Stalk her social media accounts, suss if there's anything she likes that you also like as well, casually bring it up in conversation. Boom

Edited by aufc_ole: 19/11/2015 11:14:15 PM

Mockingjay Part Two's coming out soon, hopefully one of them likes The Hunger Games.

Edited by salmonfc: 19/11/2015 11:19:54 PM

Yep.

Dude, I've pretty much always punched above my weight. It's just about selling yourself (not actually), and engineering situations. So many ways to do things like that.

If a girls shows you a picture of a girl and asks if you think she's 'hot'... Don't give her what she wants to hear (unless she hates the girl). Find out something stupid about her that you hate (like she posts ambiguously angry statuses on FB) and next time you're chatting, joking bring up that you what when people do that, obviously don't accuse her of doing it, make it look innocent. she'll know that she does it, but she'll naturally want to agree with you.

Maybe... But that's the kind of thing she will see with her friends. Something like the Ronaldo movie would be better...

Maybe she likes to visit hot places, cold places.

=d> =d> =d>

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I say that alllll the time and no one ever gets the reference.

You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass it will come and sit on your shoulder

So what you're saying is Salmon should just wait for a chick to hop on his dick?

Edited by Gazzza: 20/11/2015 01:11:05 PM

Metaphorically

Find some youth vag at a house party and pick up those sloppies at the end like a seagull pinching a chip.

What a lovely image.

Weren't you talking about fleshlights before?

Dear Salmonfc,

That makes me ponder the age old question, "Can and Man and Woman just be friends?".

The answer is simply no. At some point during the "friendship", one member of the "friendship" will want to either finger bang, *il Kyung-Jo Bukkake or face sit on the other. As a rule of thumb, this is generally the male but in more recent times, the females are the ones developing some sort of unprovoked feeling towards the male.

I am not sure of your reasoning as to why you would like to be friends with these two females, but generally males make better "mates" to males than females. In the off chance that one of your male friends, develops some sort of feelings towards you, just go with the flow. Let your male friends destroy that finely tuned choc dot of yours, let him suckle your balls until they are dehydrated and let him jerk that meat train of yours until it is red raw. Once it is over, have a nice warm bath, sit back, have a beer and pretend it never happened.

Avoid female friends at all cost. It will only end up with someone getting emotionally hurt.

Note *"il Kyung-Jo Bukkake" is when a man ejaculates on the face of a horse which the woman he is attracted to is riding

Yours in love

Dr Colin

So I've had sores on the corners of my mouth with some cracking.

Is there any chance that it's not herpes?

Dehydration? You know that cold sores are pretty normal, right?

Interesting! Please tell me and my roughly 50-50 gender split friends group more about how we are incapable of being platonic friends. I'd hate to think we were all simply confused all these years, but I guess so!

Anyone who says men and women can't be friends is projecting their own egotism and crippling shallowness. Or is a sociopath, either or.

>taking any of Colin's advice seriously

ayy

lmao

Well that's true to an extent... But look at the generations before broken marriages became the norm... I'm sorry, but you're just flatly off the mark. Once you're married. It's over from there.

Dear Scoll,

Please forward me you postal address so I can send you an invoice for my time wasted on reading your response.

Yours in love

The Doc

Wrong thread

Edited by condemned666: 5/1/2016 10:19:27 AM

Hi Salmonfc,

It sound likes you may have a cold sore. Most common cause would be from at some point in time, coming into contact with the Herpes Simplex Virus (HSV).

HSV is usually transmitted by coming into contact with the virus via saliva or touching the sore etc.

One little known cause for catching HSV is buy ones mouth coming in contact with the genitals of an animal from the equine family (Horses, Donkeys, Mules etc).

I am by no means suggesting that this is the cause of your cold sore, but If a person were to catch the virus this way, I would advise them to return to the original source of the virus and "return the favour" to the animal in question.

Please note - There is no real medical benefit to doing this.

All the best

The Doc

My girlfriend asked me to do something that I have zero interest in. How do I say no without offending her?

Edited by 433: 22/12/2015 05:00:56 PM

You don't. You rim her anyway.

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:lol:
What a woman she was!

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Sincerely

Charles Benedict Davenport

Dats racist =;