I've had it explained to me. If you're in the Amazon river and you're having a pee whilst in the river, this particular kind of fish swims through the open hole and... well... lodges itself up there. One excruciatingly painful op later, and it's out.

You seem to know a lot about this fish...

I've had it explained to me. If you're in the Amazon river and you're having a pee whilst in the river, this particular kind of fish swims through the open hole and... well... lodges itself up there. One excruciatingly painful op later, and it's out.

Did you happen to hear about this watching River Monsters?

No, my son told me. Should I have googled?

Edited by thupercoach: 16/6/2012 09:24:30 PM

Nah they only talk about, I think. It creeps me out way too much, only thinking about it.

These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitise the human urethra

There's a fish in the Amazon that can swim up your penis...apparently.

Come on RedKat you haven't posted a seriously fucked up article in like 1 hour! Your losing your touch.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Patience. Ive got to find something :D

Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
This chef's got balls.

Mao Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.

In most cases, "asexual" is a word used to describe a person who is non-sexual. Sugiyama, however, embraces it as a way to show that he does not affiliate with either gender.

Sugiyama sparked a firestorm of interest on April 8 with one tweet:

"[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location."
Just days after Sugiyama's 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show.

The next day, an organizer posted a blog -- subsequently deleted -- containing pictures of the event. Images showed dozens of people who attended the event just to catch a glimpse of the rare treat.

The extra diners were served crocodile-based dishes while Sugiyama cooked up the exclusive meal.

The story went viral in Japan. Some showed even more interest, while others complained. But Calorie Lab called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country.

Can't be bothered reading the thread...Have we done this one yet?

Mother assaulted over crying child at Maryland bus stop

POLICE in Maryland were searching overnight for a man who allegedly punched a woman in the face because her young son would not stop crying.

The incident occurred Friday morning local time at a bus stop in Takoma Park, WTOP-FM reported on its website.

Police said a man told the woman to "shut her kid up" because the three-year-old boy was crying.

The suspect allegedly pushed the boy to the ground when he continued to cry. His mother stepped in, and the man allegedly punched her in the face.

Neither suffered serious injuries, according to WTOP.

The suspect ran away from the scene, police said.

http://www.news.com.au/world/mother-assaulted-over-crying-child-at-maryland-bus-stop/story-e6frfkyi-1226397751946#ixzz1y1DTprrF

Tasty =p~

Did the diners have it with a bottle of Chianti?

And I was coming to just post about a 14 year old who held up a sex store.

Thats just the most disgusting thing I've read. Don't understand how any man would want to cut up his testicles.

The article i was going to post

What a lad.

Thought the Nalbandian thing wasn't too bad. He just lost his cool. Police are now investigating the incident.

I think you need to watch it again. Soooo unecessary.

It was pretty stupid but he shouldn't be charged with assault.