I once came very close to being bashed at school after uttering that phrase :lol:

You didn't say it to a black guy did you?

Tinie Tempah or Dizzee Rascal?

Calvin Harris or Mark Ronson?

Lolz Heiny! So many Lolz :lol:

Nah, he was half Aboriginal half Chinese :lol: And i didn't say it as an insult, I wasn't even saying it to him - just joking around with a couple other mates, and he though i was having a go at him, he was a big lad too, bout 120kgs, 6ft somthing - and he's bundled me up against a brick wall, raised fist clenched, yelling at me being a racist cunt and how he's gonna fucking kill me. If it wasn't for my mates and the Vice Principal jumping in...well...

Faark dude, I'm eating dinner FFS.

That coulda been me :lol:.

We never got along anyway, the guy was a bully and a twat with the IQ of a mallet - but i'm sure he could have pulvarised me :lol:.

Same kid would get expelled and charged with assult the next year for trying to throw a fellow student off the first floor balcony. :-"

Edited by Funky Munky: 14/4/2011 06:11:54 PM

Well played heineken.

Eww...

Can't believe I missed a chance at heiny. Bugger !

There's always me...

Boy-boy-girl or girl-girl-boy trifecta?

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, do you know the muffin man, who rapes on drooly lane?

Did I ask heineken too many questions, or did he get exactly what he fucking deserved?

Is he just trying to be 'hardcore' like Bonkers by posting that picture up the page?

Are we all using this page to bitch about other forumers (me included)

My printer is currently not responding to my demands. What should i do?

A) Restart the computer
B) Yell at it
C) One word. Chainsaw]
D) threaten it with sanctions
E) Send in the U.S Marines and shoot at everything that moves
F) Napalm
G) Nuclear Fucking Weapons.

I want to destory an enemy.
Should i (and yes, i am copyling Heineken's format)
A. Impose a no-fly zone
B. Invade
C. Arm their enemy's
D. Get the French to do it

Since when does France have the capacity destroy anything?

Left wing, right wing, or centrist?

Authoritarian, libertarian, or centrist?

Online Gambling?
Preferred Site?

When are you going to get around to answering these questions?

D'ya getcha gabbah onz brah?

Do you ever want to beat Heineken to death with his own keyboard?

Have you ever gotten to the point of mental fatigue, where you just stop giving a fuck about everyone and everything?

I'll answer this one now:

Either tomorrow or Sunday. Maybe, just maybe even Monday depending on how much work I have over the weekend. Monday at the very latest I promise.

Questions close at 12:00pm tomorrow. Expect answers up a few hours after that!

Should I just ask a multitude of questions to everyone as revenge for the ask afro thread?

What's it like to have your heritage coming from a nation that 99.9% of people can't even locate on a map?

Would you eat Balut?

What's the 'worst' thing you've ever done?

Would you do it again?

What is your opinion of Maltese people? Do you find the difficult to talk to and obnoxious or was that just my relgion teacher?

Favourite flavour of potato crisps?

Favourite Red Rock Deli flavour?

Favourite Smiths Crisps flavour?

Favourite Thins crisps flavour?

Favourite Samboys crisps flavour?

Favourite pringles crisps flavour?

favourite kettle crisps flavour?

You're in 7-11 or any old convenience store. You have gone in because you have the munchies for a packet of crisps. You walk into the convenience store and the Indian student/immigrant behind the counter greet you from behind his bullet-proof shop counter window. You give him a wary look - he looks a tad dodgy, he also greets you in Indian, and he smells like a curry that went stale in 1967. You make your way to the crisps section where you notice the store is playing some horrible Indian pop music. You shake your head, upset you didn't pop into Woolies instead, but you'd feel bad if you ran out of the store holding your breath and your fingers plugged into your ears.

So you look at the selection of crisps. There's Smiths, Original, Chicken, Cheese, Tomato Sauce flavored. There is also Kettle Honey baked ham and Original, and Red Rock Deli, Sea Salt and the relatively new flavor Cheese and Red Onion. However, your favorite Red Rock Deli flavour of Sea Salt and Balsamic Vinegar is not stocked. Bemused and dissapointed by this , you make your way to the counter where the Indian gives you a wary glance. He's had trouble from White anglo-saxons like you!.

"Hi, erm you don't happen to stock Red Rock Deli, Salt and Vinegar do you?" you ask him as nicely as possible, without trying to smell the pugnant smell odour pouring off him?

The Indian clerk thinks you're a nice person, so he offers "Let me just check" he replies, forcing a smile. As he undoes the 6 padlocks on his bullet-proof counter screen door, you notice there are more CCTV cameras in the store then in the entire City of London. He comes back from the stock room shaking his head.
"Sorry sir, it does not look like we stock that flavour of chips, would you like to choose another type from our range" he asks, motioning towards the crisp packet rack.

You slowly raise your palm to your face, facepalming, all the while thinking "what the fuck does this jerk think i am, if i wanted another type of crisps i would have chosen them, paid for them and gotten the fuck outta here by now".
There's now a slightly awkard pause as he looks at you like you're a specimen from another planet.

Do you:

A) Thank him politely and walk out of the store and head to another convienience store/supermarket and pick up a packet of Red Rock Deli Salt and Vinigar chips there

B) Tell him what a fucking retard he is for not stocking the best flavour of RRD chips, call him a stupid immigrant, spit on his floor and storm out of the store, nose in the air, knocking over a rack of Indian spices that you didn't see.

C)

D) Mutter about him being a complete faiure - walk out of store, return half an hour later with your cousins, armed with baseball bats. Teach him a lesson and wreck his store.

E) Tie him up, go upstairs and have your way with his 18 year old daughter who is to be married off to some 67 year old in Mumbai.

F) Break down in the store and cry

G) Threaten to call Immigration if he doesn't have the entire shelf stocked with RRD salt and viniger chips by the end of the week!

:shock:

Right about now, would you like me to punch Heineken in the face and upload the video to youtube?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :-"

Was Heineken's question the longest ever posted on this thread?