Physical filming is complete - Glasgow (IIRC) doubling for Philadelphia.

I was hoping it would be a Citizen Kane type structure, with various different characters flashbacking to the war - although flashbacks always reduce drama as one knows the story teller is going to survive.

well it will not be released until June 2013 either way. sucks but that's cricket for ya!

It's official - I've caved into my inner geek... Started writing a zombie apocolypse novel of sorts today based on the premise of "what if the only way to survive is to behave like a total c*nt?" (along the lines of Shane in Walking Dead).

No title as yet but will be set entirely in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne. And why not?

I think that's a pretty good title.

Which one..? "What if the only way to survive is to behave like a total c*nt?"

+1

Yeah. I actually think that would grab a lot of interest if it was written well enough to get published.

"Survival of the C*ntest"
"The Walking C*nt"
"Return of the Living C*nt"

I can see a series coming on here.

"I came, I c*nted, I survived"

I've created either one of the best characters in the history of literature, or one of the worst... ;)

A happily divorced real estate agent who only cares about winning - in this case winning by surviving the zombie holocaust. Will happily leave others to die if it will increase his chances of getting away. Certainly won't share the location of his perfect little zombie fortress with anyone else...

Initially hopes to outlast the plague - wait for them all to rot away - then realises this will take years and sets about to reclaim suburbia one street at a time with an ornamental samurai sword or two.

"THE WALKING C*NT" is on the way.

Later, decides that other survivors should have the protection of his fortress - but only after they prove they are worthy - by bringing him proof that they have killed 10 zombies.

The fortress soon starts to look like Project Mayhem and a small group of near psychotics plan on over throwing the zombie multitudes.

"The Walking C*nt"...is it about zombies, man-eating vaginas, Rosie O'Donnell or Collingwood fans?

All of the above, plus real estate agents.



Get that camera away from me!

I actually started writing one a while ago. Based around a school and how a few grade twelve students would attempt to survive. This thread has made me want to go back to it, but I'm going to start again because I've got some fresh ideas.

Edited by MaxiiGCU: 5/4/2012 02:24:27 PM

Sounds like Tomorrow When The War Began meets 28 days later.

Yeah my calculator isn't going to help ](*,)

Screwdriver. Probably ineffective.

More effective then a mobile?

Who am I going to call? Zombie busters?

Unless that mobile is a Nokia :-k
I had half-eaten packet of lifesavers :lol:

I'm just glad I wasn't sitting length-ways on the couch and there was nothing but a wall to me left :lol:

Nah, it's a Samsung. Mind you, it'll do more damage then an iPhone.

Now I come to think of it, why does Afro have a screwdriver next to him?

"Oh yeah, it's late at night, jump on FFT after screwing in a few screws around the joint, y'know, be a handy handyman for my flatmates, those cupboards won't fix themselves".

:lol:. Sorry, I've had a few drinks and I'm lonely. :lol:

So it'll be a pillow fight with a zombie, like my chances.

Started writing, got out the first chapter already. Had what I think is a brilliant idea before I started, it's safe to say I've never seen anything like it before.

A can of Monster.

Maybe zombies have a weakness to energy drinks, that being said ive got probs half a can so supply is short.

A Super Ball. :d

We all already knew that. :lol:

There was a screwdriver on the coffee table because I was fixing the door in the TV unit before I sat down and logged on.

I have a poor selection. A mug, photo frames, a stapler, and pens.

i guess I'll have to hope that the skulls are soft and brittle due to the lack of calcium in a Zombies diet as I doubt the Pens and mug are going to get through the skull otherwise.

I have a desk calendar, a glass, a rubber band, a fork, 8 empty coke cans, a large desk phone, a coffee mug, a piece of paper, a tissue and a little set of USB speakers...

I'm in luck. I ceremonial sword :d

I'm pretty sure that all you need to make a death star.