here
Jersey Number and why?11 is my lucky number, but I play as a goalkeeper, and 11 is usually reserved for a Striker or AM – so i’m really a #1. Cause i’m the #1 Keeper ;)
In under 16's our manager bought us jerseys and we got to pick our own numbers, i chose 69 for shits and giggles.
Occupation?Student – studying a Bach. Social Science, Majoring in Criminology at University of Western Sydney. As for future occupation – maybe a Police Officer. I’m keeping my option open though.
What’s your postage like?442 = I’m a regular round here, I post a mixture of bullshit and fact.
Australia Post = I was up at the Post Office in Balmain a fortnight ago – had to pick up bed covers which were being delivered round my house, but nobody was home, so they dropped it up at the post office. I think the last letter I sent was last year, had to send in my voting information. Did it like 2 days before the deadline :lol:
At what point did you realise you weren't going to make it as a professional footballer? Can you tell us a little about your amateur football career or any other sporting career?Probably when i realized not many 5ft 5 goalkeepers make it into professional leagues – I’m a bit taller now, bout 5’7 5’8. The closest i got was after a match – I play for Balmain Tigers, and we had played Concords Inter Lions, and their manager asked if i would play for them next season (I had won the game for my team 1-0 and saved 2 penalties during the game). I think they got paid about $100 a season, but it meant having to travel from Balmain to Concord 4 days a week for training – it’s doable, I was in year 8 or 9 at the time and i think my folks wanted me to concentrate on School.
I also played a lot of cricket, don't for a team any more but i did represent Balmain in rep cricket on several occasions, including the famous yearly Balmain v Trinity College shield. Got selected 3 times for the Balmain Junior team, playing twice at Birchgrove Oval and once at the immaculate Trinity College in which the entire college (approx 2,000 students + teachers) watched the game during their lunch break. It was during this, in front of this massive crowd i took my best ever figures 8/23 including a hat-trick. :D
Where are the burgers better?Oporto – Large triple fillet Bondi meal with extra chilli. Om nom nom nom nom!!!
Tasty Beverage?Alcoholic – Ice Cold Beer; Heineken, Pure Blonde, Coopers Pale Ale, Carlton Draught
Non-Alcoholic – Mountain Dew (remember kids, it’s pronounced ‘Doo’ not ‘Jew’. You might find yourself on the end of a law suit, like that poor bloke in New York 15 odd years ago).
FM, FIFA oPES?
FIFA all the way,
Who do you go to the football with?I find since iv’e made a few friends on this forum, some guys from here. Iv’e gone with ‘Mr’ quite a few times when he’s had a spare membership pass, and recently gone with The Doctor. When available i try and drag my best mate Daniel along, My GF has come along a few times and enjoyed it, and my dads been to a couple.
Sydney football clubFavourite SFC player of all time?Massive fan of Terry McFlynn, but i'll have to say Steve Corica. He's a deadset Legend!!!!!!
Currently?Terry McFlynn - even though he's had a shit season. Mind you, you can't exactly say many people stood out this season.
Greatest SFC game? 3 automatically come to mind:
3. Sydney FC (5) def. Central Coast Mariners (4) - Iconically my first and currently only away game - just the atomasphere of the packed Bluetounge stadium and the fact we snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.
2. Sydney FC (2) def. Melbourne Victory (0) (a.k.a Valentines Day, a.k.a FTT day as it's now known in Sydney) - Who could forget it. Packed SFS, Beautiful Day, Karol Kisel with a wonder strike in the first half, and then John Aloisi, i still get goosebumps remembering standing at the back of the Cove, watching him sprint down the field, Melbourne players parting like Moses parting the Red Sea, then the ball just flying into the back of the net - The Cove went fucking bonkers.
1. Grand Final win over Melbourne at the Tard Dome.
To be honest, i think winning the Premiership pips this, but i picked this as #1 simply cause Muscat missed his penalty - couldnt have happened to a nice person, and it really did put the icing on the cake for the season.
Favourite SFC memory?See games 1 & 2 of the above question.
