The awkward moment when you wake up to two of your brothers girlfriends friends sitting in your room.

Woman discovers condom in can of tomatoes

It's the fear of many who buy pre-packaged food - finding something gross in it.

For a woman in Brazil, that fear became reality when she ate a dish of savoury meatballs with tomato sauce only to discover a condom in the tomato can.

According to the Globo news website, US$5000 (NZ$5745) will be awarded in damages.

The southern state of Rio Grande do Sul fined the tomato sauce maker the amount for "moral damages".

Judge Joao Gilberto Marroni Vitola said in his ruling that the experience had "profoundly disgusted the family".

The tomato sauce company claimed that its entire production and packaging process was automated.

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Man attempts self-surgery with butter knife

A US man stuck a butter knife into his belly in a failed bid at self-surgery to remove a painful hernia, police have said.

The wife of the 63-year-old Southern California man called 911 on Sunday night (Monday, NZ time) and told the emergency operator her husband was using a knife to remove a protruding hernia, Sergeant Tom Lorenz said.

"She said he had impaled himself with a knife," Lorenz said.

Officers found the man naked on a patio lounge chair outside his apartment with a 15cm butter knife sticking out of his stomach.

The man's wife told officers that her husband was upset about the hernia and wanted to take it out.

While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.

"What he was thinking, I don't know. I don't know if he was cauterising it (the wound)," Lorenz said.

The man wasn't screaming or showing any signs of pain, the sergeant said.

Based on his actions and statements from the wife, Lorenz said the man was placed on psychiatric hold and taken to Los Angeles County-USC Medical Centre.

Because he's on psychiatric hold for up to 72 hours under the state Welfare and Institutions Code, Lorenz said the man's name and condition cannot be released.

"You just never know what to expect," said Lorenz, who has been on the police force for 29 years. "I've seen self-mutilation, but not a manoeuvre like this."

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The awkward moment when you only have a butter knife

What's wrong with that? I'm actually actively setting up my mate with my cousin in Brisbane while we're on an away trip for NYE lmao

The awkward moment when you walk into the kitchen/lounge room to get your water bottle before bed and find your dad going down on his girlfriend :?

The awkward moment when you walk into the kitchen/lounge room to get your water bottle before bed and find your dad going down on his girlfriend :?

The awkward moment when you walk into the kitchen/lounge room to get your water bottle before bed and find your dad going down on his girlfriend :?

TAMW your sister wants you to set her up with this guy who you actually also happen to like quite a lot :lol:

TAMW: The new girl housemate walks to the hallway and joking gives me a death stare.. I return the favour and look away, as she walks into the bathroom and I yell out.. 'Im watching you!' which was bad timing.

TAMW: you shake another guy's hand and it's either limp or they have hands like a chick.

TAMW you misread the Headline "Clinton seeks Afghan talks" as "Clint Bolton seeks Afghan talks"

TAMW My 31 year old brother who still lives with my parents just told me he thought my parents were out of the house, he took a one night stand home, put a sock on the bedroom door and in the heat of the moment... in walks Dad. :lol:

:lol: he walked in pretty obviously i presume?