Joke of the Day:A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

:-)
Haha! 

Joke of the Day:

Name the films: A bonus for 2/3 name the actors.
1) Spanish doc: “My father he breeds famous fighting bulls. Every year, 50,000 bulls he sends off by ship to South America. Also every year, 20,000 more he ships off to France. 

First officer Marjoribanks: “That’s 70,000 bulls.
”Spanish doc: “One of the biggest bullshippers in the business.”
2) Patient: “Nurse, I dreamt about you last nightNurse: “Did you?”Patient: “No, you wouldn’t let me.”

3)Khasi: “May the great God Shivoo bring blessings on your house.”
Sir Sidney: “And on yours.”Khasi: “And may his radiance light up your darkness.”Sir Sidney: “And up yours.”

Joke of the Day:
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

great fun posting on your own.

Some people are just busy, me included.
Great jokes btw. 

I think no2 is Again Doctor.
Not sure of the other ones though.

This is so true!
How are your pooches?

I need to refresh my memory by watching a Carry On film so I can set you some questions.

Cruising
Doctor
Up the Kyber.

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Joke Of the Day:
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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