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baggygreenmania - 7 Mar 2019 10:00 AM
Monty Python Flesh Wound funny movie quotes

1“It’s just a flesh wound.”

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)— The Black Knight (John Cleese) to King Arthur (GrahamChapman), after losing both arms in the heat of combat.

I've never watched Monty Python, never appealed to me really. 
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Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 7:18 AM
MvFCArsenal16.8 - 9 Mar 2019 6:34 AM

Yes i did. No doubt the first admin guy i picked isn't online so he will get the PM when he logs in. 

No you didn't.  Also I work in I.T . I can check anyone's ip and I know u are  using a static I.p.  Funny how you say  you're  Not a multi  but found extra time . As this is in  the ftbl  sub forum  . Also don't say you're been lurking as that's a dead give away  decentric  excuse   .

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MvFCArsenal16.8 - 9 Mar 2019 8:10 AM
Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 7:18 AM

No you didn't.  Also I work in I.T . I can check anyone's ip and I know u are  using a static I.p.  Funny how you say  you're  Not a multi  but found extra time . As this is in  the ftbl  sub forum  . Also don't say you're been lurking as that's a dead give away  decentric  excuse   .

I don't care what job you have! Kris sent me the link for extra time. You're stalking me on an internet forum, I've reported you to The Web Guy, i've made it clear i want you to leave me alone but you won't so you are now harassing me. 
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Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 8:44 AM
MvFCArsenal16.8 - 9 Mar 2019 8:10 AM

I don't care what job you have! Kris sent me the link for extra time. You're stalking me on an internet forum, I've reported you to The Web Guy, i've made it clear i want you to leave me alone but you won't so you are now harassing me. 

Sure sure . Me thinks you doth protest to much 
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Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 7:31 AM
baggygreenmania - 7 Mar 2019 10:00 AM

I've never watched Monty Python, never appealed to me really. 

Yeh but that is a funny line. There was something about them I did not like too. 
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baggygreenmania - 9 Mar 2019 10:21 AM
Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 7:31 AM

Yeh but that is a funny line. There was something about them I did not like too. 

Did you see the documentary a while ago where one of the actresses actually visited Pinewood Studios? Can't remember her name as she only had a minor role, i'll google it later and post her name, she was saying that the corridors at Pinewood Studios were actually used as the hospital corridors in Doctor. 
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Decentric - 8 Mar 2019 10:10 AM
Jenson - 8 Mar 2019 12:20 AM

It is obvious to anyone with an IQ of 100 or above that we aren't the same person, but not to others.

Because Baggers and I have visited your area, the illogical conclusion they draw is we must all be the same person!

Check from page 34 onwards!

Enjoy!

I would enjoy if i wasn't being stalked! Lol. 
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Where is admin? This thread has been hijacked by what Decentric calls.. cerebrally challenged elements.
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Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 5:55 PM
baggygreenmania - 9 Mar 2019 10:21 AM

Did you see the documentary a while ago where one of the actresses actually visited Pinewood Studios? Can't remember her name as she only had a minor role, i'll google it later and post her name, she was saying that the corridors at Pinewood Studios were actually used as the hospital corridors in Doctor. 

I can believe it. They also used Pinewood carpark for Ellsbells in CO Abroad.

Your turn to post a joke Jenson.
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Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 8:44 AM
MvFCArsenal16.8 - 9 Mar 2019 8:10 AM

I don't care what job you have! Kris sent me the link for extra time. You're stalking me on an internet forum, I've reported you to The Web Guy, i've made it clear i want you to leave me alone but you won't so you are now harassing me. 

Good for you Jenson. 

Decentric why did we listen to you. I was content here so were you jenson now me thinks this element are out to spoil our time on this forum.
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baggygreenmania - 9 Mar 2019 8:50 PM
Where is admin? This thread has been hijacked by what Decentric calls.. cerebrally challenged elements.

aka my stalker! Lol. 
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baggygreenmania - 9 Mar 2019 8:54 PM
Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 8:44 AM

Good for you Jenson. 

Decentric why did we listen to you. I was content here so were you jenson now me thinks this element are out to spoil our time on this forum.

I find this thread very interesting, shame it's being ruined by someone who has nothing better to do than to follow me around, and by his own admission checked out my IP address. Lol. 
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baggygreenmania - 9 Mar 2019 8:52 PM
Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 5:55 PM

I can believe it. They also used Pinewood carpark for Ellsbells in CO Abroad.

Your turn to post a joke Jenson.

It's amazing what sand and lighting equipment can do. I should imagine it would have been cold too unless it was at the height of our summer. Camping was filmed in the winter and the production team had to spray paint the grass to give it a summer look.



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baggygreenmania - 9 Mar 2019 8:52 PM
Jenson - 9 Mar 2019 5:55 PM

I can believe it. They also used Pinewood carpark for Ellsbells in CO Abroad.

Your turn to post a joke Jenson.

The actress from the Pinewood Studios documentary was called Liz Frazer, she actually died last year.
Syd James was born in Africa, he was a boxer. Anna Karen from On The Buses was also born in Africa. 
I haven't got a joke lined up, i know quite a few lengthy good ones though which i'll post sometime.
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baggygreenmania - 9 Mar 2019 8:50 PM
Where is admin? This thread has been hijacked by what Decentric calls.. cerebrally challenged elements.

