Avy and david both need to shrink their sigs. They're growing too big. They're bigger than 99% of your posts.

Oh yeah, and I agree, that was a terrible attempt, Heineken.

For the record, Melbourne actually has the record for the hottest temperature in a capital city, 47°C.

Uhhh nah I like my sig thanks! ;)

And I cbf'd

david_torres' sig is as big as yours...?

:lol::lol:
Very nicely spotted.

Corrected.

And thank you very much for standing up for me. :)

Forum guidelines say sigs shouldn't be any bigger than 150 pixels. Mine's 146, davidtorres' is 158 and avy's is 230.

So no, it's NOT as big as mine. And my posts are actually BIGGER than my signature.

8 over the fucking limit. Boo-hoo. :-({|=

Is this alright? Seeing as my post doesnt count if its smaller than my sig?

=d> :lol: :lol:

1. Size of posts does not matter.

2. The guideline says 400x150. Yours is far too wide and a lot over the limit.

WGMG: Visual Diaries.

Strictly speaking the width shouldn't be anymore than 150px for images. But it's really only the height of signatures that's important so that people aren't having to scroll for 10 minutes to find the next post.

Doesn't that 'joke' get boring after the first four hundred times?

I think we can all find a way of exploiting this rule, since so many posters in here don't believe that signature size is an issue.

In my HSC Physics exam last year, one of my mates farted. It sounded like he sat on a frog. It was so funny. Everyone was laughing their heads off and looking round at him.

I did that in my history exam in year 10. :lol:

:lol: What made it even funnier is that is was so loud and the sound filled the hall.

If you can get it to echo in the silence, you're doing well.

WGMG: My own procrastination.
Assignemnts due tomorrow.
Stupid people.
Family.
Money.

WGMG: Waking up half an hour before your alarm is supposed to go off.

WGMG: Having little to none phone skills. Makes me seem like a douche.

WGMG: The addicts that infest public buses

OR worse still, half an hour AFTER.

WGMG: Having no petrol.

Aside from the bleedingly obvious insults here...how does one have no phone skills?

You can make it really awkward
have a crap phone?
meh
WGMG: ppl not knowing how to turn a computer off

You pull out the power cord, right?

Just do what the Indigenous Australians with the Unregistered Firearms do and siphon it out of cars, either for your own car, or your own benefit.

I was seriously about to do that yesterday but you can't siphon petrol these days anyway:lol:

Get a bus.