its completely silent and youre in a cubicle next to another guy also trying to take a dump.


now you.
if i see anything on here that i see on facebook you suck.

a guy who has given your twin sister a hickey flirts with you.

you yell at someone for not replying to an important message.. a message that you never sent.

you walk past someone on the street and they let off the biggest fart.

when you pay out gold coast to jason culina on the world game

The awkward moment when you are playing monopoly and the girl doesn't chose the iron.

The awkward moment when a fat person is fishing for a compliment about not being fat.

Tsk tsk thats a facebook one ;)

The awkward moment when Jamie Coyne has the ball

The awkward moment when youre too school for cool.

The awkward moment when you don't win for 9 matches 8-[

The awkward moment when you realise Sydney FC is still worse than you.

Cough 3-0 southern3 cough

The awkward moment when your fkin your cat and the RSPCA ad comes on the tv

The awkward moment when you realise the 2 girls you like work together.

The awkward moment between when you rip a loud fart, and the lift door opens on your floor. Most awkward when there is only one person still left in the lift as the doors close.

...a conspiracy theorist lets rip with one of their crazy ideas and you start laughing only to realise they are serious...

...you've got your phone on vibrate and get a text just as you're hugging a guy.

when you're in a nightclub and don't recognise the person talking to you from your class or hostel etc.

when you send a suggestive message and you dont get a reply.

When your playing against Sydney and you loose

when a mate puts in months of spadework and finally starts seeing a girl, but doesn't know that he's getting your seconds after a fling in high school.

when you realise you don't have an awkward moment to talkabout...

when you realise your jokes about joffa not having a life hurt him because its true.

when someone says hello and you say good thanks.

bahahahha, hate this so much.

...you start singing loud along to a song and sing wrong words..

...you start singing loud along to a song and sing wrong words..

...when you post something that's already been said...

8-[

when you start talking to the person whose looking at you and you realise they dont want anything theyre just looking in your direction and they dont even realise you even tried to talk to them.

you swear in front of a teacher.

Has anyone ever actually had an accidental 'conversation' with someone whose actually talking on a headset or something? That'd be the worst fucking thing.

Had that a few times :lol: That look they give you when you say hey back to them...

So many times I can never remember the people I went to highschool with at the pub/club.

..an ugly chick invites you to a body shop party.

When someone steals a joke off facebook :lol:

All the time with my boss. Doesn't help that he is on the phone for 9/10 of the day and he has 2 different ear pieces for his 2 phones.

...When Joel Monaghan offers to mind your dog

=d>
Good laugh out of that one.

The awkward moment when you see afromanGT is online

:lol: :lol:

+1:lol: :lol: ,

'AfromanGT online'
Me: 'Oh no he's gonna pwn me in one clean swoop'

when you get in the car and the old man doesn't have any candy :/

When you realize you forgot to turn the stove off

When you're actually listening to Katy Perry's music during a film clip

What's wrong with that?

I'm normally ogling her tbh.

What isn't?

awkward is when you have your ipod volume maxed out in the gym and california gurls comes on and you dont realise everyonr can hear til halfway through the song.

The awkward moment when you scroll to the bottom of every page and realise "Spectator" is stalking you.

The awkward moment when one of your mates starts going to church.

The awkward moment when a girl from western Sydney ISN'T pregnant

...when your Chinese friend gets so drunk, she forgets to speak English.

...when someone tells a Lily Allen joke in front of a pregnant chick 8-[

The awkward moment when your having sex with a girl and her husband rings her on her mobile, happened to me today and i didn't know what to do

I thought you were a highschool kid?

lol If I were the husband I would tear your fucking head off. I would become possessed.

I dont think id ever wittingly do that to someone unless the guy was a real dick.

i wish, :lol: im 25

@bonkers we have known each other for years since we where like 13 and turns out we both liked each other back then and i guess she hasnt gotten over me, and to answer your next statement hey im single im not doing anything wrong

Edited by pimpsta: 11/11/2010 11:51:47 PM

ahahahahahaha. You think that gives you the right? Cause im she wanted to fuck you when she was 13 right. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Start moaning really loud...he'll just think it's one of her friends being a douche.

you wouldn't know but things where different back then, 13 year old kids wherent having sex unlike today, we never said we wanted to have sex back then, im a single guy shes an attractive girl im not doing anything wrong, im not forcing her to do anything

:oops:
My bad, would of been a more epic story if you where in high school.


On a side note, I disagree with bonkers.
If someones wife is going to cheat may as well be you who gets the benifits :d

I find it hard to believe but I have to agree with Bonkers on this one. Just because you're single doesn't mean you're not in the wrong. If you did it knowing she had a husband then you are just as in the wrong as she is. It's funny as hell :lol: but still not right.

Think of it this way, how would you feel if you were the husband :lol:

If only we could still make polls, this would be an interesting one.

but im not married nor taken so on my side of the plate i am fine, if she is going to cheat then its her problem, if its not with me it might be with someone else

The awkward moment when the thread turned into relationship counselling

The awkward moment when my morals are higher than somebody elses.

It's not your fault she's a slag?

nope, im not married to her, im a single guy, if i WAS married to her then it would be my problem but im not

One could argue that you have a moral obligation to not stick your dick in other peoples belongings. Do you go around drinking strangers coffees in the street too?

sometimes, if its a latte,

one would also argue that i am my own person and as such should look out for myself and not have to worry about a guys marriage that i don't even know, do you worry about people you dont even know?

cant you see that youre fucking some guys wife? do you know what marriage is? why would you want to be part of ruining something like that?

people ruins peoples lives everyday, dealers sell drugs, bartenders sell alcohol, shopkeeps sell ciggies, im the most important person in my life atm so im goin to worry about me first and not some guy ive never met, if the girl want to cheat then its her choice, no one is forcing her

Dude youre 25. Youre above the sort of shit id say when I was a douchebag 16yo.