Dear oh dear.

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MvFCArsenal16.8 - 10 Mar 2019 11:46 AM
  yep prove me wrong by attacking me


 I know Decentric only as a member of the TCA and a regular poster on our cricket thread. . Jenson only joined a few weeks back. He is a mechanic from north England I think. I am from Sydney.. retired and a cricket tragic. End of story. Now be a good person and pop back to your loser thread and bother some other members.
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MvFCArsenal16.8 - 10 Mar 2019 11:46 AM


 I know Decentric only as a member of the TCA and a regular poster on our cricket thread. . Jenson only joined a few weeks back. Is a mechanic from north England I think. I am from Sydney.. retired and a cricket tragic. End of story. Now be a good person and pop back to your loser thread and bother some other members.

Well said Kris! He knows full well if i was a multi then admin would have banned me by now. Like i said some people need to get a life. 
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MvFCArsenal16.8 - 10 Mar 2019 4:48 PM
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Fuck off ya big dick head!! 
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Jenson - 10 Mar 2019 5:33 PM
MvFCArsenal16.8 - 10 Mar 2019 4:48 PM

Fuck off ya big dick head!! 

And again 
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MvFCArsenal16.8 - 10 Mar 2019 5:47 PM
Jenson - 10 Mar 2019 5:33 PM

And again 



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Watched Trains, Planes and Automobiles for about the fifth time on the weekend. Still get plenty of belly laffs from this classic comedy. 

What about some of the one liners? 
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

Neal: Del, what are you still doing here? Why aren't you going home? Del: I... I don't have a home. Marie's been dead for eight years.

Neal: You’re like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls except I’m not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! 

Del: We’d have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.




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Name the Carry On film.

Kenneth Williams utters the immortal line "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

Captain Potts: “Your rank?” Bailey: “Well, that’s a matter of opinion.”

Johnny: “I once talked peace with a Sioux, but you can’t trust them. One moment it was peace on, the next it was peace off.”

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baggygreenmania - 4 Apr 2019 2:34 PM
Watched Trains, Planes and Automobiles for about the fifth time on the weekend. Still get plenty of belly laffs from this classic comedy. 

What about some of the one liners? 
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

Neal: Del, what are you still doing here? Why aren't you going home? Del: I... I don't have a home. Marie's been dead for eight years.

Neal: You’re like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls except I’m not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! 

Del: We’d have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.




Great film that Kris. I've watched it many times too, along with a fave of mine, Nuns On The Run, it's so British and i find it hilarious! Have you seen Shirley Valentine? Another Brit film which i've watched a few times. 
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baggygreenmania - 4 Apr 2019 2:38 PM
Name the Carry On film.

Kenneth Williams utters the immortal line "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

Captain Potts: “Your rank?” Bailey: “Well, that’s a matter of opinion.”

Johnny: “I once talked peace with a Sioux, but you can’t trust them. One moment it was peace on, the next it was peace off.”

Not sure of any of these quotes, the top one may be Julius Ceaser but that's all i can think of. 

Name the Carry On..... 
1. 'No it has to be the bull'. 
2. 'Syd my stew'. 
3. Oh what a lovely pear/pair'.
4. 'Who would have thought a towel would weigh so much'. 
5. 'So is Christmas but you won't find me stuffing your turkey'. 
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Not sure of any of these quotes, the top one may be Julius Ceaser but that's all i can think of. 

Name the Carry On..... 
1. 'No it has to be the bull'. 
2. 'Syd my stew'. 
3. Oh what a lovely pear/pair'.
4. 'Who would have thought a towel would weigh so much'. 
5. 'So is Christmas but you won't find me stuffing your turkey'. 

Not sure of any of these quotes, the top one may be Julius Ceaser but that's all i can think of. 

Yes it is Caesar saying it.. what film?
Carry On Sergeant
There is a clue to this in middle of quote.
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Not sure of any of these quotes, the top one may be Julius Ceaser but that's all i can think of. 

Name the Carry On..... 
1. 'No it has to be the bull'. 
2. 'Syd my stew'. 
3. Oh what a lovely pear/pair'.
4. 'Who would have thought a towel would weigh so much'. 
5. 'So is Christmas but you won't find me stuffing your turkey'. 

Camping the first two.
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Cabbie 
Matron?
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Name the films: A bonus for 2/3 name the actors.
1) Spanish doc: “My father he breeds famous fighting bulls. Every year, 50,000 bulls he sends off by ship to South America. Also every year, 20,000 more he ships off to France. 

First officer Marjoribanks: “That’s 70,000 bulls.

Spanish doc: “One of the biggest bullshippers in the business.”

2) Patient: “Nurse, I dreamt about you last night

Nurse: “Did you?”

Patient: “No, you wouldn’t let me.”


3)Khasi: “May the great God Shivoo bring blessings on your house.”

Sir Sidney: “And on yours.”

Khasi: “And may his radiance light up your darkness.”

Sir Sidney: “And up yours.”







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