Oh god leave it for the frank discussion.

Things are going awesomely with my gf, in what is for both of us our first actual relationship, although it was a bit sus' to say the least when her dad walked in today. I'm just hoping that's not held against me as we seemed to have both sets of parents sorted.

What a sexist thing to say. If your partner were ranting about Lesbians you would be jizzing in your shorts.

Is my mate's red hair the reason he pretty much got a 'no' from some chick today?

Please answer my question as soon as possible, Kruse_Terrace. You love guru you

I put most girls off by:
1. My extreme sarcasm
2. My tallness
3. My lankyness
4. My obnoxiosness
5. Everything i say is hurtful
6. I cant tell the difference between an insult and a compliment
7. Everyone is a slut to me, and i let them know it.
8. Im loud.

Help me KT!

Edited by samb: 16/12/2011 10:28:37 PM

I just don't know what to say and then look like a fridget arse :lol:

Yes.

A few girls I know that like me etc, get pissed off at me constantly because I dont get pushed over esily like I used to. If I wanna go to the pub for a bet, i'm going..dont need to sit around all day.

my sandwich didn't have enough pickles on it today...

By the sounds of things, all you need to do is stop being a douchebag for 5 minutes

Oh you would like that wouldnt you!

that sounds excactly like one of my best mates, and yet he's getting close to 3 years with his girlfriend (he's 16)

Oh by the way most of that was jest, im only half of the things.

Actually maybe two thirds.

I have a mate who uses that saying a LOT, and he is a mega douchebag.

No one likes the tall weird dude who keeps trying to be funny all the time and just comes off as obnoxious...

Not saying thats what you are, but thats the way your describing yourself ;)

I am funny. My humour is double by my funny looing face and lankyness. Im fucking hilarious.

Nah i used to be more like that. Im better now. Kinda.

No space for humility here

Meh. Dont worry im a nice guy. ;)

Edited by samb: 16/12/2011 10:45:47 PM

When I was in high school I found my biggest problem around girls was I talked too much and tried too hard to impress them, and as a result came across as a massive tool most of the time.

It wasn't until I learned to just shut up and just be normal around women, and made sure I only spoke when I actually had something intelligent to say, that I finally was able to attract a bit of interest from the lady folk

Girls laugh at funny guys, but go home with the serious ones

I wish someone told me that earlier.

I had a similar problem, my personality was a bit off putting. But i've gotten incredibly lucky and found a girl i like, who is ok with me starting heavy metal singalongs out of no where.

But all my friends are douchebags too, so it rubs off on me i guess.

why can't you be both?

Oh, so your THAT guy... the one who embarrasses the shit out of everyone on a night out :P

It was weird for me because not to long ago i was close to getting the perfect girl for me, she was literally a really small hot girl version of me, but the POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER, she was gone.

Depends on the kind of funny I guess...

Whenever im serious people think im joking, and dey get mad.

Compounded by the fact this chick isn't really a 'chick', and wouldn't exactly get a guy that easily...