Heineken wrote:Do you like Crumpets?
With honey.
ausmojo wrote:Favourite indian food ?
I'm not a big fan of indian food. Being able to smell it on people quite pungently (especially those from certain ethniticies who have problems with soap) is a bit off putting. Butter Chicken is quite tasty though.
ausmojo wrote:Favourite thai food ?
Thai Green chicken curry on saffron rice.
ausmojo wrote:Have you been overseas ?
Only really to New Zealand on numerous occasions. But I enjoy flying and I want to get over to europe to mix shit up.
ausmojo wrote:Where would you like to go you haven't already ?
There's a long term plan working towards spending some time in europe. Possibly working over ther efor six months or a year.
ausmojo wrote:Would you swim the length of the Yarra for a million bucks ?
Mate, I wouldn't swim ACROSS the yarra for a million bucks. The last half dozen people who went in there were never seen again.
ausmojo wrote:Would you go on Survivor if you had the chance ?
Not really. Starvation, douchebags and terrible climates don't appeal to me. I'm not a big fan of roughing it. I prefer a comfy hotel room and bars to experience the 'culture' in if I'm in a forein country, not a machete and fifteen snivelling morons.
ausmojo wrote:Do you think Charlie Sheen would be a good mate ?
I think that as much as he's barmy he'd probably look after his mates quite well.
ausmojo wrote:Why does Bonkers think he is a legend ?
His character is inspired by ancient greek legends; Narcissus and Oedipus.
ausmojo wrote:Are you an only child ?
I had a twin brother who died when I came out of the womb and a sister who I see maybe once a fortnight.
ausmojo wrote:What company would you like to work for one day ?
I'd like to work for a record company to make the music industry a less inhospitable world and ensure the longevity of the careers involved therein. Alternatively, I'd like to work in something football related, perhaps as a pundit.
TWI wrote:Favourite Chinese food?
I'd have to say Peiking duck when it's done well is incredible.
TWI wrote:Ever considered moving to Nelson?
I'm actually considering moving over to NZ in my quest for work, but the payscale over there is so shit I'm not exactly enthusiastic about it.
I've drunk a lot of beers over there that were boutique and I don't remember the names of them. We only really get Tui over here.
TWI wrote:Carlton Cold. Good or bad?
It's drinkable. Nothing more.
Heineken wrote:Favourite Russian Food?
Beef Stroganoff with Potatos.
Heineken wrote:Ever considered moving to Vladivostok?
Not really. My russian is pretty fucking shit and they've got a seriously funky alphabet so I'm not really down with that.
Heineken wrote:Does Russia brew Beer?
"Does Russia brew Beer?" Jeeze, mate. They sell it in one litre bottles on just about every street corner in Moscow :lol:

Exactly like that.
Heineken wrote:Best Russian Beer?
Before they brewed it in Sydney to save on import taxes, Baltika was quite drinkable, very crisp and brassy.
Heineken wrote:Coopers Pale Ale. Good or Bad?
Drinkable. Not my favourite beer, but pretty nice.
TWI wrote:Why is Coopers so expensive in New Zealand?
Everything's expensive in New Zealand except VB.
TWI wrote:Why are Irish folk obsessed with creamy foam on beer? It's fucking awful.
Mostly because their local beverages like Guinness and Kilkenny are nitrogenated, not carbonated, and that's the way they're meant to pour out. When you're drinking a heavy stout like Guinness you want that creamy foam head.
TWI wrote:Do you find that Guinness tastes similar to a marmite sandwich microwaved for thirty seconds?
I've never had actual guinness, it tastes quite different over here to over there becasue they make a syrup of it and then reconstitute it in the destination country when exporting. The guinness we get here tastes like if beer was made out of instant coffee.
TWI wrote:Should Heineken buy a motorcycle?
I'm looking at gettingo ne, but it's down to the individual.
TWI wrote:Is it just me, or is it ironic that an outfit that make bulldozers (Caterpillar) have penned a sponsorship deal with the Super 15 team from Christchurch?
I guess you've got to pick your markets where you're going to get the most exposure...
ausmojo wrote:Why is my 15 month old son leading the work tipping comp ?
Obviously your work tipsters are terrible.
heineken wrote:Why do i have a pimple smack bang on the centre of my forehead?

Heineken wrote:Is it a pimple or a boil?
It's a boil. Think of the bile!
Heineken wrote:I hope it's not a melanoma!?
Good news, you have cancer! :)
Heineken wrote:What is your opinion on '5' Gum? Do you like it?
It's a much more realistic size stick to chew on. The Extra things are just tiny. I wish someone would sell gum in containers that withstood the rigours of being in my pocket though.
heineken wrote:The Pamphlet for the 'Australian Christian Democratic Party' came in the mail this morning, attempting to influence me to vote for them in the upcoming NSW State Election. The slogan on the front say 'VOTE 1 Christian Democratic Party, voting '2' will NOT Do. Why won't it do?
Because the freaks want to be in power.
Heineken wrote:What will it do if i vote it #1?
We all die in the fires of hell.
Heineken wrote:Do you think the CDP will provide 'Open Honest Government' if elected?
Only if god tells them to.
Joffa wrote:Do you watch reality TV, and if so, what is your favourite reality TV program?
Reality tv is an oxymoron. People change the second they realise they're on camera. I can't stand the idea. And whoever it was who stole George Orwell's term 'Big Brother' should die in a fire.
Heineken wrote:Superman, Batman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a gay bar....?
It's actually illegal for that much lycra to be in one room when it's not women doing calisthenics to a pop video.
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Joffa wrote:Is surfing a sport?
More so than swimming.
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Joffa wrote:Should we be expecting Godzilla sightings anytime soon?
Oprah Winfrey is in fact in hiding.
melbhearthammer wrote:Why am I so fucking poor?
Because you support Heart.
Bonkers wrote:what did i miss?
Everything.
Heineken wrote:I get the feeling Afro had hoped this had finally died. I think the rest of the forum was happy for it do do so.
No, I just kept forgetting to reply to everything.
Benjo wrote:Are you bi-winning?
I know a lot of chicks who are willing to make out with each other. I'm bi-curiously-winning.
Benjo wrote:Do you have tiger blood/adonis DNA?
Yeah, I keep it in this jar.

southern wrote:Are you relieved that they haven't mentioned Charlie Sheen much on the news in the last week?
It was growing tiresome. But he had to drop off the radar eventually. He'll do something ridiculous again in six months so everyone remembers who he is.