does Afroman now hate Joffa with a passion for creating this thread? :lol:

Or does he secretly enjoy it?

If the Big Bang Theory is true, and all matter was condensed into one extremely small and dense area, then what was outside of the area where all matter existed?


What is the last decimal of Pi?

Edited by guest: 17/11/2009 12:20:51 AM

is it true that men who masterbate 5 or more times a week have a 25% less chance of getting prostate cancer when there older?

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?

why has kimthecorpse returned?

Where the fuck did he come from??

How many fingers does my paternal grandma have on her right hand?

Is Miley Cyrus dead??

To wreak havoc in this thread. :-"

Edited by Higashi: 17/11/2009 01:09:04 AM

Miley Cyrus.... worth jail time?

Was that a question?

That has to be a stupid question doesnt it?

It was a rhetorical question, but now simply an answer. :)

I'm not sure. I couldn't find it. JD has it I think.

Legs. They're easier to artificially reproduce and I like the dexterity in my hands. Now get away from me with that axe.

I'd prefer some kind of maturity to your lame ass motherfucking questions. Go stand in the corner. You're banished from this topic. Along with Davidtorres.

I believe the IOC believes Caster Semenya is a woman.

I'd prefer your face and a staple gun, but lets not get technical.

Coke.

Cheese.

Leftovers.

Cloverfield was pretty woeful. But the worst movie ever, I don't actually remember the name of, but it was about a 'blacks only' airline, owned by Snoop Dogg. Woeful movie.

Yeah, he is. District 9 at least had a decent ending and got going. Cloverfield was just shit.

District 9 wasn't bad, but it wasn't good. Cloverfield was just bad. I'm going to say you're wrong.

Yeah, sort of.

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

Except for when we're talking about how fucking stupid Graham Arnold was.

He could be, but I'm not sure.

Not now that he's edited them all.

I think he may have been.

Surely you did.

Surely Shirly sells sea shells by the sea shore...I'm not sure.

I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.

Dunno, but he's only catching toadies with it.

Can´t stop the memory
That goes climbing through my brain
I get no answers
So the questions still remains.

Nobody watches Dr Who anymore. And most of the people on here aren't old enough to remember the old Dr Who actors anyway.

It was his sister this time...

I don't kiss and tell.

I dunno. Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump.

Fuck I hope not. My eyes must decieve me or there's something going wrong around here.

I dunno. Does Socceroos_fan want it public that you two are a couple yet?

Not unless you take it on the face.

No.

You wish you did.

ET phoned...left a message on the answer machine.

One time last summer.

No. His standards are excessively low.

He doesn't have a brother.

Cake. And FourFourTwo.

Cake. And FourFourTwo.

I dunno. I stay up all weekend anyway. Blame god for whatever you want I guess.

I reckon you'd have to miss a beat some time. When you're sleeping probably.

I am. We work in shifts.

Nothing.

No, business was slow today. And all the potential demons are stuck in fucking purgatory again. This is all your fault #-o You can dislodge them, before god comes down here with his whining and his 'clean this up' and his 'I didn't give you your own office space for you to do this with it' crap.

Yes, but 2 + 2 = 5.

"Don't touch yourself in public."

No, but I did 8-[

You're stuck in a vacuum probably.

Because it's hot. And they're probably wearing wetsuits.

His sinking life, outside its hell
Inside, intoxicating.
He's run aground. Like his life,
Water much too shallow.
Slipping fast, down with his ship
Fading in the shadows.
Now a castaway.
They've all gone away.
They've gone away.

You're always alone. Woefully alone.

Depends. If that's the flashing light of a police car, I'd say not.

No.

James T Kirk. Because he's the only one I can think off off the top of my head.

Captain Benjamin Sisko. Because his name reminds me of Sissoko. And I never liked Momo Sissoko.

Constantinople sounds better. More impressive.

I prefer Analogue.
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Freaking sweet drum sound. I've got a video here somewhere that was released just after Liverpool won in Consantinople with this song as the soundtrack.

The world ends.

Kevin Airs.

Read Charlie and The Great Glass Elevator.

You'll have to watch the movie. I'm not ruining the ending for you. Best kids movie ever, btw.

Well...I've always wondered why there were no stars in the sky in the video...

The earth is actually a giant cube and if you sail over to the edge, you'll fall off. That's why you have to take a plane to england.

Because when light hits the atmosphere it refracts, bending. Which is why we see blue sky during the day (the light that has a high frequency, which bends the least) when the sun is above us. And at sunrise and sunset, we see reds and oranges, light which bends the most, when the sun isn't above us and light has to refract more to reach us.

He was abducted by Japanese Aliens working for the CIA who took him aboard their submarine and drowned him.

Time is a matter of perception. Time manipulation is possible through variations in gravity, since atomically, time speeds up in higher gravity. But physically travelling back in time is impossible.

I think it will run out of puff around thirty pages.

What afro is going to do is do two updates a day. One will be in the early afternoon when he wakes up. The second will be later at night, when the thread has slowed down again.

Yeah, you probably should.

"WEEEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Too true.
I put all the questions in my posts when I reply to them anyway. So all you need to do is find my posts and you'll see pretty much everything. Except for davidtorres and aussie_arsenal being dickheads.

"WEEEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Because it was once on Sydney FC's shirt.

Probably Erebus. He doesn't like anything.

The oven grill. A harsh environment, the cry of the pork rind can be heard from across the kitchen with its distinct crackle.

Not really. It's kind of entertaining to see what people come up with.

Secretly? What's secret about it? If I didn't find it interesting, I wouldn't be responding.

Anti-matter.

Pi doesn't have last digit, it is an irrational number.

Yeah, but they'll go blind...

Edited by afromanGT: 17/11/2009 01:35:38 AM

:lol: that took a long time didn't it :lol:

Probably the same ammount as the last three times that was asked.

Because you got tired of spending all your time masturbating.

The primodrial ooze.

Three. She lost one in a threshing accident.

One can only hope so.

It's not illegal if you don't get caught ;)
[quotekimTHEcorpse]Was that a question?[/quote]
It looked like a statement to me.

Not stupid. Just dodgey.

:lol: Epic

am i tank now?

No, because if masturbating made you tank, massive wankers like aussie_arsenal would be tanked and then some.

Highest number?

=d> =d> =d> =d> =d>
Is it true there is a new dawn every single day?

Does it matter if my socks don't match?

Is it sad but true that society says her life is already over?

why does it always rain on me?

Does your toilet flush clock wise or anti clockwise?

Is beating your chest like a Baboon, pointing to a women and saying come here, an accepted mating ritual or just wrong?

Edited by Joffa: 17/11/2009 09:48:07 AM

In relation to Joffa's question is it more acceptbale to simply drag them away by brute force and then assert your dominance over them, skip the pleasantries if you will?

David Koche, financial genius or sad daggy old man?

why do i keep forgetting to take my cd case from the other car?

Does it really take two?