I had some fresh faced LDS church missionaries knock on my door today. I didn't have time to talk, but invited them for lunch on Sunday to have a chat about their saviour Jesus Christ.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-being-an-atheist-is-alright-as-long-as-you-do-good-8629390.html

Normality restored, Vatican overrules The Pope and confirms that we atheists are still going to hell :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/05/27/vatican-confirms-atheists-still-going-to-hell_n_3341368.html

If us atheists donated millions of dollars to the Vatican every year. There 'Heaven' would suddenly open.

To which they responded...?

They are going to mow his lawn for him... ;)

Seeing everyone mention that Emma is older than them just makes me feel a little old :lol:

I think its safe to say by the 2nd movie i was pretty much going, 'jeez'. You could see the potential and every teenage boy was drooling in anticipation.

As im two years older than her, to watch those first movies now is a bit weird. You can see shes so young and little, but you already know what she grows up to become.

Correct!

Well, they're going to come for lunch, we'll have a chat and then we'll do some yard work together. And to be clear, they STARTED the conversation with "We're on our Mission, and we're just going around the neighbourhood to see if anyone needs any help with mowing their lawn, or moving furniture or anything in exchange for having a bit of a chat about our saviour Jesus Christ"

I had about a 5 minute chat with them explaining my former religious background and current beliefs or lack thereof. They reacted positively, and are looking forward to coming back.

I'm actually looking forward to it too... just wondering what I should cook for them.

Sardines.

Can you cook Thai? or are you not normally allowed in the kitchen.

Also have Skype open.

Mannnn I'd forgotten all about that stuff :lol:
Totally used to be one of those guys.
It's funny how a few years can change everything in your life.

Wait...so I could ge them to clean my apartment in exchange for listening to them talk for half an hour? :lol:

yeppp. been there, done that.

Sounds like a pretty good deal. I've got a load of laundry that needs doing :lol:

I would like to propose a more serious question, Is the U.S supporting terrorists in Syria?

When did the US stop supporting terrorists?

Why can i legally have sex with a 17 year old, but not film it?

Fun fact: It's not legal to stick it in her butt for another 12 months either.

They just left.

Wow. Really compelling stuff. It really gave me a lot to think about and reflect on.

No blue font?

(y)

I'm gonna throw this out there: Emma Watson is overrated. Sure, she's cute, but there are more attractive women that get half the internet dick that she does.

Blasphemer....

She's got this short hair (which is hideous to me) and her cleavage is non-existent.

Well, when you put it like that, you do have a point.

I could just listen to her voice all day. Th fact that she is above an 8 is just a bonus :lol:

The red head girl (Ygritte) from Game of Thrones voice >

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