the awkward moment when your cousin's boyfriend supports Southampton

This is true. But I doubt he would be wearing the City logo, ever. :p

he sounds like a top bloke

The awkward moment when Charlie Sheen chokes one of your bitches.

The awkward moment when your pimp hand aint strong

Edited by pimpsta: 24/11/2010 09:27:21 AM

the awkward moment when you wake up and find there is no breakfast on the table.

that aint awkward that shit is cause for war, that's why north and south Korea are at it now

The awkward moment when your school is secular and go to a camp that's usually Christian and another school there pulls out their bibles...

Ooo I'd have so much fun with that:lol:

Perfect time as any to get a Séance going:lol:

:lol: Me and my mate walked past them and burst out laughing. They were like in year 8 or something though so we couldn't do much.

The awkward moment when you dump a girl a car park at 1 am and when you go to take her home (which is 5 min away) the gate for the car park is locked and you're stuck with her, and she is crying!

(True story, one of the worst nights of my life!)

Edited by Davstar: 24/11/2010 05:20:30 PM

The awkward moment when ur gf catches u taking a bat over her mum....

The awkward moment when you take 10 mins getting changed/going to the toilet and the same hobo is standing outside but this time he looks at you weirdly cause you took 10mins in there. He probably thought I was injecting something and not sharing.

The awkward moment where youre on public transport and you cant really look anywhere except at the people around you who you dont want to think youre a weird perverted cunts so you try to find a window you can stare out or a sign you can read over and over and over (FML).

The awkward moment when you go back on facebook for the first time in 1 and a half months and the layout's changed. And my mate from another school dumped his gf and got a another one.

the awkward moment when you find out the hottest girl you went to school with, has a child to the biggest hillybilly fucktard moron in the town.

+1. When you catch up with a friend from school for the first time since she left my school (around 16 or so, the lack of facebook combined with losing her number meant I never caught up for ages) and learning that she has a kid with her second on the way. She's the same age as me. I'm 19.

The awkward moment when you live in a house on the Central Coast

Ummm......ok....



:lol: :lol:

The awkward moment when you feel sorry for the mariners supporters cos there is only about 5 of them.

...when you have the standard Nokia ringtone and it goes off in a public place.

That awkward moment when the girl you slept with in highschool announces to the entire of facebook that she's pregnant...at the ripe old age of 19.

The awkward moment when a police car pulls up becide you and you have a baseball bat concealed in your sleeve.

The awkward moment when a spectator is browsing the 'Who's Hot' thread.

The awkward moment when your grab your sock thats lying on the floor and a red back goes flying out!

The awkward moment when I see someone who looks like my sister/cousin from behind, doin something they're not supposed/allowed to do, I go up to them, I tap their back, and when I start chucking a spaz at them, my 'sister/cousin' turns around to reveal that it's not my sister/cousin, but a random member of the public

Sorry but RTB it sounds like your saying your sister and cosin is one person :S

Saw this yesterday. Paused my ipod so I could lol at the guys apology.

Yeah sorry, I meant either my sister or cousin

Edited by raspberryticklebear: 26/11/2010 09:40:23 PM

The awkward moment when you see your teacher in Newtown and her friend bluntly hits on you.

the awkward moment when you see that wanker who deleted you on facebook and he calls you a dickhead and you lol cause you still have no idea what you did.

When your friend has bigger boobs than his girlfriend.