I'm moving out mid-Jan thank heavens (but so is he so we might cross streams again)

This is a comprehensive list, or damage report if you will, of the shit he's pulled:
- Pissed on floor for 6 months without cleaning it up.
- Until June he left his towel in the bathroom exclusively without ever washing it. I would clean up aforementioned piss with aforementioned towel without him knowing anything, when he went on holiday he left it on the ground in the bathroom which inevitably led to mouldy growths and I threw it out because it stank. To date I have never seen him use another towel aka he drip dries in the bathroom which is why the floor in and around the bathroom is always soaked
- I have observed him carefully plucking hairs from his perfectly (autistically) manicured head. He then drops said hair wherever he his and never picks it up.
- There is a clunk of hair in the corner of the toilet room as well as hair in the toilet
- He follows a strict routine of toilet use in the morning. He pisses (on the floor but wipes it up poorly), goes back to his room for a while, returns to shit for 30 mins approx, returns to his room, goes back to the toilet with his phone and stays in there until someone knocks or presumably when he finishes masturbating
- He literally stamps his feet with every movement. It is his natural walk incredibly
- He slams every door no matter what the time is
- He eats my apples and moves my stuff in the fridge to make room for his stuff (despite having two shelves)
- He never maintains or attempts eye contact
- He always calls you 'sir'
- He cannot talk to non-Chinese women. He is visibly intimidated/uncomfortable when around them
- He is never barefoot. The sound of watery pluggers up and down the hallway is most frustrating
- The blinds and windows are always shut when he is in the room
- He gets visibly upset when I'm in the kitchen and he comes out believing that no-one's there.
- The only thing he has washed recently are his bedsheets
- He has a fitness regimen of skipping regularly for 30 minutes + (inside, with the door open)
- Whenever I ask him to do something he responds in Chinese in an angry, sarcastic tone.
- He regularly screams at his computer until the wee hours of the morning (he has an anger routine, he says the same word and precisely two seconds after it slams his foot)
- He never takes the bin out and regularly misses it
- He leaves all his shoes (all Adidas, and expensive) at the front door getting mud and shit everywhere
- He smeared shit down the wall and didn't clean it up
- The toilet brush is caked in shit because he doesn't put it in the water, he just scrapes the poo
- He uses my washing powder
- He once ate some of my pizza (If you know me personally that is THE cardinal sin)
- When the internet is uncapped he downloads 1080p movies and watches them without headphones in the living room and laughs unnecessarily loudly
- When the internet is capped he pays $20 a day to continue his downloading routine.
- He once asked me to stop playing Battlefront because it was slowing his downloading
- If your clothes are on the line when he needs to hang stuff out he moves them
- If you have stuff in the washing machine when he needs to use it he will dump your stuff on the floor
- When my sister lived here she said she lost the majority of her underwear whenever she'd hang it out
- He catches taxis to the uni (which is a 5 minute walk away)
- He only ever walks down to the fruit & veg shop and when he does he spends 30 mins + preparing his body and hair
- He has no sense of personal space. He will literally be rubbing up against you sometimes
- He apparently rang the real estate in tears because I asked him to be considerate of others living in the same household
- I was making breakfast one morning and returning to my room through the hallway I found him standing in my room checking it out
- When someone came over (a young Aboriginal man) to check out the available room the aforementioned young fella looked into his room (as the door was open). This somehow scared him incredibly, he rang the real estate and said there was an intruder, warned me not to let people inside the house, and barricaded the front door at night for several weeks with the dining table chairs despite the door being locked.
- He consistently makes purposeful pronounced sniffing noises as to indicate his displeasure at my smoking
- On hot days when I sit in the loungeroom with the air con on reading he will make no attempt to lessen his noise, even when he's cooking a few metres away from me

I assure you c*nts this is all factual. I could go on if I lived with him longer

WGMG: I'm shitter at FIFA than I've ever been.

IDEK what to do at this point apart from sell all my players and start over by opening packs with the profits.

Take a dump on his pillow on the day of departure

Geeez... family commitments when i was your age id just walk out the door and say "see ya". As for them letting you down gently... girls don't develop that trait in their 20s. They are complete cunts and will tell you what they really think when they ate teenagers.

Wgmg: having to buy a new dish washer since the last one we had gave up the ghost . Damn thing was only 2 years old

WGMG: that Afro isn't here to make a joke about asking Notor where he bought his. It's lasted for years and popped out a kid as well!

WGMG: that Afro isn't here to make a joke about asking Notor where he bought his. It's lasted for years and popped out a kid as well!

WGMG: After a week of agonising over how to ask this girl from school if she wanted to hang out without seeming like I'm asking her out, trying to think of shit we could do together and finally growing a pair today, she pretty much kindly rejected me.

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WGMG: After a week of agonising over how to ask this girl from school if she wanted to hang out without seeming like I'm asking her out, trying to think of shit we could do together and finally growing a pair today, she pretty much kindly rejected me.

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=d> =d> =d> =d> =d>

Thats the cost of having female friends my man. Somedays you just have to wade through tons of 'inspirational' quotes.

My pet peve "Only 10% of my friends will read this - only 4% will repost. If your a true friend blah blah blah ATTENTION - NOTICE ME blah blady blah"

WGMG: After a week of agonising over how to ask this girl from school if she wanted to hang out without seeming like I'm asking her out, trying to think of shit we could do together and finally growing a pair today, she pretty much kindly rejected me.

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WGMG: After a week of agonising over how to ask this girl from school if she wanted to hang out without seeming like I'm asking her out, trying to think of shit we could do together and finally growing a pair today, she pretty much kindly rejected me.

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=d> =d> =d> =d> =d>

Thats the cost of having female friends my man. Somedays you just have to wade through tons of 'inspirational' quotes.

My pet peve "Only 10% of my friends will read this - only 4% will repost. If your a true friend blah blah blah ATTENTION - NOTICE ME blah blady blah"

WGMG: After a week of agonising over how to ask this girl from school if she wanted to hang out without seeming like I'm asking her out, trying to think of shit we could do together and finally growing a pair today, she pretty much kindly rejected me.

WGMG: Can't decide between career paths.

VTAC (University entrance website) has a change of course preference thing on the 4th of Jan, and by then I have to decide on what course I want to do.

My options are engineering/law/commerce or dentistry.

I was initially set on engineering due to an interest in maths and science, but then I read some stuff online and the majority of work people do is repetitive spreadsheet crunching, going to meetings and designing mundane stuff like columns and arches. Not very fun. I suspect commerce would be similar to engineer in that its a corporate wankfest of meetings and spreadsheets.

I was thinking about law, as it involves critical reasoning skills and argument, but I heard the job prospects weren't great and there was shitloads of reading.

Finally with dent, I'd like to work in the healthcare field as it would be more stimulating than sitting in an office, but as people have said looking into peoples mouths all day wouldn't be that enjoyable. Sweet money though.

/blogpost

Dentistry all the way bro.

They charge like a wounded bull. Can own your own business and be complete straight from Uni. You'll be swimming in it.

You're a doctor (GP) if I remember correctly?

What's daily life with patients like and would you say your job is fulfilling?

i've noticed people here worship your opinion on all topics because you're a 'doctor'
I think thats a pretty sad reflection on the human psyche - nothing personal, just saying

WGMG: Some cunt letting off fireworks. At 1 in the morning. Two days after New Years.

Yeah, not much point in that mate.

You forgot the :)

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