WGMG: Stomach Bug. :-/

Especially annoying as it's Sunday, tomorrow is Monday, and you have another 4 days until it's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Relationships are like that. Women are the worst for it.

That is the very definition of Karma.

I know it's rude to laugh but

:lol:

Edited by pigeonpost: 7/11/2011 12:18:23 AM

Pretty sure there's a picture of Steven Naismith under 'Karma' in the dictionary now.

I thought it was a picture of Michael Owen.

Nah, Naismith's definitely taken over the position.

I don't see how that's better than Michael "I need to leave the club to win trophies" Owen.

Is that you, Guest?

I dunno. Doing your ACL in the process of making a leg breaking tackle is some pretty awesome Karma.

I'm not bagging out any contribution he made to my club. I'm just saying that for a guy to leave the club in pursuit of trophies - a club that won the ECL the very next season - and then not win a single trophy until last season...that's quite delicious.

WGMG: Retarded housemates. Bear in mind, these are future doctors, biologists and economists...


- Turn air-con on and leave windows and doors open; complain room not getting colder.

- Turn air-con on despite being 23 degrees (comfortable temp), complain about excessive quarterly power bill.

- Leave lights on all day and night in rooms they're not occupying, complain they cannot see after I turn them off. Also complain about excessive power bill.

- Wash laundry daily as 1/4 loads, complain washing machine is always in use.

- Choose to live in room next to laundry, complain washing machine is always in use.

- Leave uncovered meat in fridge and freezer, whine days later that it has dried out/burned.

They're new to this "living out of home" thing, aren't they? :lol: my flatmate's the same. Turns things off at the wall then pulls the plug out of the socket so it doesn't use power. ](*,)

WGMG: Miami Dolphins haven't won in 11 games. I bet against them, and they win. RAGE!

WGMG: My favourite teacher ever is leaving :cry: I only have a morning left of school tomorrow, and I just found out he isn't coming back next year :cry: I'm actually going to miss him sooooo much.

This is the kind of time when Bonkers would make an incredibly inappropriate joke.

I miss my year 10 maths teacher. She was hot.

My Year 12 Legal teacher was hot, pity she was a complete bitch

Ditto, but with my English teacher. My year 11 English teacher was smokin' hot, unfortunatly she left to go teach...in Sri Lanka of all places.

WGMG: Fourfourtwo subscription has still not arrived!!!

Edited by chelseafanatic123: 7/11/2011 04:14:55 PM

WGMG: pretty sure I broke my 'bird' finger today after smashing it with a hammer at work today. Hello one handed typing :x

Hot teachers are always bitches. Mostly because if they weren't they'd have horny teenage boys sleazing on them all day every day.

We had an absolutely stunning outdoor ed teacher who was really cool.......until she started to bring her husband on our excursions. Then she got pregnant, game over.

WGMG: Mainstream news reporting. The Project saying that the kid up on drugs charges is "from the Newcastle area of Sydney". Deary me.

Everything has to be in fucking Sydney.

"SUBURB IN SYDNEY!! YOU'RE JUST A SUBURB IN SYDNEY!!"

Now theyve got a chant for jets.

WGMG: When people make stupid number events, "OMG im sorry but i lost my phone, give me your numbers" and then people literally spell out their number like this:
oh for one to oh free six nine to ate

The sad thing is it's not surprising how many idiots are willing to put their number on a page anyone could read.

I find it annoying that the number buttons are clearly labeled to benefit users. WHY FUCKING SPELL THE NUMBER, BUT NOT WITH THE RIGHT LETTERS