Worst SFC memory?Losing is never fun, but that 3-2 loss to MV down at the Tard Dome a couple seasons back when we had been leading 2-0 after 5 minutes sticks out.
Funniest SFC memory?[youtube]io2jf1AHCO4[/youtube]
I especially find the "He never misses...never misses" part funny. And on the actual Fox Sports commentory Robbie Slater also mentions how he is the 'Master of the spot'
:lol:
Favourite SFC goal?John Aloisi to make it 2-0 against MV on Valentines day.
Active Support or the silent tactical analyst?Active Support. I'm usually smack bang in the Cove yelling my lungs out. If i'm with my GF, or my family i'll sit in the general seating area on the side opposite the Cameras.
UK or European Terrace Culture?I'm a fan of both to be honest.
Favourite Chant?There's a few.
"Jump up in the Cove"
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"S Y D N E Y"
"S Y D N E Y
I am Sydney till I die
With a knick-knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
(insert opposition) can f-ck off home"
"I will stand in Moore Park"
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Which other team in the A-league do you have more of a liking too?Before they folded, North Queensland Fury, but i kind of like Adelaide.
What is your view on the finals series system?It's uniquely Australian, it wouldn't be an Australian competition not to have it. But i think once we get everything under control financially, and we have a first division of roughly 16 clubs, and a second division with a promotion/relegation systym, as well as a FFA Cup we can scrap it. Although the 2nd division should have one, and the winner gets promoted to the A-League.
Where do you see the a-league in 5 years time?Hopefully a lot more financially stable - with a larger supporter base, regular crowds at a minimum of 12-13,000 for Sydney FC, have Canberra FC and West Sydney teams. Plans to have a Tasmanian team, another Victorian team (outside of Melbourne), a South Coast team and North Queensland Fury to be re-instated a couple years after.
What would you do to entice more big names to the A-league?We need rich franchise owners willing to spend money bringing them out and paying them. I don't think the majority of owners will be willing, as most if not all of them are losing too much money as it is.
What is your summary on the A-league season?Shit if you're a Sydney FC, or North Queensland Fury supporter. Brilliant football though displayed by the likes of Brisbane and Adelaide. The A-League is improving so much each year, and this season and the records broken is further proof of this.
Favourite football player of all time?David Beckham. Iv'e really liked him since i was young, and since i started following football since i was knee high to a grasshopper. Even though he's had his critics over the years, there is no denying he's a brilliant footballer, and a great bloke off the field.
Favourite non Aussie player? David Beckham, as mentioned earlier, or Alexsander Mostovoi (Russia) - from my FIFA 02 days. He had a fantastic career in Spain with Celta Vigo, but he was always getting in trouble with his club/national team with his temper. I remember he had a massive blow up when Russia fucked up big time in Euro 04.
Favourite Aussie Player? Harry Kewell.
Favourite other clubs?Leeds United (Since Harry Kewell, and Mark Viduka played there), Crystal Palace, and who can forget APR FC in the Rwandan Premier League ;)
The club you hate but secretly admire? Manchester United. I don't really hate them, but i admire them so much at how they've basically been the pinicle for English football in the last 20 odd years.
Club or Country? Club. Ashamadly iv'e only been to one Aussie game - Australia v Solomon Is. back in 2005 at the SFS. Only cause i won free tickets through my club :lol:
Other hobbies/sports/interests?Hobbies....I edit Wikipedia 8-[ - follow Wests Tigers in the NRL, don't mind motor racing, follow the Cricket in the summer... Intrests.....tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, :lol:
Favourite non football sports star/s?Benji Marshall and Brett Stewart are probably my favourite Rugby League players, I admire Brett Lee and Sachin Tendulker, and Steve Waugh in the Cricket.
Ideal WomanDoesn't have to be a model. If she's got a nice personality i'll always roll with that. Gotta be able to have a laugh, and if possible like football, not be the sort of girl who wants their boyfriend to take them shopping every weekend and spend hundreds of dollers on them. Bit tom-boyish in the sense that she's not too girly-girly, a bit adventurous.
Where would you take a woman on a first date?Movies and Dinner. I did that with my current girlfriend...then we ended up at the pub. I was impressed seeing as she suggested we go there for a quick beer before her parents picked her up :lol:.
