Hey lads, what the fuck is going on?

I've always wondered how people who are intoxicated manage to find this thread.

:lol:

Howwwwww the fuck are we ladies, gentlemen and Notor?

Get drunk and get friendly with a random chick ;)

See I would but I literally know noon here so don't think that's an option.

Whisper "Prepare your anus" into their ear

Start walking up behind people, lick your hand and stroke their neck or cheek.

Can someone do something entertaining please

This party is fucking terrible

It's a good way to kick things off. I don't mind a few over dinner. Went out for dinner Tuesday night and sunk a couple of bottles.

Waking up drunk is just a sign that your liver isn't up to the job ;)

Yeah it's great :cool:


11, that sounds perfect! $8 jugs should be a good time

It actually really helps to smooth over any complicated/awkward situations that you find yourself waking up into as well :lol:

It's great :lol:

It's a fucking awesome feeling :lol:

I think I'm still drunk from last night... Waking up drunk is happening more and more these days :lol:

I didn't see you as a wine drinker, Afro. :lol:

On the Ciders at the moment. Just polished off a bottle of Magners finest, about to tuck into as bottle of Bulmers Blackcurrent.

Yeah, I used to be hopeless with wines, but working in a wine bar you pick up a thing or two.

Ahh nice to know.

Yeah I am in no way a good wine drinker.

I wouldn't know shit from clay in regards to a good drop to a shit drop, but shit this goes down smooth and without the burn.

-PB

The Ned isn't bad. It's made just up the road from my grandparents property.

Unfortunately the whole "Marlborough Sav Blanc" thing has been done to death by vineyards like Oyster Bay and it's getting a little passe. There are some superb Chardonnay, Pinot Blanc and Pinot Noir vintages coming out of there at the moment.

Yeah this is a 2011 "The Ned".

Supposedly won best Sav in the World for 2012?

-PB

Get on the Marlborough Chardonays. They've been really good lately.

Gobblin' a suave Marlborough Sav Blanc atm, feelin' frisky.

-PB

What kind of bottle-O isn't open at 10am?

Just smashed a 6-pack of Heine's with a mate here at Uni. :lol:.

I show up to Uni, fully intending to start one of my assignments, have a quick coffee with him, than we decide, fuck it, let's grab some beers.

Walk down to the bottle-o...it's closed. Check out watched, it's only 10am. Oh dear. :(

Spent 30 minutes driving around Bankstown looking for a bottlo that was open. :lol:.

So sad, yet so amusing. Uni life. :lol:

Happened to a friend of mine :lol:

Not sure if reference to movie I haven't seen, or if this has happened.

Tequila is a sure-fire way of waking up in your bathroom clutching a traffic sign with no recollection of how you came across it or why you now have a tattoo which reads "Made in china" on your arse cheek.

Played the eurovision drinking game last night, good fun, but not enough to get drunk.

Watching cooking shows drunk is great too. Everything sounds like a sexual innuendo