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f1worldchamp
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afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya. My apologies for not replying to this last night, I was out for dinner with girlfriend. How was your night? Cut short by my rent being due earlier in the day and my bank balance matching your IQ. So, you have an overdraft?
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Krackovich
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afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:afromanGT wrote:Krackovich wrote:She's taking the piss. My girlfriend's favourite dinner out is Phở, so $9 and we're sorted. Or she'll go some kind of salad and maybe we'll split dessert if we're feeling like it. So just because I take a girl to a proper restaurant with quality food instead of asian take-out... But what if you weren't using food to compensate for your penis? I'm not buying her salami for dinner. It's good to see that these days being nice and taking a girl to a nice restaurant equates to having a tiny penis though. Good on ya. My apologies for not replying to this last night, I was out for dinner with girlfriend. How was your night? Cut short by my rent being due earlier in the day and my bank balance matching your IQ. So you had to skip the affogato?
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paladisious
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KiwiChick1 wrote:11.mvfc.11 wrote:KiwiChick1 wrote:SlyGoat36 wrote:Do you date fatties?
Don't most women order a salad? :lol: So women aren't supposed to eat? Lol okay. So salad isn't a food? Lol okay. :p Salad is most definitely not food :lol: 
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afromanGT
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f1worldchamp wrote:So, you have an overdraft? Because my bank are dicks they charge 50% on overdrafts on my account.
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f1worldchamp
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afromanGT wrote:f1worldchamp wrote:So, you have an overdraft? Because my bank are dicks they charge 50% on overdrafts on my account. You compared your bank balance to his IQ, so if you were in overdraft his IQ would be a negative. I was reaching, I know.
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Krackovich
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f1worldchamp wrote:afromanGT wrote:f1worldchamp wrote:So, you have an overdraft? Because my bank are dicks they charge 50% on overdrafts on my account. You compared your bank balance to his IQ, so if you were in overdraft his IQ would be a negative. I was reaching, I know. 
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petszk
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AJohn wrote:My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as it did with the last girlfriend :lol:
So thats something At first glance, I thought you'd written; AJohn wrote:My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as my last girlfriend :lol:
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TheSelectFew
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AJohn
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petszk wrote:AJohn wrote:My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as it did with the last girlfriend :lol:
So thats something At first glance, I thought you'd written; AJohn wrote:My wallet didn't take nearly as big a beating as my last girlfriend :lol:
I probably meant that subliminally, on account that she's dating a noted women beater now.
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Joffa
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Quote:Meanest Valentine's breakup ever: Woman dumps bloke via billboard by: By Anthony Sharwood From: news.com.au February 15, 2013 8:26AM  ..We don't actually know who Dan is, but it's safe to say he had a pretty miserable Valentine's Day yesterday. See, Dan's girlfriend Laura chose that particular day to break up with him via public billboard. What a piece of work, eh? It gets worse. Not only did Laura pay $150 for a billboard at a local petrol station to announce her breakup, the announcement also said she was leaving Dan for some bloke called Gary. Gary??? Who leaves a bloke with a nice sensible name like Dan for a Gary? It's like moving out of a nice house into a dingy apartment. The full message read: "Dan, I'm leaving you for Gary. Your clothes are at your mum's & I've changed the locks. Sorry to do this on Valentine's Day. Laura." Now, maybe it's just us, but do you think Laura was really sorry as she claimed in the message? If she was actually sorry, surely she'd have done the decent thing and contacted Dan in person. This all happened in England, by the way. Maybe they're just meaner over there. After all, this is the country that gave the world Simon Cowell. Oh, and to all you Garys out there, sorry if we offended you. And to all you Lauras, thpppftttt! Is your name Gary? Then get mad at me here: @antsharwood http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/meanest-valentines-breakup-ever-woman-dumps-bloke-via-billboard/story-e6frf7jo-1226578405318
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AJohn
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Now that's just heartless.
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afromanGT
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That's pretty low.
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paladisious
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Benjo
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Jake Kean is my belated valentine. What a sexxy man
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AJohn
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afromanGT wrote:That's pretty low. More than just pretty low I'd say. I always hate people that have presumably been cheating, then are too gutless to say it to there face and break up over texting or something.
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