What happened to Kiwichick?

Did you miss me during my sustained and lengthy absence from this site?

Cornetto or Drumstick?

Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Dr.Pepper or Sulfuric Acid?

When you write, do you prefer to write with Black or Blue pens?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Is Heineken the prodigal son returning?
Why is he back?
Are you glad he is back?
Did his girlfriend deflate?
Will he stay?
Was Geoffrey Rush robbed?
Hello, I'm Ron Burgundy?

Edited by joffa: 28/2/2011 07:18:54 PM

Heineken hasn't yet mentioned his missus... does he now see that it was pointless or has got dumped?

Playing it safe with the king's speech although worthy of the win, but does the total snub of the social network show that the academy is somewhat out of touch?

I thought the King's speech was a worthy wnner, didn't you?

Rojas, should he stay or go now?

Most underrated player in the A-League currently?
Most overrated player in the A-League currently?
Best player in the A-League currently?
Worst player in the A-League currently?
Best coach in the A-League currently?
Worst Coach in the A-League currently?
Worst Player to get a Socceroos cap?

Seeing as it's come up again... 8-[

Nope we're still together, and today is our 5 month anniversary. :)

See he had to bring it up didn't he ;)
good to know though son

Unless remembering monthly anniversaries gets you gobbies, that statement will cost you 400 man points.

The fun police are doing their best to destroy anything and everything.





I like a healthy mix of both. Where I can give humorous and serious answers. I like as much variety in the questions as possible. The thing that pisses me off the most is when I Scroll down and there's six or seven posts by one person. I'd rather you just put it in one list.

Probably you, Joffa. You've got half the posts in this thread :lol:

Jerry Seinfeld? And starting every joke with "What's the deal with..."? Fucked if I know. Original material would be nice.

You'd act a bit goofy in a room full of naked women too. I guess they get them naked with the same 'lubrication' that they use to create aussie topgear.

Both. I detest the fact that he's thrown his career away when he was one of the last 'big forwards' that we saw were so prolific in the 90's.



I was beside myself when you weren't here. Thank god you're back. I've missed you so much, you're so important to me I woke up every day wondering if you were ok. I need your penis now.

Seriously though, it's good to have you back dude.

I think the choc-mint cornettos are better than the drumsticks.

They're more or less the same. Whichever is cheaper :P

Nothing beats that sulphury goodness.

Blue pen just looks better IMO.

I'm identity crisis?

I'm fairly sure Bonkers and I already did that...

Because if he was front it would be a little weird.

Yeah, it's good to have lots of the regulars around.

"The tiniest prick will deflate these things. Giggity" Yeah, she probably did.

Well, he came...

I don't really think much of Christian Bale, I think his one great performance was in American Psycho.

I'm Ron Burgundy.

Brick Tamland stole her.

I don't know that the film was 'totally snubbed'. T-rizzle winning made my day. And three awards out of a possible 8 isn't so bad. But yeah, for Jesse Eisenberg to miss out on best actor was a little disappointing, I think he did a great job to portray the cock that is Mark Zuckerberg.

Worth wnner, yes. Worth winner, maybe. There were a few deserving films this year.

He can do pretty much whatever he wants after thsi season tbh.

Ummmmmmmmmmm....I really like the way Matthew Kemp plays. I don't think he gets enough credit in Melbourne's set-up.

I've always thought that Alex Brosque got more credit than he deserved.

It'd be a close call between Fowler and Van Dijk I reckon.

That's a tough call to make. I don't think there's any one individual I can designate as the 'worst' player in the league. But I'd definitely say Muscat is past it.

I quite like Rini Coolen's approach.

Ernie Merrick does my head in.

Tough call between Zdrilic and Carney.

That's pretty cheap.

"Most users ever online was 269, 9/9/2009 5:40:50 AM."

Wtf was happening?

^And HOW, WHY, :shock: , :-k ,:? did it happen at 5:40am

That's pretty much what I was implying.. I'm assuming it was after a Socceroos away game.

whatever happened to arsenal melbourne fc??
what would u think of melbourne red bulls fc instead of mvfc?
why does red bull give u wings?
will caroll justify his price tag?
will liverpool win the prem league again?
will man city implode?

I intend to make (in the near future) the dish from Once upon a time in Mexico that Agent Sans kills the Chef in....Puerco Pibil.

1. Have you eaten Puerco Pibil? If so, Did you enjoy it?
2. The recipe says i need Banana leaves. Short of planting a Banana tree in my backyard (physically impossible :lol: ) what sort of shops sell Banana leaves? Coles and Woolworths don't.



