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AJohn
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afromanGT wrote:That's pretty low. More than just pretty low I'd say. I always hate people that have presumably been cheating, then are too gutless to say it to there face and break up over texting or something.
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Benjo
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Jake Kean is my belated valentine. What a sexxy man
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paladisious
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afromanGT
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That's pretty low.
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AJohn
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Now that's just heartless.
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Joffa
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Quote:Meanest Valentine's breakup ever: Woman dumps bloke via billboard by: By Anthony Sharwood From: news.com.au February 15, 2013 8:26AM  ..We don't actually know who Dan is, but it's safe to say he had a pretty miserable Valentine's Day yesterday. See, Dan's girlfriend Laura chose that particular day to break up with him via public billboard. What a piece of work, eh? It gets worse. Not only did Laura pay $150 for a billboard at a local petrol station to announce her breakup, the announcement also said she was leaving Dan for some bloke called Gary. Gary??? Who leaves a bloke with a nice sensible name like Dan for a Gary? It's like moving out of a nice house into a dingy apartment. The full message read: "Dan, I'm leaving you for Gary. Your clothes are at your mum's & I've changed the locks. Sorry to do this on Valentine's Day. Laura." Now, maybe it's just us, but do you think Laura was really sorry as she claimed in the message? If she was actually sorry, surely she'd have done the decent thing and contacted Dan in person. This all happened in England, by the way. Maybe they're just meaner over there. After all, this is the country that gave the world Simon Cowell. Oh, and to all you Garys out there, sorry if we offended you. And to all you Lauras, thpppftttt! Is your name Gary? Then get mad at me here: @antsharwood http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/meanest-valentines-breakup-ever-woman-dumps-bloke-via-billboard/story-e6frf7jo-1226578405318
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AJohn
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petszk wrote:AJohn wrote:My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as it did with the last girlfriend :lol:
So thats something At first glance, I thought you'd written; AJohn wrote:My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as my last girlfriend :lol:
I probably meant that subliminally, on account that she's dating a noted women beater now.
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petszk
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AJohn wrote:My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as it did with the last girlfriend :lol:
So thats something At first glance, I thought you'd written; AJohn wrote:My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as my last girlfriend :lol:
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Krackovich
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f1worldchamp wrote:afromanGT wrote:f1worldchamp wrote:So, you have an overdraft? Because my bank are dicks they charge 50% on overdrafts on my account. You compared your bank balance to his IQ, so if you were in overdraft his IQ would be a negative. I was reaching, I know. 
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afromanGT wrote:f1worldchamp wrote:So, you have an overdraft? Because my bank are dicks they charge 50% on overdrafts on my account. You compared your bank balance to his IQ, so if you were in overdraft his IQ would be a negative. I was reaching, I know.
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afromanGT
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f1worldchamp wrote:So, you have an overdraft? Because my bank are dicks they charge 50% on overdrafts on my account.
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paladisious
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KiwiChick1 wrote:11.mvfc.11 wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:SlyGoat36 wrote:Do you date fatties?
Don't most women order a salad? :lol: So women aren't supposed to eat? Lol okay. So salad isn't a food? Lol okay. :p Salad is most definitely not food :lol: 
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Krackovich
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afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya. My apologies for not replying to this last night, I was out for dinner with girlfriend. How was your night? Cut short by my rent being due earlier in the day and my bank balance matching your IQ. So you had to skip the affogato?
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afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya. My apologies for not replying to this last night, I was out for dinner with girlfriend. How was your night? Cut short by my rent being due earlier in the day and my bank balance matching your IQ. So, you have an overdraft?
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paladisious
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afromanGT
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Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya. My apologies for not replying to this last night, I was out for dinner with girlfriend. How was your night? Cut short by my rent being due earlier in the day and my bank balance matching your IQ.
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Krackovich
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notorganic wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya. My apologies for not replying to this last night, I was out for dinner with girlfriend. How was your night? He bought a pack of twiggy stix. 
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Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya. My apologies for not replying to this last night, I was out for dinner with girlfriend. How was your night? He bought a pack of twiggy stix.
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Krackovich
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afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya. My apologies for not replying to this last night, I was out for dinner with girlfriend. How was your night?
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AJohn
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My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as it did with the last girlfriend :lol:
So thats something
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Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya.
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I wrote my wife a poem.
It cost nothing, and I'm pretty sure it's earned me a BJ during movie night tonight.
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Saint Valentine (in Latin, Valentinus) is a widely recognized third century Roman saint commemorated on February 14 and associated since the High Middle Ages with a tradition of courtly love. Nothing is reliably known of St. Valentine except his name and the fact that he died on February 14 on Via Flaminia in the north of Rome. It is uncertain whether St. Valentine is to be identified as one saint or two saints of the same name. Several differing martyrologies have been added to later hagiographies that are unreliable. For these reasons this liturgical commemoration was not kept in the Catholic calendar of saints for universal liturgical veneration as revised in 1969.But the "Martyr Valentinus who died on the 14th of February on the Via Flaminia close to the Milvian bridge in Rome" still remains in the list of officially recognized saints for local veneration. Saint Valentine's Church in Rome, built in 1960 for the needs of the Olympic Village, continues as a modern, well-visited parish church.
Today, Saint Valentine's Day, also known as the Feast of Saint Valentine, is an official feast day in the Anglican Communion,as well as in the Lutheran Church. In the Eastern Orthodox Church, Saint Valentine the Presbyter is celebrated on July 6 and Hieromartyr Saint Valentine (Bishop of Interamna, Terni in Italy) is celebrated on July 30. Notwithstanding, because of the relative obscurity of this western saint in the East, members of the Greek Orthodox Church named Valentinos (male) or Valentina (female) may celebrate their name day on the Western ecclesiastical calendar date of February 14.
In before Joffa...:-k
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AJohn
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I'll be off the the girlfriends at half time to pick her up. Hopefully all goes to plan and a tsunami doesn't hit Picton mid-date.
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KiwiChick1 wrote:All my love to the other single peoples <3 xx <3
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ended up getting the mrs a little cactus plant in the shape of a love heart. we both have a case of green thumbs so she creamed over it when she woke up & found it waiting for her. wd to me, kutgw bud. also have a single rose (for first year of marriage) getting sent to her work - she won't see it coming.
imma get some tonight. this valentine's day will fo sho see the V and the D come together.
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KiwiChick1
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All my love to the other single peoples <3 xx
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