If you could be anybody else for a day, who would you be?Hmmm tough one. Cristano Ronaldo, it'd be interesting to see how i cope being an hiding-in-the-closet, worlds most current famous football, with the money and the girlfriend. TBPH i think i could probably only handle it for about 24hrs :lol:
Who would you turn gay for?3 guys:
- Terry McFlynn :lol:
- Harry Kewell *shrug*
- Matt Damon *shrug*
Fuck me, that took an hour and a half!!! :lol:
Now onto your questions!.
Would you like to pretend airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?I do, however airplanes tend to report lasers pointed at them to the Police...shooting stars don't. [size=1]I have never actually done that![/size]
What are your 3 favourite alcoholic beverages?I drink Beer - i rarely drink spirits. Usually it depends what i can afford, although if i go to the pub, it'll normally be
1. Pure Blonde
2. Heineken
3. Hahn Super Dry/Coopers Pale Ale/Carlton Draught
Who is going to ask you all the questions considering you ask a lot to everyone?Hopefully not the Police
Have you ever herped so hard you derped?The end result was that i burped.
Favourite Lizzy Caplan TV show/movie?Probably Mean Girls.
How different would the South Pacific be if the country with the fucked economy had gotten the landmass with the big useless desert in the middle (ignoring mineral wealth)?Which country had the fucked economy? - I'm guessing Australia has the big useless desert in the middle.
Preferred Pacific Island destination?Wouldn't mind going Tahiti, New Caledonia, or Fiji. My girlfriend went on a Xmas cruise to Tahiti last Xmas, and she wants to take me on another one.
Boy-boy-girl or girl-girl-boy trifecta?Girl Girl Boy. That way i could get Emma Watson and Brooklyn Decker ;)
Don't mention your missus at all during the answer. Challenge Accepted?
One box of Heineken or two boxes of a cheaper alternative?I'm guessing you mean cases/slabs.
The average price in Sydney for a slab of Heineken is around $45-50. Also depends on how much i have to spend. The other day i was walking past a Liqourland and they had 2 cases of Heineken for $60.
I'll go with 2 cases of a cheaper alternative - seeing as a slab of Pure Blonde costs around $38 at my local.
Should Heineken come in swappa crates, or would it be far too expensive?I had to google what swappa crates were :p - a beer version of Swap'n'Go Gas Bottles from what i can see.
Dunno personally, never having expirienced these Swappa Crates, i don't think you can get them over here. I'm happy just buying slabs :)
Favourite Kiwis (NZ League Team) player?Do you mean as in Favourite Kiwi footballer or Rugby player? - I'll kill 2 birds with one stone.
Footballer = Shane Smeltz - He's a good striker.
Rugby League = Jerry Seu Seu (I see you too Jerry Jerry) ;)
Favourite Auckland City player?It'd be a toss-up between
* Daniel Koprivcic
* Adam Dickinson
* Chad Coombes
Simply cause i created all their Wikipedia pages during the 09 FIFA Club World Cup :p
Probably Adam Dickinson. Seemed the most interesting when i was making his Wikipedia :lol:
If you pulled the strings at Sydney FC, would you trial:
Vicelich?
Koprivcic?
Spoonley?
Dickinson?Dickinson and Koprivcic for the above reason :p
2011-12 ASB Premiership. Winner?Hopefully Auckland City - I got a soft spot for them since the 09 Club World Cup.
O-LYM-PIC vs. CI-TY. Result? A dull 0-0 draw with nothing but the referee falling over to bring any entertainment to the crowd of 5,935 what-so-ever.
How many games will it take for Brisbane to lose next season?2. A 2-1 victory over the Central Coast Mariners in the opening round, then a 3-0 defeat away from home against the mighty Sydney FC. Bruno Cazarine to score the opening goal in the 13th minute. Terry McFlynn to score in the 25th and Juho Makela to put the Icing on the cake at 83rd.
Pick my next avatar: The Comedian, White Goodman, Astronaut Bear, Religious Chimps, Bill Maher, Homer Simpson File Photo, Footos: The Fresh Fighters, Davy Grolton, another Rorschach, Stephen Colbert or Lizzy Caplan?Pedobear. Do it!
