-PB

Yeah, u mad.

Never stopped you before

This.

I for one would like to hear such stories (being an effectively married man).

-PB

Fair point I guess. How sordid did you want to hear? :lol: I had a pretty interesting night last night, got home about 3pm today.

Do it.

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Ok, so I'm drunk and since you asked :lol:

I’ve change the names around a bit for privacy reasons. It was going to be more smut-filled but I toned it back a bit :lol:

I’d had a thoroughly productive shift, a couple of phone numbers and a solid $100 in the tip jar and it was getting towards the end of my shift when two of my regular patrons who work as exotic dancers come in. They’re the kind of girls who when you see them you know your night is about to get interesting again. To give you an idea one of them looks a lot like Miley Cyrus (before she went weird), luscious lips, dimples, sexy blue ‘come hither’ eyes and perfect breasts. We’ll call her Chrissy. The other looks like a blond version of April Bowlby, big doe eyes, that perfect thigh gap and a pretty face which is probably good because she’s so blond you can blow in her ear and change her mind. We’ll call her Chloe.

So by this stage of the night I’m kind of drunk and I’m about to knock off when Chrissy comes up to the side of the bar, she’s already playing with the strap on her tank top. She reaches the bar and casually reveals two perfect 10C breasts, she grabs me by the collar and breaths, “I can’t believe you’re fucking Nikki”. Apparently my recent conquests with one of her other co-workers have been a topic of conversation. She pushes me back through the door to Back-of-House and into the office, “I’m much better looking than she is”. Staring at her breasts I wasn’t exactly in a position to argue.

She pulls out a baggy of white powder, pours a line out on her breasts and hands me a rolled up note. It would be rude to decline. No sooner have I had the line she’s pushed the office door closed and begun to fumble with my belt buckle. She gets on her knees and begins to suck. Her tongue is pierced and she gives fantastic head. I lean back and close my eyes and then the door clicks. She didn’t lock it. Fuck. The door swings open and Chloe is standing there. She looks at Chrissy, looks at me, looks back to Chrissy, closes and locks the door behind her.

Chloe starts blowing me and I pick Chrissy up and put her the desk. Game on. She’s wearing short shorts so I pull them aside and start to fuck her, she gasps as I slide in and she pulls me in closer with her legs. If I’m honest I’ve completely forgotten about Chloe but they’re playing with each other so whatever. This girl’s hips move in more directions than you can count.

Chrissy starts to moan louder and louder and she claws at my chest. She’s got French nails that leave raw red marks as she scratches. Her chest heaves as she digs her nails in hard and I feel her muscles tense as she climaxes. Chloe seizes the chance to finish me off with more gusto than a hungry kid at a hotdog eating contest. Chrissy pours two more lines out on Chloe’s breasts as we re-dress and prepare to exit the office. It’s a pretty rock and roll morning.

We sheepishly walk out of the office and my manager just looks at me and raises an eyebrow.

:lol: holy shit that's quite a job you've got there.

One day I'll write a book about everything that goes on. We're fortunate that we're a late night venue so we get all the hospitality people coming in after work so bartenders, casino workers, strippers and they're all there to party. If I didn't see it first hand I wouldn't believe half of what goes on.

Shy and retiring?

I was going to say 'awesome' :lol:

I'm pretty quiet when I'm not at work. You can't party all the time, despite what Andrew WK might claim.

Edited by afromanGT: 20/10/2013 04:18:56 PM

A bullshitter?

Oh God. This thread. I don't even... Afro and Farrand, just make out with eachother already :-&

:lol: That doesn't even make sense.

Ily Bowdz

That said, I feel like I'm being slightly hard done by here... I posted a picture of a girl because she's hot and I'm copping flack for it? :lol:

No-one ever whinge about 'pics or GTFO' ever again, the credibility of that line has been shot to shit :lol:

50 Shades of Afro :lol:

-PB

:lol:

Afro, EG,

I believe, and enjoy hearing, your stories. Kutgw

Sir, do you have a few minutes to discuss donating your life savings to my retirement fund?

TIL Afro spends his tip money to pay prostitutes to snort lines of wizz fizz off their titties.

No place worse than being friendzoned when your heart desires someone :P

What about rain on a sunny day?
Or a free ride when you've already paid?

Haha quality effort Afro =d>

I just got friendzoned last night :lol:
Funnily enough i was talking to a girl off tinder who was pretty young (she was 18 and im 22) and caught up with her after uni last week and it was alright.
She was a pretty cool chick but at the same time she told me she is going to move to North Queensland next year so I knew it my mind not to get emotionally attached.

Anyway she said she had a good time blah blah blah and wanted to catch up again and i ended up having the house to myself and asked her over. After about 4 hours of no reply she did say yes but she lives a solid 2 hours away and doesnt have her license (another reason why i knew it would be tough to have anything more).

Long story short she ended up coming over and we were watching a movie in my room and at the end of the movie we started making on etc eventually it led to me fingering her. She was really tight as expected for someone her age and it was dark but kept going for a fair while until she looked down and seen there was blood :shock: I realised i'd popped her cherry and my bedsheet now resembled the Japanese flag :-"
It's fucking lucky as well because i was about to go down on her !
I chucked the sheets in the wash etc but theres no doubt my mum wouldve seen them when she wouldve put them on the line :lol: (luckily i wasnt home for it).

Anyway since then i could tell she wasn't too keen on talking and stuff even though i was making reasonable effort without being clingy but then she messaged me out of the blue last night friendzoning me.
I'd assume it could be out of embarrasment?


Edited by aussie pride: 20/10/2013 09:13:33 PM

Maybe your fingerblaster 9000 is broken.

Oh man some of these stories:lol:

I knew i should've cut my nails ;) :lol: