Have you looked at an IUD? They're a very effective form of reversible birth control and once you decide to have kids, you can get them removed and fertility returns to normal almost immediately. Copper IUDs tend to increase menstruation and make cramps even more painful, but hormonal IUDs can sometimes stop menstruation altogether. The user won't feel it at all, which is even better.

Hope everything else in your life returns to normal soon.

Yeah, I think she's looked into it... I really want her to get it
Can't really bring it up at the moment though, too much of a sensitive topic.

I hope you're shitposting.

Edited by 433: 16/8/2015 06:38:17 PM

Hi EG,
It's been a while my friend, not to worry though.
Loss of Libido is a common occurance with the majority of modern day relationships.
There are some forms of medical intervention that you could use but I as far as I am concerned, they are a last resort option. I have compiled a couple of suggestions for you to try an overcome your problems.
1. Spice things up and try some role reversal. Buy your partner a strap on and some lube and parade your pasty white asset in front of her. Cross your fingers, bite your pillow and hope for the best.
2. Head south - traditional fellatio is a thing of the past. Head a bit further south and enjoy that southern goodness.
Good luck with both options and please keep us posted once you have tried both.
Yours in love
The Doc

Dr colin
Heres an out of bounds topic, but what about the teacher? :$

Not that I sat through a whole unit with her, she did a lecture once and I withdrew from the unit. She was relatively inexperienced, conducting the whole lecture reading off notes
She seems to look at me a certain way

FTR I believe I am equally as open and honest.. :lol:

All of my major relationships have experienced loss of sex drive at some point, which makes me feel it is completely natural.

I'll go in chronological order..

My ex-ex girlfriend - I lost the drive. She was letting her body go, but just had no interest in ever leaving the house and experiencing life. So she was becoming fatter, but becoming a shit person while she was at it. I was her first sexual experience, and she massively got in her mind that sexual acts were meant to be like the girl was doing the guy a favour, and I just wasn't having a bar of it. Also, I realise how big-headed this seems but basically since mid-teenagehood I've rarely had worries finding sexual partners so she picked basically the wrong person to treat like that :lol: I broke up with her as I was moving into a whole new life and didn't want her apart of it. So the sex drive just disappeared but there were good reasons for it tbh.

My ex-girlfriend - she lost the drive. I was her first sexual partner (I swear I'm not a predator or anything :lol: ) and after some time she just realised all her friends were single, were sleeping around, were extremely loose, were a regular at buying the morning-after pill, and she wanted to "live her life" before settling down, which was kinda where I was starting to feel like heading. So she shut up shop with me, I basically became the enemy somehow, and started sleeping around which when I found out, we broke in heartbreaking circumstances.

My current partner, now my wife - she loses it sporadically. And the majority of the time she loses it, it's when she's feeling self-conscious about her body. Basically when she perceives herself to be fat by her own standards. She's currently out of action too, but this is post-childbirth and is an entirely different yet frustrating realm :lol:

So, without knowing the context of Mrs EG - I reckon she's either disinterested in you, or she's not feeling great in herself. My gut instinct is she's self-conscious about herself. I think you should take her bushwalking, hiking, etc. Something active, in nature, fun, yet with clothes on. Get her active, and out of the hussle-and-bussle of all the BS in her life. Get her active, get her breathing fresh air, get her loving life and feeling fresh in herself. Then it'll come back.

Oh also I once randomly met a girl in a uni tute I wasn't meant to be in, after the tute she took me back to her on-campus room, we did the dirty, she then said I wasn't what she was expecting and that we should probably not do it again and just pretend it never happened :lol:

So like, instant loss of sex drive :lol:

I've always held the excuse that it was hot that day, and my stamina wasn't up to scratch :lol:

What a bitch, still got a root but well done

Sending love my friend. In the same predicament.

Glad to see it's far more regular than I thought. I pretty much propositioned a tree today which had a nice little hole. However, turns out the tree was on it's period, so I was denied yet again.

Fairly sure its normal man.

Speaking of normal.
Rochdale is the only FFA cup game in NSW in the next round. Keen or nah?

I'll inbox you on tha FB mate.

Youse better be coming.

what do you think of this?

Ashley Madison

Whats a 'marriage'?

So what? Get someone else!

Also: is makeup deceptive to men?

Edited by condemned666: 21/8/2015 06:00:26 PM

This story is a crime of passion

"Your funeral, my trial!" - Nick Cave

Anyone got any experience with Fleshlights?

Not that I'm looking to buy one or anything...

:-$

No, but I certainly recommend the dual action dick rings.

I'm fat as fuck, but I'm working to lose weight so I can do that :lol:

If you're fat, get funny. Fat guys can still get laid.

Tequila and one liners will be your friends.

It's not just a bit of pudge we're talking about.

All I'll say is if I continued gaining weight and didn't do anything to stop it, I'd literally look like this in a few years.



I will get back in shape (hopefully by the start of Year 12), but until then I'll have to resort to a Fleshlight.

Boy, that sounds sad.

Empty post lol

So, fleshlights. Yay or nay?

Edited by salmonfc: 15/9/2015 09:05:21 PM

Well... I can't say I can relate. I'm born thin as fuck, and no matter how poorly I live, I can't put weight on.

Best of luck to you though dude!

>doesn't want to m80 rendezvous
>asks m80s about fleshlight experience

Salmon pls, priorities need to get sorted :lol:

we both suffer the same affliction

The weight gain will happen. I was also runt like and thought I could eat anything then started eating fast food every day and put on 10kg in a few months. Now I run every day cos if I don't I'd put on weight quickly. I just love food. Rarely have fast food these days but still love hearty meals.

Cheers. What pisses me off is that my brother is the same as you. Skinny as a rake yet no matter what he does he can't gain a gram.

Edited by salmonfc: 16/9/2015 07:36:21 AM

Yeah I know :cry:
My old man didn't put on any weight til he was 45, but he used to run everyday and didn't drink much... I never run and I drink a lot :lol:

Just in time for Halloween!