What purpose do you serve, both on this forum and on this planet?To annoy. It's what iv'e been told i do well.
What is the meaning of life?There is no definable meaning of life. It's up to ones self to come up with their own interpretation, and stick to it as best as possible in order to fulfill that meaning.
I personally reckon it's to be as happy as possible for the duration of your time on this planet, i try and do that. You only get one crack at this, so you may as well enjoy it.
Is it true that pants-off friday is far more appropriate when living at home?Technically yes, You can get away with it in public, however it's more frowned upon, like masturbation on an airplane.
How did you spend your time during your 442 hiatus?At the time, my internet had been cut off due to dad being made redundent from his job. At the time i was working as a Builders Laborer for a friends dad, so my day started at 6am, started work at 7am. Worked untill 5.00pm, came home, ate dinner, fell asleep. Repeat Monday-Thursday. My fridays were from 7-2.30 from then we'd go down the Cricket nets, have an hour of cricket, then bugger off to the pub and get pissed.
Any free time on the weekend was spent catching up with mates, with the gf etc. I also played a 5-a side football comp on Tuesday nights with 'Mr' from this forum in Gladesville in which we won the competition , Premiers and Champions.
What you do if Heineken went bankrupt?I'm broke as it is at the moment anyway...
Would you go gay for Alex Brosque?No, but i think we all know you secretly would. You will never admitt to it though. Don't worry Scouse, coming out of the closet isn't easy for anybody - we'll all understand when you do.
Aren't you afraid once he was inside you he'd take a dive?Is that what he did to you? Or did he just never ring once he moved to Sydney?
Carlton Cold or XXXX?Carlton Colds. They're pretty good i must admit, and they're bloody cheap. $12 for a 6-pack at my local!!! I can't find any pub that serves it on tap though...
did i beat you in our semi-intellectual conversation about the terms 'invasion' and 'colonisation' the other night at the KBI don't think we ever got round to finishing that conversation, we got distracted by the creepy, come-out-of-fucking-nowhere Aboriginal lady with the Murali Eyes
Why Sydney FC, of all teams? Couldn't you have waited for West Sydney?Several Reasons:
1. I don't live in Western Sydney - Sydney FC as an area represents me fine.
2. I like Blue
3. I'll be a grandfather by the time the FFA gets round to Installing a West Sydney team.
4. It seems to piss you off
5. I'm Sky Blue till' i die.
There was a point a season or two back where i considered swapping sides if they had come in a year or two ago, i wouldn't do it now, i love Sydney FC too much.
Do you like Wayne's World?About as much as you like Alex Brosque
Do you like Wayne's World 2?About as much as you like Sydney FC
Pepsi or Coke?Coca-Cola all the way. (insert spirit name) and pepsi, just doesn't have the same ring to it either.
Cherry Coke or Dr Pepper?Dr. Pepper. It's hard to get over here now, you can only get it in the British Sweet shops or the American shop under Pitt Street Mall next to the massive food court. Shame they're 250ml cans that cost $4.00 too.
I remember when they brought out Cherry Coke back in '03? First time i had it was at the movies...i threw up.
Milk chocolate, Dark chocolate or White chocolate?Dark Chocolate. Milk Chocolate is OK, but if it's a cheap brand (Cadbury etc) i usually won't eat it, wayyy too oily. Hate White Chocolate. Dark is awesome. I like the 80% Lint chocolate. Om nom nom nom nom.
Do you think it's awesome that we own like, half of Antarctica?Yup, yet we insist on putting the illegal boat people in refugee camps...we own half of Antarctica FFS...
Who let the dogs out?This Bloke - [youtube]cZpm_9_PmYg[/youtube]
Haben sie deine mutter im arsch gefickt?Keine Scouse, weiß ich nicht ficken meine Mutter in den Arsch, aber, ein Scouser selbst, würden Sie alles darüber würde man das nicht wissen? Ist das nicht Familientradition?
Do you speak German?I speak all languages, with the aid of Google Translate.
