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Do a shit on her windscreen
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Man that bottom bit sounds like something off Burn Notice haha

Most of the stuff on Burn Notice is actually legitimate, they just leave out key details like how to make it :lol:

The iron from a car's engine block melts at around 1500-1800 degrees. If done right, thermite can burn upwards of 2000.
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
He should be the bigger person and just let it go.

Otherwise, egg it and stick feathers or something to it, spray paint it, slash the tyres...


It past that stage of letting go lol, he's had a new gf for about 8 months and hasn't worried about her.. Yet she's constantly does shit to him and his mates. Got a bunch of blokes to pull in front of us once and come at the car with bats. She's literally bat shit crazy.
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Rip a flare inside (if somehow possible) otherwise outside must have to do.

Edited by nhub24: 17/6/2012 04:20:48 PM
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Draw a dick on her roof. tehehehehehehehe

He was a man of specific quirks. He believed that all meals should be earned through physical effort. He also contended, zealously like a drunk with a political point, that the third dimension would not be possible if it werent for the existence of water.

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avy1990 wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
He should be the bigger person and just let it go.

Otherwise, egg it and stick feathers or something to it, spray paint it, slash the tyres...


It past that stage of letting go lol, he's had a new gf for about 8 months and hasn't worried about her.. Yet she's constantly does shit to him and his mates. Got a bunch of blokes to pull in front of us once and come at the car with bats. She's literally bat shit crazy.

:evil:
She's actually crazy for bat faeces?
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Your avatar is actually the same one that Bonkers used to have.

At least ual doesn't think he's being a 'hard kent' with his DP's :lol:
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Give me some good ways to get revenge on people...without causing TOO much damage, preferably to cars :p

Trying to come up with some with a mate whos ex gf (broke up Jan 2011 :lol:)last night keyed his car, jumped on his exhaust so it bent and snapped, and bent his custom plates in half while he was at work. He drives a $60,000 car....and we'd be getting revenge on her Audi TT

Depends on how much damage you want to do and how committed you are.

Eggs are a really cheap and easy way to wreck her paint job. If you want to be a little more vindictive, wait until the dead of night and pour Brake fluid all over her car, Brake Fluid on car paint is like paint stripper on wood: it'll wreck the polish, blister the paint and probably even damage the panels if left long enough.

If you want to REALLY fuck her shit up (and this is DANGEROUS), look up a recipe for Thermite, put it in a very sterdy can (like a paint tin), set it on fire and RUN. The heat from the thermite will melt clean through the engine block and complete write off the car.


Man that bottom bit sounds like something off Burn Notice haha

Probably because it is off Burn Notice. Speaking of which, so stoked season 6 has finally started. Can't wait to see John C. McGinley on it.
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avy1990 wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
He should be the bigger person and just let it go.

Otherwise, egg it and stick feathers or something to it, spray paint it, slash the tyres...


It past that stage of letting go lol, he's had a new gf for about 8 months and hasn't worried about her.. Yet she's constantly does shit to him and his mates. Got a bunch of blokes to pull in front of us once and come at the car with bats. She's literally bat shit crazy.


I wasn't serious about letting it go, but I thought someone should be responsible and say it :lol:
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KiwiChick1 wrote:
avy1990 wrote:
KiwiChick1 wrote:
He should be the bigger person and just let it go.

Otherwise, egg it and stick feathers or something to it, spray paint it, slash the tyres...


It past that stage of letting go lol, he's had a new gf for about 8 months and hasn't worried about her.. Yet she's constantly does shit to him and his mates. Got a bunch of blokes to pull in front of us once and come at the car with bats. She's literally bat shit crazy.


I wasn't serious about letting it go, but I thought someone should be responsible and say it :lol:


Put prawns in the hub caps.
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Blow the whore's house up.
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11.mvfc.11 wrote:
Orange Juice strips the paint.

Orange juice just fucks the glaze and polish. It's not acidic enough to do any real damage unless it's left for days and days.

If you want to fuck the paint, Brake fluid is the way to go, trust me.
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Put prawns in the hub caps.

Pretty sure Avy said it's an Audi TT - it has Mag wheels.
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1) Puncture the tyres
2) Put unfrozen, maybe 2-3 day old fish under the seat in the car and let it ferment
3) Get some brake fluid and pour it over the paint.
4) Chuck something solid in the exhaust pipe and cover it with cling wrap
5) Finally, rip off the Audi logo.
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Audi TT will have run flat low-profile tyres. So you won't be able to puncture them.
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afromanGT wrote:
Audi TT will have run flat low-profile tyres. So you won't be able to puncture them.


ive seen some punctured before, granted it was in africa where people always find a way.
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zimbos_05 wrote:
afromanGT wrote:
Audi TT will have run flat low-profile tyres. So you won't be able to puncture them.


ive seen some punctured before, granted it was in africa where people always find a way.

You'd have to take to it with a saw or machete and cut across the whole tyre.
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afromanGT wrote:
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Audi TT will have run flat low-profile tyres. So you won't be able to puncture them.


ive seen some punctured before, granted it was in africa where people always find a way.

You'd have to take to it with a saw or machete and cut across the whole tyre.


Low or high profile tyres can still puncture...theyre not made out of hard plastic :lol:
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avy1990 wrote:
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Audi TT will have run flat low-profile tyres. So you won't be able to puncture them.


ive seen some punctured before, granted it was in africa where people always find a way.

You'd have to take to it with a saw or machete and cut across the whole tyre.


Low or high profile tyres can still puncture...theyre not made out of hard plastic :lol:

It's more about them being run-flats and that you'd be wasting your time when you could be stealing the badge, pouring brake fluid all over the car and cracking the headlights.

I still say Thermite is the way to go if you've got the cajones.
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Lads, anyone know where you can pick up cheap(er) A-League jerseys? Sydney FC in particular. Thought I'll go nab myself one before the season starts and seeing as we're not changing our kit this year, thought I might be able to pick one up cheaper from a website thats cut the prices due to 'old stock'.

Edited by keepersball: 20/6/2012 02:53:31 PM
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afromanGT wrote:
avy1990 wrote:
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zimbos_05 wrote:
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Audi TT will have run flat low-profile tyres. So you won't be able to puncture them.


ive seen some punctured before, granted it was in africa where people always find a way.

You'd have to take to it with a saw or machete and cut across the whole tyre.


Low or high profile tyres can still puncture...theyre not made out of hard plastic :lol:

It's more about them being run-flats and that you'd be wasting your time when you could be stealing the badge, pouring brake fluid all over the car and cracking the headlights.

I still say Thermite is the way to go if you've got the cajones.


[youtube]http://youtu.be/PPAYZMzGMwQ[/youtube]
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ual wrote:
nhub24 wrote:
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My first name is Nik, Krakovich :lol: And yes I do have zimbos, mvfc11 abd KT on FB.


Did you just call me Krakovich?

Rofl, don't ask me why I posted that. Sigs look similar in my mind.


Wow, they're actually really similar :shock: His avatar is also really similar to mine :lol:


It's tricked me a few timestoo, thinking I've posted something when I've seen your posts :lol:
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chillbilly wrote:
afromanGT wrote:
avy1990 wrote:
afromanGT wrote:
zimbos_05 wrote:
afromanGT wrote:
Audi TT will have run flat low-profile tyres. So you won't be able to puncture them.


ive seen some punctured before, granted it was in africa where people always find a way.

You'd have to take to it with a saw or machete and cut across the whole tyre.


Low or high profile tyres can still puncture...theyre not made out of hard plastic :lol:

It's more about them being run-flats and that you'd be wasting your time when you could be stealing the badge, pouring brake fluid all over the car and cracking the headlights.

I still say Thermite is the way to go if you've got the cajones.


[youtube]PPAYZMzGMwQ[/youtube]

As Jamie said, "it doesn't really care what yo do to it, you can't really put it out".

The problem with that 'experiment' is that it wasn't adequately channelled. The channel was too wide. I've seen a relatively small amount sheer straight through a metal box.
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SOOOOOOO I'm deferring uni for the semester to work and sort out my surgery. Feels good to have some clarity on my immediate future.
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So you're going over to Europe for the surgery?
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Yea at the moment that's the plan. I'm going to speak with the surgeon via phone this week to organise potential dates and I'm working on sorting out the money now.
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keepersball wrote:
Lads, anyone know where you can pick up cheap(er) A-League jerseys? Sydney FC in particular. Thought I'll go nab myself one before the season starts and seeing as we're not changing our kit this year, thought I might be able to pick one up cheaper from a website thats cut the prices due to 'old stock'.

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keepersball wrote:
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Lads, anyone know where you can pick up cheap(er) A-League jerseys? Sydney FC in particular. Thought I'll go nab myself one before the season starts and seeing as we're not changing our kit this year, thought I might be able to pick one up cheaper from a website thats cut the prices due to 'old stock'.

Edited by keepersball: 20/6/2012 02:53:31 PM

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You wont get it until the 2013 stock is delivered in January but the price isn't too bad. Compared to retail anyway.

http://www.ausref.com/index.php/shop?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=145&category_id=14
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Anybody any good at calligraphy style writing?
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MaxiiGCU wrote:
Anybody any good at calligraphy style writing?

http://fontmeme.com/calligraphy-fonts/
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Wow, page 4... times have changed. This never used to drop below the top half of page 1.

Anyway, what's the best site for MLS jerseys? I'm after a NY Red Bulls top. Cheapest I've found is U$79.99 not customised.
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was thinking about this thread a while ago. the Forums not what it used to be, sad really.



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