I hope that when you find a girl special enough to spend 30 grand on a wedding on, and pledge to spend he rest of your life with her, some guy comes along and fucks her because like lol hes like totally like his own man bro nomsayin?

Should I be worried by how much I find myself agreeing with Bonkers :lol:

I'm mostly playing the devil's advocate here. But every action has a reaction. You don't know something like that is going to not cause problems for you. It becomes your problem if he comes through your door and beats your head in with a baseball bat.

yep i agree if it was a random guy who fuked my wife then i woudlnt be angry with him i would be angry with her, i dont understand how guys can be angry at the other guy for doing it when its the girls fault

If you were married and some random guy fucked your wife, as if you wouldn't go and kick his head in.

Empathy would get you a long way Pimpsta. You're so much of a douche right now you're making Bonkers look mature.

well that is the 'man-ly' thing to do but in hindsight its the females fault for being a slag in the first place,

Awesome maybe one day with a little practice i can get to your douche level, fingers crossed

:shock:

Yes, but it takes two to tango. It's not like she raped you.

No it's not just the manly thing to do it's the right thing to do. Are you seriously saying the guy would not be at fault at all.

For what exactly? is it the mans job to look after another mans marriage?

No but he has an obligation to respect it.

Jesus Christ.

The thing I don't get is if we were talking about a woman sleeping with a married man she'd instantly be labelled a slag but if a guy does it it's not his problem :lol:

I'd lay a supermodel, regardless if she was married or not — anything else isn't worth the hassle, if the woman is prepared to hook up with another man, the marriage is probably already on the rocks.

:cool:

Keys/locks metaphor doesn't apply to marriage?

The thing is, the ring isn't just there for ornimental value, it's symbolic of "Hands the fuck off yo!"

God knows what I would do if someone slept with my wife. Id probably firebomb the guys house. Extinguish it. Drag out the corpse. Hack it to bits. Send the most gruesome parts to his mother.

Edited by bonkers: 12/11/2010 01:29:01 AM

Yes, but you have anger management issues.

I prefer 'psychotic tendancies'. People seem to keep there mouths closed when you say that instead.

That's because people are gulible and dont' see through your little fascade.

fixed for reality

Edited by raspberryticklebear: 12/11/2010 08:39:16 AM

Pimpsta certainly gave this thread some life.

I have a mate who was sleeping with a guy's wife the night the married couple got back from their honeymoon. But the Husband was a massive cockbag and they got divorced less than 12 months later, so I feel no sympathy toward the guy.

If someone slept with my wife I'd cut off his thumbs and big toes with bolt-cutters then quartarize the wounds with a butane torch, then pour metholayted spirits over the affected areas (purely for sterilization purposes)

I'm glad pimpsta is accurately representing Sydney FC fans...

Honestly though, if you can't take responsibility for where your dick goes, that karma is going to come back to bite you. It always does. So enjoy your future wife cheating on you! :D

I've learned a lot today

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hippie or anything, but Karma always sorts taht kind of shit out.

The awkward moment when you realise in hindsight that when you called your wife it kinda sounded like she was being boned

That awkward moment when you realise that "lose" is apparently a difficult word to spell correctly.

Pimpsta mate, you have a moral and ethical obligation to respect the vows that she made even if she is unable to do so. By ignoring the fact that she made a commitment to enter into a monogomous relationship with her husband for the duration of her married life does not make you right and does not absolve you of guilt. You are in the wrong, an easy way to tell is that you have to justify your position. When you are doing right you do not need to justify your actions.

Yeah I'm not a hippie either, I just get baked a lot. :lol:

The awkward moment when someone describes and awkward moment and it in fact isn't awkward at all

The awkward moment when Ted is in a relationship.

the awkward moment when barney does not check out the girls boobs.

Definitely with pimpsta on this one.

People have free will. Pimpsta is not in the wrong of enjoying himself if he isn't hurting anybody. Anything the husband doesn't know, can't hurt him, and there are obviously relationship issues between the husband and wife anyway, so she is just escaping from them anyway.

The universe is 14 billion years old and most of us won't even reach 100. Who honestly cares who's dick goes where, as long as everybody is happy.

Clearly everyone wont be happy when it all comes out.

Im honestly quite fucking bemused as to how your post has justified anything. Youre defending a bullshit point of view with some bullshit reasoning. bullshit + bullshit = equals one larger pile of shit.

the sad reality is that wedding vows have lost their value nowdays.

there are many women out there who dont care if they ruin a marriage and just want to screw the next guy there.

men will always be men and have urges and their dick will always guide them the wrong way.

having said that, once a couple is married, it should be the responsibility of both the wife and husband to make sure the marriage works. "Till Death Do Us Part" has lost its meaning nowdays. couples will have an arguement over some small shit and immediately get divorced and stuff. divorces are so easy its ridiculous.

if i caught a man sleeping with my wife, i would probably knock his head in. however, my wife would not be exempt to blame. i would never hit her or anything like that, but i dont think i would be able to stand by her until a resolve is reached.

i cant help but be bemused by Draupnir. How can he justify having an affair. marriage is not a silly game. its a life long committment. you have to deal with the ups and downs as a couple and not just run to some random guy or girl for a sex relief.

A bloke I used to work for had a massive argument with his ex-wife and was fuming and wanted to hit her but took the next best alternative.......picked up a fresh dog turd and threw it in her face. That's how you deal with that sort of thing.

where do you find this shit?