Labor or Libs (or third party but you know which one of these would you prefer)?Liberal.
Barry O'Farrell or Kristina Kenneally? (not just to fuck)Kristina was the better of the 4 last train wrecks to call themselves the NSW Premier. I reckon had she had a clean plate to start off with, she might have actually done a decent job, however she was thrust into the job with the shit up to her neck, and by the time she was thrown out a couple weeks ago it had risen to her eyes, she tried but there was too much expectation, not to mention the pathetic state the NSW Labour party is in - The front pages of the Sydney papers read like the Back pages containing rugby league players at times. I often wondered who was playing Rugby League and who was running the state.
Barry O'Farrell has a lot of expectations, I think he'll actually do a good job.
Do you find Balmain Bugs tasty?Had them at the Balmain Bug restaurant in Balmain. No suprise they're the best selling item on their menu!!! They're not bad eating seafood.
Whose the guy at the Sydney FC Games with the megaphone?I think his names 'Slewy' or somthing like that. He's a cunny funt. Plenty of enthusiasm, and he really gets the cove fired up. All the cops and security in the cove stare at him as if he's mad - which he is - but he's a good bloke (never met him though)
Do you hate it when people call Sydney FC 'FC'I hate it more when people call us Shitney. Although it's only Skinet who seems to do that.
Do you think that should be allowed to be independant?Originally it was part of the Uyghur tribe, untill Temujin (Genghis Kahn) united all the tribes as one nation to fight the Xi Xia & the Chin (Chinese). I say they should become a state of Mongolia. ;) (I have a thing about Mongolia and Genghis Kahn at the moment after reading Conn Igguldens books)
Have you ever played Age of Empires II?Indeed. I used to own a copy of the game, and i was addicted to it in my early high school years. Used to love it. I think i lost the disc :(. IMO no AOE game has been as good as that.
Should i stop asking questions and go and do some revision for my History test?Probably, but in all honesty, i should stop answering questions and start my 2,500 word essay for Understand Society that's due in at midday today. It's 1:05am.
Now for Afro's revenge :lol:
Describe your girlfriend in one word?Sensational.
Have you ever licked the underside of an ice cube?
Yep - he said he'd kill me if i tried to put my tongue, or any part of my face near there again.
If you could change one thing about the forums, what would it be?Bring back polls, although only give certain users the right to be able to use them, so we don't get dickheads poll-spamming their way through AF and ET again like we did last year sometime.
Do you ever wake up from a particularly realistic dream and sit there trying to figure out what's real and what's not?
We need to go deeper!
Are drugs bad, or is that just part of the liberal agenda?Yes. Drug use is a major problem in today's society.
Do you think Captain Obvious is Bonkers?Nah, he's just fucking nuts
Do you prefer Pizza or a good Sandwich?Nothing beats a good pizza. But i can't say no to a toasted ham, cheese & tomato melt.
Should we re-evaluate the approach to the carbon tax in Australia?There should be no issue, We don't need a fucking carbon tax, it's just another fucking tax. Next they'll be trying to tax us every time we fucking breath.
Is the whole political landscape in this country a complete farce?Yep, under the current Labour scheme it's becoming one very quickly. Should the Greens get in power, i'm moving to Mexico.
Scandanavia or Baltic states?To live? Or just in general?
I think i'd rather live in Scandinavia but the Baltic states have their upsides too. Although you can't beat Sweden for it's women.
Was the world better with the USSR?They certainly kept the rest of the world on it's toes - and America relatively in check.
Who Said We're Wack?The men in the white lab coats.
Where Is Everybody?Loving Raymond.
Where Have You Been?Don't worry babe, the Doctor says i'm clean.
Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?Something to blame periods on.
Was It A Dream?I told the Police that it was, but they say they have DNA evidence...
Are You The Rabbit?Nah, I'm the tortoise
Are these song titles doing anything for you?One should be getting me a sandwich, the rest should be doing my assignment.
If you could steal one item from anywhere in the world and get away with it, what would it be?Iv'e had fantasies of robbing casinoes Oceans 11 etc. style...
Do you prefer serious questions or one with a whimsical side?A healthy mixture of both.
Do you think we should annex New Zealand?Bit cruel since they can't fight back. It'd be like torturing a defenseless puppy.
Are these turn of the century business jokes doing anything for you?The song titles are lousy enough, so no.
What's it like to be on the receiving end of a shit tonne of questions for once?I'm kinda enjoying em, even though i started at 10.30ish and it's now 1.33am...
Have you ever been to Wagga?No. Although if my mate and I do any more spontaneous epic venture like we did last month (Randomly drove from Sydney to Bathurst, then a couple of laps around Mt. Panarama at 2am before driving back to Sydney) i'm sure we'll go there next time. I'll be sure to let you know so i can pop round to yours and use your toilet before we head home. ;)
When's the wedding?Why you asking me?, you're the one who organised the damned thing!
Can I be the best man?Sure - you can alternate between that and the alter boy.
What sex is the baby?No fucking clue - even the doctors are still baffled. The fact it came out half black, half green, 3 eyes and goes "Woof" is worrying me.
Can I be it's Godfather?You can keep the fucking thing; it's certainly not mine.
Most entertaining thing about 442?Some of the arguments on here.
When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?Nah, that's the bulls semen
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?I've never met a radioactive cat, in saying that, I've never been to Japan...
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date? Isn't it just off cream anyway?To scare people into thinking it'll turn sweet. Nacho's with Guacamole and Sweet Cream is just Urgh!
When people say they 'slept like a baby' does that mean they cried all night and wet themselves?It does when I say it.
Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons?Nope. Weird shapes and figures on their heads. They are the two missing members of the telly tubbies.
Why is what doctors do called 'practice', shouldn't they know everything already?Dr. Death practices all the time. He can never get it quite right.
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
How many more questions do you think I'll ask?Until you get bored. Same when i used to spam your question thread.
How do blind people know that there's braille on the toilet doors?A process of trial and error.
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?You don't know untill you find out i s'ppose.
When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?Same colour as when you choke a baby. There is no word to describe it.
Should you use a silencer to shoot a mime? Yep - if anything just to see the
expression on his face.
Why do we say something is 'out of wack'? What the fuck is in wack?A showbag mixture of crack, pot and metho.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?If there are no stupid questions, then there are no stupid people...
Should I ask more questions?Only if you raise your hand until have finished speaking. Then you may ask more.
Do I care?Yes. A great deal, but you wish to remain un-caring about the issue, making people see you as an insensitive prick.
What is Chianti? And why does it go so well with Favre beans and Liver?Chianti is a red Italian wine produced in Tuscany. It was historically associated with a squat bottle enclosed in a straw basket, called a fiasco ("flask"; pl. fiaschi); however, the fiasco is only used by a few makers of the wine now; most Chianti is bottled in traditionally shaped wine bottles. Baron Bettino Ricasoli (later Prime Minister in the Kingdom of Italy) created the Chianti recipe of 70% Sangiovese, 15% Canaiolo and 15% Malvasia bianca in the middle of the nineteenth century.It goes well with Liver cause you can't taste the Liver once you're pissed on it.
If you were an ice cream, what flavor would you be?Strawberry - cause i'd be pink and get all the girls ;)
What is your biggest regret?I don't have any major regrets yet. Probably not moving to Marist North Shore a lot earlier then i did when i was in high school.
I'm Made of Wax Larry, What Are you Made of?Candy.
Parlez Vous Francais?Fuck the French!
Was It A Dream?The Police are telling me I can't use that as a defence as they have DNA evidence.
Are You The One?I'm the only one lovin' you.
What's New Pussycat?Meeeeooowww-ow-ow-ow
Whats Your Mama's Name?Wouldn't you like to know eh ;)
Who Can It Be Now?Who is left on the list?
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?Time to get a new fucking watch!!!
Is There Something I Should Know?You're adopted. I'm sorry.
Are You Lonesome Tonight?Yerp, My girlfriends working at the resteraunt and i'm stuck writing this.
Whats My Age Again?Dunno, got wiped off the birth certificate.
Am I Evil?
Evil enough i guess
Is This Love?Herpes, the gift that keeps loving.
Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window?Do you want me naked?
Whos That Girl?Oh you know, the suburban slut.
Would I Lie To You?The question is, would you tell the truth?
Why Should You Come When I Call?That's how slavery works, right?
Happy?
Is She Really Going Out With Him?Yep, wait till she finds out he's a she!
If You Leave Me Can I Come Too?Dpends on the price of admission.
Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadow?It's not her fault she's albino.
Why Does It Always Rain On Me?If you looked up you'd see it's actually me just pissing on you.
Life On Mars?Haven't you seen
Mars AttacksD'yer Wanna Be A Spaceman?Nah.
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?It's you or this viagra that keeps the erection going...
How Far Have We Really Come?My record is 4 meters...
Is It Any Wonder?Nope.
Whats On Your Radio?Not sure, but it sure is puzzling me.
Don't You Think It's Time?To end these fucking questions and get some sleep. Hells yes!!!
Can You Hear Me?Houston, we have a problem.
Have You Ever Seen The Rain?Yeah, we dated for a few weeks, but i put up an umbrella to keep it out.
Is Your Mamma Gonna Miss Ya?Hopefully she has been!
Viva La Gloria?VIVA LAS VEGAS!
What you waiting, what you waiting, what you waiting for?The oranges to juice themselves.
Ban avy?Tempting. Although i should have expected this when i signed up for this.
Why should I be banned? Cause you're not a member of the Band
Who will be the tards next manager? For shits'n'giggles purposses i really hope Ron Smith or John Kosmina. It could be Roy Keane, and that'd be fun if he turned the victory into a right old Basket case. Honestly, i don't know. Doubt they'll stay with their current caretaker past the Champions League, but i can't see them going for an Aussie coach. They'll get a European coach of some value.
Do you wish you were somebody else?Right now, somebody who is asleep.
Are you enjoying this?I was an hour ago. Fucking me over now :lol:.
Do you wish you were me?Nope.
Do you wish you were not here?Am I here, or am i There? Am i really anywhere?
Are these song lyrics doing anything for you?Didn't you fucking ask that already?
Should I shave my beard off?'Beard'? Sorry, i thought you cut some of your pubes off and glued em on your face.
Should I make it into a moustache so I look like Graeme Souness?Hitler Mo, or a Stalin Mo, or a Borat Mo. Do it and i'll buy you a case next time you're in Sydney. (I gotta see the mo in real life though)
Do you deserve this?Probably. Karma for all the crap i gave you in your thread, mixed with the crap iv'e given others in this thread, throw in all the mean shit i done over the last couple months, and hey presto - there's justice for ya!
Would you like a cookie?Hash Cookie?
Am I going to be late for indoor because I'm sitting here asking so many questions?Dunno, how far away from Indoor do you live? Are you driving there or relying on Melbourne fantastic public transportation service?
Should I go out drinking tonight?Do you really need/want my permission?
Why is there a beer label sticker on my jeans that I wore out the other night?You mistook it for a condom?
Should I buy a pet lemur?Should your heart desire one, go for it buddy.
Who is the real Johnny Walker? Who is James Boag? I'm pretty sure they're the same person.
Has he stopped walking yet?You'd assume so, he'd be pretty fucking tired otherwise, fit as a fiddle though.
Do you nkow the words to The Time Warp?LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!!! *crazy drunken dance*
What's the worst hangover you've ever had?Year 12 formal after party. Went through a case of Heineken, a 4 pack of Smirnoff Double Blacks, 4 Jim Beam and Cokes, several shots of Rum, Vodka and Whiskey. The fact i'm still alive amazes me. My hangover lasted for about 2 days and i was certain i was going to die. I also uttered that famous incarnation "I'll never drink again".
How much is too much?See above alcohol consumption.
Are you actually going to answer all my questions?Iv'e done alright thus far. Haven't missed one.
If Sydney FC didn't exist, who would you support in the A-League?Well there would be more then likely a Sydney based team in the competition, so them. However, if there was no Sydney team, probably nobody.
Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?Nope. Heard though it's a chronic problem for you.
Is facebook a waste of time?It certainly gets boring after a while. I don't know how people can log on and spend hour after hour on there. There's only so many times you can poke people and post random shit on their walls...
Should I go out drinking tonight?Are you intentionally repeating questions?
Is everyone puprosely trying to make you answering the questions a living hell for you?I'd assume so.
why do they do this to you?Payback, Karma etc.
how do you react?[youtube]M8pR1rZZHEs[/youtube]
why am i asking you questions?You're shit bored and you have a secret fetish for bear fur.
Why is everybody so serious, acting so damn mysterious?
Cause some drug addict forgot to flush the toilet.
Why is everybody so obsessed?Cause it's an obsession addiction.
Can money by us happiness?Sure, if happiness is "$5 sukky sukky me wuv yu wong time"
Are we paying with love tonight?You are. I'm paying her in cash!
Do we wanna make the world dance, and forget about the price tag?I'll make it dance with an AK-47
Is it about the cha-ching cha-ching?So long as you got the ba-bling ba-bling
Why is Mark Webber so darn shit?He hasn't had his Reb Bull, or his Weet-Bix. Without those, you're doomed to fail.
Do you like how the F1 thread lasts one race and then is forgotten about?I bumped it.
Underdogs or favourites?Depends how much i'm set to win when i bribe the fucking house down.
Fave F1 driver?Michael Schumacher.
Whats with the Emma Watson obsession I think she's stunningly beautiful, great accent, she's smart.....I think she's fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!
=p~ =p~ =p~ =p~ =p~ =p~
We all have one actress/actor/artist/singer etc. that we all lust over. Mine is Emma Watson.
Now, excuse me while i go clean up the mess i just made ;)
Preferred former Soviet bloc state?Kazahkstan
Preferred method of transport?Bus.
Preferred roofing material?Tiles
Would you rather:
Live in NZ and have a shit economy, or live in Australia with the snakes and termites?Live in Australia, i can handle snakes. It's the red-headed nasally Welsh Prime Ministers i can't stand!!!
Be married to one woman or casual fun with two?Be married to a woman i love. Who loves me back. Before i find 'the one' - i'll take a casual fun with Emma Watson and Brooklyn Decker
Shoot, hang, behead or lethally inject, or just permanently incarcerate war criminals?Depends on the crimes they have commited - Hitler i'd just fucking castrate the bastard and watch him bleed out.
Live in Brisbane or Perth?Is drowning ones self an option?...in that case i'll take Brisbane (too soon?)
Preferred international holiday destination?Definetly wanna go back to England, then Europe. Wanna visit everywhere though :lol:
Do you watch cycling?I prefer pushing cyclists over in the cycleways in the city.
if not, why not?Iv'e heard self castration is fun!
Does SBS stand for sex before soccer?Indeed it does! And in this country it's Sokkah.
What does SBS actually stand for?Special Broadcasting Service i believe. Set up for the migrants who couldn't, and still don't speak a word of english.
Favourite country starting with South Ossetia
Ana Ivanovic or Caroline Wozniacki? On looksCaroline Wozniacki. Although I wouldn't let either say 'no' to me ;)
Is Maria Kirilenko the hottest tennis player?Hard to say, there are so many fucking hot female tennis players - and most are Eastern European.
If your girlfriend asked to introduce any Sydney F.C player into a threesome, who would she pick and why?Terry McFlynn. She's got a thing about English/Irish guys. :lol:
Have you taken her to see the Sky Blue?Yep. Sydney FC v Perth Glory @ Parramatta Stadium. Every other time iv'e gone she's had work. She wants to go again though. She didn't really follow football before we started going out. I have converted her. She know's her place. :)
why are you dragging out answering the questions?Cause you bastards keep fucking asking them
Which player would you turn gay for from every team in the A-League?I wouldn't.
why are there no more questions after that message?Cause i'm a fool
why will you spend two hours doing those questions?It's taken a lot longer then 2 hours!!!
s there anyone in your family with the first name James?
Do people call him "Jimmy"?No & No
AND THAT'S IT.
FARRRRRRKEN!
I'm off to bed it's 3:08am fuck!
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