Edited by Heineken: 6/3/2011 11:28:49 PM

Who would you have given the big 5 Oscars to? ie. best actor, best supporting actor, best actress, best supporting actress and best movie?

Best and Worst moment of highschool?

How old were you when you had your first girlfriend?

Who would you turn gay for?

What would you do if you were at a friend house, and you walk into a room only to find his/her parents having sex?

Do you currently know anybody doing time?

How do you think Sydney & Melbourne will go in the Champions League respectively?

Why is it so fucking cold here?

Help me Help you?

What do you think about the whole Ernie Merrick getting the can saga? Good? Bad? Ugly?

Who do you think would be a good replacement for Merrick?

Who do you think Melbourne Victory should get rid of?

Who would you like to see (within reason) playing for Melbourne Victory?

are you going to get those candy asses at crown to pay you your cash back?

I'm not quite sure. The 9th of September, 2009 was a Wednesday, there were no football matches on that night and the socceroos had played 4 days earlier.

Well, that would be 8:40pm European time. It's possible that it was the UEFA Champion's League draw.

The Socceroos played in Seoul four days prior.

He embarrassed himself too many times in the space of a week and decided he couldn't hack having the piss taken out of him.

I think it's a bloody shite name.

It's got Tourine in it - processed bull's semen.

It's too early to tell yet. I know I certainly fucking hope so.

I have renewed confidence that with King Kenny in charge of the on-pitch affairs and John W Henry calling the shots behind the scenes, you're going to see a resurgent Liverpool next season.

I doubt it. Money can buy a lot of things in football these days.

I've never had the chance to eat it. Though I might try it next time I'm in Taco Bell. It sounds nice.

I believe asian grocers and indian supermarkets sell them.

I'd probably have given best actor to Jesse Eisenberg. The rest I think were right.

Best moment was that last day. Worst moment was being ostricised in year 9, accused of things I didn't do by a person who didn't know me.

13.

Trent Reznor.

Break out the camcorder and blackmail them.

Friend of a friend is in the clink for assault and battery.

Both will be lucky to make it out of their respective groups. Australian teams aren't cut out for the ACL.

Search me. It's humid as fuck tonight.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.

I think it's a positive sign from the board that an average A-League season isn't enough to keep you in a job, and that they have ambitions in the ACL. It's a step in the right direction if they find THE RIGHT replacement. They have to show ambition and sign someone like Koeman to take the reigns.

I think they should be aiming higher than Postacoglu. I think that Koeman or Keane would be great options and a real statement of intent from the board. Roy Keane would make a great A-League gaffer IMO.

I think they should cash in on Kruse while he's in form. I'd happily drive Pondeljak to his next club and I really think that Ricardinho is a fucking waste of time as Marquee and can't wait to see the back of him. Bring in a fucking big name and stop defeating the purpose of MArquee players.

I don't think it's too much to ask for a player like Wiltord, Inzaghi or Richie Foran (Inverness forward) to come to the A-League, they're all good players and could offer a lot to the league. Players like Sergio Van Dijk should be MININUM goal for the clubs to bring in.

Oh I'm going to get my pound of flesh. Mark my words.

Edited by afromanGT: 13/3/2011 02:12:24 AM

Have you ever been in a situation where you think you were going to die?

How messy could this whole Crown pay saga get?

If the shit hits the fan (if it hasn't already) would you storm the office and take the manager/owner etc. hostage?

What's the worst trouble you have ever been in?

Who are the top 3 most influential people in your life?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Best/Worst beer?
Best/Worst spirit?

Banana Leaves are disgusting. Worse is the Banana flower.

Have you ever chopped down a banana tree?
Why does my club always arrange trial games with teams that have the exact same uniform as us when neither club has an away strip for any teams below there first teams?
Why are there 3 noisy miner birds hanging onto the fly screen of my window trying to peck their way inside?
What does a ringtail possum enjoy eating grape leaves so much?

Your opinion on the grand final?

Who is Jess Cooper and are you going to her open 16th Birthday party on the 26 March, in Chatswood?

Do you think it will "Get out of hand"?

What is your whole opinion on the situation

I'm hungry, what's good eatin'?

Do you support an AFL team?

I'm thirsty, what's good drinkin'?

How do you feel?

Do u think barca will get bale and cEsc?
Would bojan like to leave barca for sp*rs?

how do you win at futsal... cause we got smashed at uni today by short fast asians