WGMG: When it started raining during sport, and all the fat girls stayed out in the rain, wearing their see-through shirts. Noyt pleasant
WGMG: Fat chicks who think they're boss.

Are you 10?

WGMG: The rules in the Sutherland Shire competition about using players from other grades. Gymea's loss against Barden Ridge that allowed us leap over them into the finals was ruled as Barden Ridge forfeit. From what I have heard so far they borrowed 5 players from the AA14's, we play AA11's, when you are apparently only allowed 4. My belief is you should be allowed to fill your teamsheet of 16 players.
WGMG: The association releasing a finals draw with us in the finals when they apparently were still assessing issues with results in our competition.

Offside rule for girls:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have....

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

I know plenty of girls who understand the offside rule. Perhaps you all associate with daft bimbos? :lol:

Edited by Monster: 2/8/2011 06:48:56 PM

She's a cool chick, but I don't think she's down for a relationship. I think she's more the fuck-buddy type.

The offside rule really isn't that hard. If my mum can figure it out, it's not a big deal.

The fact that it's actually incredibly easy to understand is what makes it so frustrating when someone doesn't get it.

I live with my grandparents, and what I chip in with probably equates to around the same as their pension for the week. I I wasn't working, we wouldn't be able to live where we do. It's such a good thing that we own the house. :)

I think the main problem is people just kind of naturally assume it's more complex than it is.

WGMG: Young players who wear the white tape around the ankles and white tap around the wrist like Ronaldo and then at every touch of the ball they do Ronaldo's chop.

+1. Just hack them. If they wore shin pads near their ankles instead of their thighs, they wouldn't have a problem.

WGMG: Bandwagons that were hating on a team 1 week ago and now they are #1 fans.

Edited by nicobinho: 3/8/2011 12:13:15

WGMG: When 'mates' at Uni bag you and leave you to rot when you need help with work but when you put in the hard work and have the answers there your best friend...seriously.

Group work is bullshit - I don't get how teachers can honestly mark it. I did my "group"'s website assignment for design last year - in total about 100hrs work - and got a "aw thanks" from them, despite them having contributed a grand total of 2 ideas. /rage

WGMG: Just finished watching a game with my sister, i was about to shoot myself. She would scream every second as if the team was close to score...

WGMG: Made an order of new playing strips, and Alanic f***ed up the order and sent 28 shirts instead of 30. Asked for them to print the missing strips and send them out, only to be told they can only manufacture in lots of 100+ ](*,)

WGMG: Carrying my heavy laptop to uni for a tutorial that got moved to a computer lab making my effort useless.
WGMG: Stupid asian students keeping on asking me how to do simple questions when I am trying to watch the lecturer demonstrate how to do the harder ones.

Edited by chillbilly: 3/8/2011 06:18:01 PM

I thought all Asians were smart.:-s

WGMG: Forced to use bad computer with laggy internet because my brother is playing Starcraft.

Not when they can hardly speak English.

I had the same problem, worked for 10 weeks on a studio recording...the last week some guy rocks up and asks if he can have the session so he doesn't fail. Told him where to go #-o

WGMG: clothes shopping. I fucking hate it. Nothing fits the way I like it.

You sound like a woman. Take a gay guy with you next time.

I don't need a gay guy to find me fucking boot-cut jeans that are two sizes 'too big'. It's just all these fucking hipster kids with their tight jeans means that 90% of stock is skinny-leg jeans.

QFT

I fucking loathe clothes shopping. If you're not a Homosexual or hipster fuckhead, there is fuck all clothes for you. I don't wear skinny jeans, I don't wear those stupid fucking shoes that are glorified slippers and I don't fucking wear Flannelette.

Don't forget the paper thin T-shirts with the v-neck and fluro colours that lads/hipsters seem to have an affinity for.

WGMG: Pottermore moving back registration tonight by two hours.

I don't mind clothes shopping. Then again I just go to places like Ed Harry or Rebel Sport/Sportsmans Warehouse for my clothes.

WGMG: Sydney FC. 1-1 against Macarthur fucking Rams who play in the NSW Super League, a level below the NSW Premier League. We had somthing like 20 shots on goal, too. Fuck, I don't care if this is our first hit out. I went into this season with low expectations, and they've been surpassed.

It's a rub-in when Newcastle go thump Bankstown 9-0.

completely misread that as Ed Hardy the first time.

Edited by afromanGT: 3/8/2011 09:38:48 PM

Getting pissed at the home games to get through?
I think so