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Nico
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When a waiter says enjoy your food, and you say, "you too".
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Funky Munky
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Nico wrote:When a waiter says enjoy your food, and you say, "you too".
Did this twice today. Not to a waiter, but two seperate staff at the gym, within about 1 minute of each other.
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thewestisland
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The awkward moment when you're drinking but your parents aren't.
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afromanGT
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The awkward moment when you're having a toss and your ex-girlfriend walks in.
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Bonkers
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the awkward moment when you get a letter in the mail from a betting agency and no one knew youd signed up and found a new hobby..
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afromanGT
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Bonkers wrote:the awkward moment when you get a letter in the mail from a betting agency and no one knew youd signed up and found a new hobby.. You're an idiot for not checking the 'contact me by email' option when you signed up.
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Bonkers
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afromanGT wrote:Bonkers wrote:the awkward moment when you get a letter in the mail from a betting agency and no one knew youd signed up and found a new hobby.. You're an idiot for not checking the 'contact me by email' option when you signed up. holy fuck I hadnt even read the thing. They sent me a membership card, looks like a legit credit card. hahahahahahahaha. im reading it all now. ahahahaha
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Hawks
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afromanGT wrote:The awkward moment when you're having a toss and your ex-girlfriend walks in. Did she whisper huskily in your ear "Do you need a hand" According to some of the more adult films I've seen, I'm pretty sure that's how those scenarios pan out.
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afromanGT
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Hawks wrote:afromanGT wrote:The awkward moment when you're having a toss and your ex-girlfriend walks in. Did she whisper huskily in your ear "Do you need a hand" According to some of the more adult films I've seen, I'm pretty sure that's how those scenarios pan out. No, she asked me if we were out of peanut butter and walked out.
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Heineken
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afromanGT wrote:Hawks wrote:afromanGT wrote:The awkward moment when you're having a toss and your ex-girlfriend walks in. Did she whisper huskily in your ear "Do you need a hand" According to some of the more adult films I've seen, I'm pretty sure that's how those scenarios pan out. No, she asked me if we were out of peanut butter and walked out. Oh, kinky. :lol:
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
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buddha69
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When someone says hello and you say good thanks
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Bonkers
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why the fuck is she under your roof anyway?
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thewestisland
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Bonkers wrote:why the fuck is she under your roof anyway? what he said.
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thewestisland
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The awkward moment when Alex Brosque isn't mentioned by scouse as the worst person in the world.
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Felixx_17
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thewestisland wrote:The awkward moment when Alex Brosque/ Robbie Kruse/ Surat Sukha isn't mentioned by scouse as the worst person in the world. FIXED
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marconi101
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The awkward moment when you show up to an after party still wearing your suit
He was a man of specific quirks. He believed that all meals should be earned through physical effort. He also contended, zealously like a drunk with a political point, that the third dimension would not be possible if it werent for the existence of water.
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buddha69 wrote:When someone says hello and you say good thanks when someone posts your awkward moment again... :-"
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afromanGT
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thewestisland wrote:Bonkers wrote:why the fuck is she under your roof anyway? what he said. We're still on good terms. We broke up because she moved to Adelaide (poor girl), she's back in melbourne and we still talk. Quote:When someone says hello and you say good thanks Mary Coustas :lol:
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Hawks
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Bonkers
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tl;dr
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Jdz
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When you ask "how are you" just after they asked you it.
And saying "enjoy your day" when its night time.
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Bonkers
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Can be overcome by avoiding the use of manners.
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afromanGT
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Bonkers wrote:Can be overcome by avoiding the use of manners. Or simply not giving a shit.
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avy1990
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The awkward moment when you see a typo as your message is being sent. 'Come over for a sex' is awkward.
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MidfieldMaestro
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Jdz wrote:When you ask "how are you" just after they asked you it. :lol: :lol: +1. When the customer is in a hurry and you say 'have a nice day', but they thought you asked 'would you like a bag' and they say 'no thanks.' When you are putting through a credit card transaction and look at the guy's card and his surname is 'Cake.'
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afromanGT
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Quote:When you are putting through a credit card transaction and look at the guy's card and his surname is 'Cake.' I've had Signature Club (crowns loyalty program) cards with Fuk Mi and Fuk Wang on them.
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leftrightout
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My Dad: "So whens the baby due?"
Lady: "I'm not pregnant"
*awkward pause*
My Dad: Oh errr... somebody told me you were expecting...?? is that an open bar, I'll just slip away now...
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Bonkers
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The awkward moment when the female doctor pinches the back of your ballsack with her cold hands, no gloves.
The awkward moment dropping your pants in the doctors office.
Then theres the awkward moment when the milf doctor starts fumbling around with your knob.
It plays out much better in the pr0ns. :(
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afromanGT
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Kudos to her for keeping a straight face at the size of your wang.
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Bonkers
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afromanGT wrote:Kudos to her for keeping a straight face at the size of your wang. She told me it was "perfect". I didnt ask or anything but I lold and that was awkward.
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