Spot on, i can relate with most of what you said. For me Christmas is just another day, i treat my birthday the same as well though. I just spent Christmas on my own and it has been the best one to date, no stress, no family, no hangover it feels great.

Edited by FunkMasterFlex: 26/12/2015 10:54:51 AM

We had 4 people for Christmas. Normally 10 but the grandparents (my wifes) passed away this year so her sisters decided they go to their dads for Christmas instead of their mums. (Poor form after the year their mum had) so my wife, mother in law and her sister. Lunch was done in an hour and a half. Went home. Friends came over and we did home made pizzas and beer in the arvo. The best Christmas i can remember.

WGMG: A girl from school said she wouldn't mind hanging out sometime.

Problem is I can't think of any shit we can do. I don't have any hobbies that require or involve leaving the house (apart from football, and I doubt she's into sports).

WAGMG: Mosquitos are eating me alive.

True!

I actually had a great day!
Hope everyone had a good time with loved ones and mothers in law.

id prefer not to have christian mythology decide my holiday periods when i live in a secular country. it's offensive. it's oppressive. it's 2015.

Bah, humbug!

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The day is actually a pagan holiday thats why it occurs at the northern winter solstice.

Christianity just adopted the day and said Jesus was born on it. Now we have a secular holiday with family/presents/feasting/drinking.

In the southern hemisphere, I like to view the time as a worship of the sun, as I'm a keen gardener and this time of year is best for that. Beer, sun, food, family, holiday etc.

Movies, food, shopping or even that bounce place would be good for someone of your age. Loads of shit you can do man.

Bro, you have said this before and people have given you plenty of advice so pick one and go with it. Stop overthinking it and keep it simple.

I did think about asking if she'd want to go shopping, but I was afraid that would sound like a date. I'll stop being a bitch and ask her tomorrow. She's not free until January so yeah I've got time.

How are these girls all so busy?

I guess it's a combination of work, other friends, family commitments, holidays and "I'd rather shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain than hang out with you, but I want to let you down gently".

Geeez... family commitments when i was your age id just walk out the door and say "see ya". As for them letting you down gently... girls don't develop that trait in their 20s. They are complete cunts and will tell you what they really think when they ate teenagers.

Don't go shopping with her, that'll just be weird and awkward for both of you. Just go to a movie with her, or get an ice cream and go for a walk or something. Keep it simple and casual. I know people say that Adelaide is boring af but it can't be that hard to find something to do.

Almost ;)

Christianity adopted it as the day to CELEBRATE Jesus' birth. It's merely symbolic.

Kinda like having the Queen's birthday nowhere near her actual birthday lol

WGMG: Great birthday present Arsenal, loved it.

WGMG: That prick has been in the kitchen since 8am cooking and slicing shit and is talking INCREDIBLY LOUDLY BECAUSE SOME SERIOUS SHIT IS GOING DOWN

WAGMG: I detail cleaned the fuck out of the kitchen because the real estate is doing inspections and appointments for aspiring piss-steppers. The problem is that it's already dirty after one fucking day: there's long strands of black hair on the stove, sink and floor, water fucking everywhere because these c*nts go apeshit when washing stuff up and all the veggies and bits of fruit they didn't like are just sitting everywhere. The willing ignorance and cognitive laziness of these people is both infuriating and fascinating, however if I complain to the real estate or landlord (even if I have evidence, which I do) I'm labelled racist.

FWAGMG: The front door is almost broken because dickless slams the fucking almost literally off its hinges every time he leaves or enters. I asked the girl about why he does this and she honestly said it is because "he likes to show how strong and in control he is"

Keep them coming man. :lol:

God damn it Jian-Yang :lol:

Confrontation is your friend.

-PB

I'm moving out mid-Jan thank heavens (but so is he so we might cross streams again)

This is a comprehensive list, or damage report if you will, of the shit he's pulled:
- Pissed on floor for 6 months without cleaning it up.
- Until June he left his towel in the bathroom exclusively without ever washing it. I would clean up aforementioned piss with aforementioned towel without him knowing anything, when he went on holiday he left it on the ground in the bathroom which inevitably led to mouldy growths and I threw it out because it stank. To date I have never seen him use another towel aka he drip dries in the bathroom which is why the floor in and around the bathroom is always soaked
- I have observed him carefully plucking hairs from his perfectly (autistically) manicured head. He then drops said hair wherever he his and never picks it up.
- There is a clunk of hair in the corner of the toilet room as well as hair in the toilet
- He follows a strict routine of toilet use in the morning. He pisses (on the floor but wipes it up poorly), goes back to his room for a while, returns to shit for 30 mins approx, returns to his room, goes back to the toilet with his phone and stays in there until someone knocks or presumably when he finishes masturbating
- He literally stamps his feet with every movement. It is his natural walk incredibly
- He slams every door no matter what the time is
- He eats my apples and moves my stuff in the fridge to make room for his stuff (despite having two shelves)
- He never maintains or attempts eye contact
- He always calls you 'sir'
- He cannot talk to non-Chinese women. He is visibly intimidated/uncomfortable when around them
- He is never barefoot. The sound of watery pluggers up and down the hallway is most frustrating
- The blinds and windows are always shut when he is in the room
- He gets visibly upset when I'm in the kitchen and he comes out believing that no-one's there.
- The only thing he has washed recently are his bedsheets
- He has a fitness regimen of skipping regularly for 30 minutes + (inside, with the door open)
- Whenever I ask him to do something he responds in Chinese in an angry, sarcastic tone.
- He regularly screams at his computer until the wee hours of the morning (he has an anger routine, he says the same word and precisely two seconds after it slams his foot)
- He never takes the bin out and regularly misses it
- He leaves all his shoes (all Adidas, and expensive) at the front door getting mud and shit everywhere
- He smeared shit down the wall and didn't clean it up
- The toilet brush is caked in shit because he doesn't put it in the water, he just scrapes the poo
- He uses my washing powder
- He once ate some of my pizza (If you know me personally that is THE cardinal sin)
- When the internet is uncapped he downloads 1080p movies and watches them without headphones in the living room and laughs unnecessarily loudly
- When the internet is capped he pays $20 a day to continue his downloading routine.
- He once asked me to stop playing Battlefront because it was slowing his downloading
- If your clothes are on the line when he needs to hang stuff out he moves them
- If you have stuff in the washing machine when he needs to use it he will dump your stuff on the floor
- When my sister lived here she said she lost the majority of her underwear whenever she'd hang it out
- He catches taxis to the uni (which is a 5 minute walk away)
- He only ever walks down to the fruit & veg shop and when he does he spends 30 mins + preparing his body and hair
- He has no sense of personal space. He will literally be rubbing up against you sometimes
- He apparently rang the real estate in tears because I asked him to be considerate of others living in the same household
- I was making breakfast one morning and returning to my room through the hallway I found him standing in my room checking it out
- When someone came over (a young Aboriginal man) to check out the available room the aforementioned young fella looked into his room (as the door was open). This somehow scared him incredibly, he rang the real estate and said there was an intruder, warned me not to let people inside the house, and barricaded the front door at night for several weeks with the dining table chairs despite the door being locked.
- He consistently makes purposeful pronounced sniffing noises as to indicate his displeasure at my smoking
- On hot days when I sit in the loungeroom with the air con on reading he will make no attempt to lessen his noise, even when he's cooking a few metres away from me

I assure you c*nts this is all factual. I could go on if I lived with him longer

These stories from Marconis room mate from hell should be turned into a tv sitcom, id watch it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =d> =d>

Edited by Gazzza: 27/12/2015 03:12:02 PM

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That's actually mind blowing...

Take a dump on his pillow on the day of departure

WGMG: I'm shitter at FIFA than I've ever been.

IDEK what to do at this point apart from sell all my players and start over by opening packs with the profits.

Wow. :lol:

Dem stereotypes.

Sounds like the type of guy that would go on a mass shooting.

Happy for you that you will be leaving him soon but damn I will miss theses stories :lol: