Uh...no. Morphine causes dehydration. That would kill him.

Supposedly his whole body went into cramp spasms. Hence the morphine.

They should have just been pumping him full of electrolytes, etc. Giving him morphine would have only made it worse.

Of course they gave him fluids/electrolytes. You have to do something about the pain though!!!

Ana Ivanovic. :d :d :d :d :d

Yeah, but giving him morphine would have just shut down his renal system.

Serena Williams gets bollocked 6-1 by Sharapova in the first set.

Wait...which Williams is it? The commentator called her Serena before :lol:

Fuck Bruce is a tit "well that was a surprise wasn't it? We're back on serve in the opening set!" ...when Baghdatis just broke Ferrer.

Idk why he commentates for tennis tbh, he must be delicious.

He talks ABSOLUTE DRIVEL.

Would have her commentating over Bruce any day.

Yeah, but at least I could go back to masturbating to the tennis again...

:lol:

I remember seeing Robson out here as a 15 y.o and thinking she had potential (not of the tennis variety), would definitely smash now.

Kirilenko is pretty tidy too =p~

Jim Courier repeats something that David Ferrer said in the post-match interview last night, and Bruce goes "I know what he said, I was there". Yeah...but the viewers might not have been you fucking dunce #-o

Made a sizable bet on Tsonga to win 3-0. He's playing a physically and mentally tired player. Paying off so far :)

This Berankis lad plays so much like Hewitt.

:lol: Bruce just called Federer the most important sportsman in the world. Could not stop laughing.

If I'm perfectly honest, I wouldn't recognise him in the street. :lol:

Beaten by Sloane 'What sort of a name is that anyway!?' Stephens :(

Wasn't Sloane the bad guy in Alias?

Not like he has Armstrong for company either...

Also...just putting it out there right...but Woods, Armstrong and Federer all used to be Gilette spokesmen....

So many long, long rallies between Monfils and Simon.

The difference between Tomic when he played Federer last year and now is just ridiculous.

Even then, I still think Federer is largely toying with Tomic.

Contender for point of the tournament right there finished off with the most insane backhand from Federer.

That was a great point. Tomic is playing great tennis. If he was up against anyone else he'd be wiping them off the court.

Federer takes the 2nd, but what a fucking set it was.

As Courier said, probably the best set Tomic has played all year.

You're not going to get a lot of chances to break fed, tomic really needed to take that.