I could probably swing that I'm knackered out and won't be up for the job tuesday, buy me some time.

Simple and doesn't rule out future roots in her mind. Not bad.

If something solid develops with Wednesday girl, you'll have better ground to stand on for pushing Tuesday away in the future :lol:

Edited by Eastern Glory: 24/11/2013 11:35:03 PM

I'll make something up about fatigue, doing too much fencing, or jizzing myself in my sleep or something like that.

Edited by catbert: 24/11/2013 11:39:38 PM

Catbert: Z-E-A bro. Zero Emotional Attachment. If you both agreed that it would be a casual thing then there should be no issue with breaking it off with her and there's nothing that you've done wrong.

Eastern glory is NOT the person to be taking relationship advice from.

With lasses like Tuesday girl, you want to test how far they will go. Search out a 3rd girl for the mix and see if Miss Tuesday will let her join in! Can't hurt if you plan on someting more serious later with Miss Wednesday!

I'm interested to see how the catbert situation panned out. do tell.

Well that was interesting.
I shook off the tuesday one fine initially, and then she came back saying she had a window wednesday day, and I flat out refused. Then she told me she 'she wasn't angry, but couldn't talk to me for a while'. Definitely confirms what I feared about emotional attachment.

Wednesday night went great though, went and had a few drinks, wandered around, found ourselves in a club talking about the differences between LOTR films and books. I definitely think I'll be seeing her again

If there is any 40 year old man more deserving of living in their mother's basement and retaining their virginity it is Simon Gittany

What a clusterfuck of a headfuck he is

And what ethnic is Gittany anyway? Cypriot? Greek? Lebanese? Probably an animal more of

EDIT - Have I broken the code of the Bros?

Edited by condemned666: 28/11/2013 11:32:45 AM

Listening to a national youth broadcaster talk about an online casual app

I dont care what people do, as long as you dont end up with Simon Gittany at the end of your date search, then its all fine with me

I want to know what Simon Gittany's tips are to luring beautiful women...

Without the murdering of course [/paraprosdokian]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Well played good sir.

In hindsight, probably better than trying to push for a tricycle

Wife her.

Woooooah, hold up. Find out how she goes making a sandwich first.

A good basic check list would be:
- Washing skill level
- Prowess in sack
- Experience in the kitchen
- No batshit crazy habits or relatives

Tick off those 4 and you're well on your smash.

EG will tell you that all you need is for her to give it up in the Pub bathroom...

Washing skills thats not hard to learn

2 is a musttttttttt! (dont know what that has to be mentioned)

3 yea would be nice but as long as she is willing to learn it is ok.

4 all bitches are crazy and they all have crazy relatives that's life.

But if this girl watches LOTR and enjoys it (assuming you think she is attractive) that is golddddddddddd

Edited by Davstar: 29/11/2013 12:46:10 PM

My problem with women is...

I dont give a f*** about the ones im not that into but they all want me

and the ones i actually like and think it might go somewhere further then the bedroom

I pretty much and try to hard early on or act to keen ie text to much, fb them too much and

im too nice too them.

Where as the ones i just want to bang and bail i dont really put any effort in and they

want more then what i want to give them.

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Moral of the story is emotions f**k you up becuz soon as a girl knows she can have you she

will want someone else!

Treat them like shit, ignore them and use them and they want you.

Treat them like a princess, call them, let them know you care and you're in the Friendzone.




Edited by Davstar: 29/11/2013 12:54:05 PM

ITT: Davstar is a massive closet homosexual

:lol: :oops:

I met her mum who was giving her a lift, she seems nice. So good on the family front there.

It would be less headache.

Im straight but im fine with my sexuality and not a homophobic wanker like you.

:)

You know they actually say ppl who accuse ppl of being gay have homosexual tenancies you might want to remember that lmao

So in 10 yrs time when u leave ur wife and kids of a guy named steve you will know why LMAO

Edited by Davstar: 29/11/2013 01:24:53 PM

What are you, 17? :lol:

I can 100% guarantee that not every woman that you aren't into wants you. In fact, I can guarantee that the vast majority aren't. Lose the false bravado, some women are interested in you that you aren't reciprocal of. You are interested in women who aren't reciprocal to you. They are you and you are them.

Your perceived issues with "trying too hard" indicate you aren't secure in yourself. Imagine how you would feel if a woman you had only just met (and weren't crazily lusting over) bombarded you with constant communication? It's creepy, whether you intend it to be or not. What makes a relationship work is a combination of mental attraction, physical attraction and comfort. It's an all-or-nothing deal, a lady may think you look great and are clever but if she gets an unsafe vibe off you warning bells are going to sound and she is going to get the hell out of Dodge.

Being nice entitles you to, at most, friendship. Nothing more. Being overly attentive is not being "too nice" either, it's being a creep.

It sounds like you are misleading partners if they think what is purely physical for you is an invitation to something more. Be honest if you are going to engage in intimate relations with someone and want to leave it casual. Don't fuck someone who is looking for love just to get your dick wet.

Your "moral" is horeshit. Women aren't malicious, vindictive harpies bent on draining happiness for nice, gentle boys to feed their egos whilst latching on to the assholes they can't extract love from. Women are exactly like you, some want to find someone they can share their life with, some want to get their bone on, some want to be left alone and all have different wants and needs. You do not meet everyone's wants and needs. That is not their problem, nor is it yours, however you have to accept that just being a "nice guy" (or even "attractive", "strong" or "wealthy" ) does not grant you access to anyone you want.

Various combinations of those things will appeal to various people (along with a myriad of other traits), just because someone ticks your boxes doesn't mean you tick theirs. Even if you do, it is your fault not theirs if you scare them off by seeming overly needy/clingy. You don't treat them like shit, you treat them like any other person. That's how you get someone who is inclined to like you to actually like you.

A lot of that is harsh, but if your post is an accurate representation of your feelings it is stuff you badly need to take on board if you ever want to have a functional, meaningful, lasting relationship. The road you are on is one that leads you to being a bitter, resentful and wholly unattractive person. If you stop seeing women as "the other" and start treating them as people you will not only be a far better person but far more desirable as well.

Then you're doing it wrong. Stop with the Facebook shit. Unless of course the girl you are going for is 13 (is she? I have no idea how old you are)

Try calling them once and asking them out to dinner. If you want a 'woman', be a man. Act like a boy and you will get some snooty little slut...

Basically, try some shit that does not involve technology and you will have a lot more success with classy girls.

EG can attest to my following statement. I'm a fucking bogan with a mug not even a mother could love however my Mrs is top class. It's easy to bat above your average if you're willing to get creative

Although I had to cancel my 2nd date on saturday because of a damn friend's party that I completely forgot about. Keen for it, but in fairness I was given the details more than a month ago and nothing has been mentioned since.

You got in before me on that one. Davstar, listen very closely to Scoll. He's hit the nail on the head several times in the previous comment

Wait, Seb Ryall is on the forums?!

Hide yo' kiiiids! Hide yo' wiiiife! Davstar rapin' ere body!

EG likes his girls like he likes his communism - no class.

Edited by afromanGT: 29/11/2013 06:53:49 PM

It's alright Davstar, we know what a real lady wants, unlike these muppets.

I dont lie to women and mislead them i have some ethics.

You're right about the communication thing sadly.




Edited by Davstar: 30/11/2013 09:39:10 AM