Today, I smiled and high fived the player who assisted my goal.

Commando rolls on the halfway line.

-PB

I do the Thwaite and pull down my dacks.

the boring 'shirt over my head for 5 seconds' celebration

Tended not to score too many, and usually undercelebrated when I did... But the best one ever was similar to the above. Playing against a keeper who wasn't shy about letting everyone know he was about to sign with a league side - who was, to be fair, a very good player - I got through one on one and nutmegged him before scoring... Then went back to congratulate him on his pro contract. He got the last laugh - played about 200 league games whilst I was stuck working in an office.

Edit - I got booked too.

Edited by Benjamin: 17/4/2016 10:43:15 PM

Never celebrated when i played... i figured a pat on the back from a teammate or just look out for whoever did the hard part... otherwise i mean your not showing off to a crowd... fair chances out of the 10 people that are watching 2 are the parents of the young kid that made the team 2 are girlfriends that don't want to be there are the rest are the wife and kids of the one guy who keeps bringing their annoying wife and kids.


Maybe a stray dog that is probably better than your current left back.

Reckon I'll celebrate my first goal with the running man.

EDIT: Here's the running man.

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Edited by salmonfc: 3/5/2016 01:01:04 PM

One time I scored, picked the ball out of the net as if we were chasing the game (we weren't) and lightly threw the ball in the air to the keeper who caught it. I then said "oh, you got that one" and kept running :lol:

:lol: =d>

By banging your teammates mum that night.:lol: ...nah seriously , I used to the knee slides...but since the pitch weren't synthetic you could only do it when its west.

Edited by socawho: 3/5/2016 12:31:37 PM

Facing Mecca. Nice.

Knee slides are just the worst. IIRC Arsene Wenger banned his players from doing it after someone got injured - maybe Henry?

Usually I'll do the Ljubo Milicevic dance move (jerks fans know) or recently I scored a goal and mrs & baby v4 were there so I ran over to them and gave baby v4 a big sweaty cuddle and kiss, which she loved :lol:

One of the funnier goal celebrations I've been involved in was a couple seasons back against Strathfield. It had been raining something biblical all day and night and by the time we started the field resembled a swamp. There was one corner of the ground that was literally above ankle height with water. We scored, and we've all run to that corner and started doing freestyle, backstroke, breaststroke in the mini-lake. :lol:

There were a few stomach mud slides that day too. :lol:

I played in similar conditions back in.. 08 or so. And Jason Hoffman, then a state league striker, put 5 goals past my team. He didn't get a chance to celebrate the 5th because a lightning strike and near-instant crack of thunder led to all of us sprinting towards the clubhouse to get shelter :lol: