Salmon's 101 problems (but a bitch ain't one) thread


Salmon's 101 problems (but a bitch ain't one) thread

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salmonfc wrote:
I've finally seen that therapist about my social anxiety, so I'm making progress.

I've also asked a girl who is so fucking attractive that she makes me almost too nervous to talk to her at school if she wants to hang out (as m8s), let alone spend any time with her, so that's practically jumping into the deep end of the pool without even having a cheeky toe dip to test the water :lol:

You've got it all wrong. What you're asking is dipping your toe in the pool. Asking her if she's up for some cheeky anal sex without lube in the school toilets is jumping into the deep end.

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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Heineken wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
I've finally seen that therapist about my social anxiety, so I'm making progress.

I've also asked a girl who is so fucking attractive that she makes me almost too nervous to talk to her at school if she wants to hang out (as m8s), let alone spend any time with her, so that's practically jumping into the deep end of the pool without even having a cheeky toe dip to test the water :lol:

You've got it all wrong. What you're asking is dipping your toe in the pool. Asking her if she's up for some cheeky anal sex without lube in the school toilets is jumping into the deep end.

:lol: you can tell you've bee hanging round draupnir a lot :lol:
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Salmon should download and play the game Emily Is Away.

Perfect training.

-PB

https://i.imgur.com/batge7K.jpg

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MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
Heineken wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
I've finally seen that therapist about my social anxiety, so I'm making progress.

I've also asked a girl who is so fucking attractive that she makes me almost too nervous to talk to her at school if she wants to hang out (as m8s), let alone spend any time with her, so that's practically jumping into the deep end of the pool without even having a cheeky toe dip to test the water :lol:

You've got it all wrong. What you're asking is dipping your toe in the pool. Asking her if she's up for some cheeky anal sex without lube in the school toilets is jumping into the deep end.

:lol: you can tell you've bee hanging round draupnir a lot :lol:


Hahahaha.
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Heineken wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
I've finally seen that therapist about my social anxiety, so I'm making progress.

I've also asked a girl who is so fucking attractive that she makes me almost too nervous to talk to her at school if she wants to hang out (as m8s), let alone spend any time with her, so that's practically jumping into the deep end of the pool without even having a cheeky toe dip to test the water :lol:

You've got it all wrong. What you're asking is dipping your toe in the pool. Asking her if she's up for some cheeky anal sex without lube in the school toilets is jumping into the deep end.


Asking for anal is just dipping your toe in, be a real man and put the sensual into non-consensual.
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paulbagzFC wrote:
Salmon should download and play the game Emily Is Away.

Perfect training.

-PB

Just looked it up.

Yeah nah don't think my feels could take that. I got misty eyed watching Up ffs.

For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby

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Crusader wrote:
Heineken wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
I've finally seen that therapist about my social anxiety, so I'm making progress.

I've also asked a girl who is so fucking attractive that she makes me almost too nervous to talk to her at school if she wants to hang out (as m8s), let alone spend any time with her, so that's practically jumping into the deep end of the pool without even having a cheeky toe dip to test the water :lol:

You've got it all wrong. What you're asking is dipping your toe in the pool. Asking her if she's up for some cheeky anal sex without lube in the school toilets is jumping into the deep end.


Asking for anal is just dipping your toe in, be a real man and put the sensual into non-consensual.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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:lol: Now Salmon can have his own Star Wars experience.



WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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Heineken wrote:
:lol: Now Salmon can have his own Star Wars experience.


What did I do to deserve this :lol:

For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby

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Heineken wrote:
:lol: Now Salmon can have his own Star Wars experience.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Use the force, i mean... fleshlight Salmon.





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Gazzza wrote:
Heineken wrote:
:lol: Now Salmon can have his own Star Wars experience.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Use the force, i mean... fleshlight Salmon.



If you want to go half and half in this I will. Post it to my house mum wont check my mail. But if mum finds it she will freak. So what you rkn? your house or mine?
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