Wont somebody please think of the children?

When did you first discover you were gay?
5 forumers you'd invite to dinner?
Favorite gay icons, if any?

Brendan Gan or Kofi Danning?

Shotgun after Maxii

I can see the fuck one, marry one, kill one question consisting of luscious women. I'll put forward Maria Sharapova, if someone else wants to fill the gaps.

Me next

i think if we're doing hot chicks they all need different hair colour, and should require reasons as to why... Mel Mclaughlan

but does westisland know?

For the above question, I'll submit Hayley Williams.

I know, and I most certainly concur.

i think i put a shotgun in a while back

my questons.

If you were given a box seat by Sepp Blatter to sit in the same box for the 2022 world cup final, would you go?
Red or Pink?
What would you do if Shannon Cole joined the Victory?
Shannon Cole comes out and says hes gay?
What colour is your ceiling?
Why do cats purr?

S_F, how many guys have you slept with?

While Gay Marriage may never be a reality, would you accept 'civil union' as a positive step for gay rights? Or do you see this as a cop-out substitute for marriage, especially given that this wouldn't be recognised in many countries regardless?

Do you support a homosexual couples' right to adopt a baby, despite the obvious awkward questions that child will raise when growing up, such as "Why don't I have a mummy?" (or daddy as the case may be).

What is your favourite word?

Is it difficult coming up with a different Sepp Blatter question every round:lol: ;)

whats your favourite sentance?

You cuñt spell?

hahahah...yes, quite. youll have to do one for me when its my turn.

Do I get a Fuck, Marry, Kill one but with men?

A loooot of questions so I'll answer them tomorrow :)

Edited by socceroos_fan: 2/1/2011 11:25:49 PM

Winston Churchill, Albert Schweitzer and Bill Gates. Ok, go!

I've got one with women,

Shannon Cole's partner, *Insert name*'s partner, *Insert name*'s partner

Don't know who else you find attractive so choose two other straight guys to go in the empty slots :lol:

Few more questions? :)

Why do you play for the Menai Hawks?
Why is Menai such a dump?
The worst Sydney F.C Player of all time?
Terry Butcher or John Kosmina as coach?
Do you think Gianfranco Zola would coach Sydney fc?

Would you go Vladimir Putin?

Describe Shannon Cole in a passionate summary
Who(woman) would you turn straight for?
If S.Cole switched teams, would you switch also?


Edited by raspberryticklebear: 3/1/2011 05:03:51 PM

If you were born a girl, would you still like men? Or do you think you'd be a lesbian?

Are you sick of the questions of a gay nature?
If you had one super-power what would it be and why?
Who would you put money on, in a fight between Jesus with a Samurai Sword v's Yoda with a light-saber?

Was just thinking that

IF you could be anyone for a day, who would it be?

About Me:


Forum name?
socceroos_fan

Age?
17

Location?
Sydney

TWG Refugee or 442 Citizen?
442 Citizen

Jersey Number and why?
12. Shannon Cole of course <3 Or 7, I used to love that as a kid for some reason.

Occupation?
Student

What’s your postage like?
I go through spurts of posting and not posting on here these days. I’ve been posting a fair bit recently though, but only in ET.

At what point did you realise you weren't going to make it as a professional footballer? Can you tell us a little about your amateur football career or any other sporting career?
When I started playing under 9’s and stood there talking to my best friend in defence the entire game. I have played since I was 9 and every year since, usually in the lowest possible grade. I play anywhere except keeper and are usually in the middle of the park. Missed out most of last season though due to ligament damage in my ankle 

Where are the burgers better?
Subway..

Tasty Beverage?
Coke, Smirnoff Double Black, Vodka.

FM, FIFA or PES?
FM or FIFA. Never got into PES and aren’t into any atm D:

Who do you go to the football with?
Usually parents but they've stopped going so probably by myself soon :P

Sydney FC:

Favourite Sydney FC player?
Shannon Cole, Alex Brosque.

Currently?
Shannon Cole

Greatest Sydney FC game?
Sydney 3-0 Melbourne
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Favourite Sydney FC memory?
Sydney FC 5-4 Central Coast
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And
Sydney FC 09/10 Grand Final <3
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Worst Sydney FC memory?
Sydney FC 2-3 Melbourne Victory, after being up 2-0 inside 10 minutes :/

Funniest Sydney FC memory?
That miss…Now that I look back on it :P And the CLANG from Muscat <3

Favourtie Sydney FC goal?
Shannon’s first <3
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The Away Game?
I love going to away games, only been to Melbourne though, but Central Coast coming up/
And we’re shit fuck away atm. So not particularly keen but ah well.

Active Support or the silent tactical analyst?
Silent tactical analyst

UK or European Terrace Culture?
UK

Favourite Chant?
S-Y-D-N-E-Y I AM SYDNEY TILL I DIE WITH A KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACK GIVE A DOG A BONE, MELBOURNE CUNTS JUST FUCK OFF HOME.
I think that’s right :P

Other:


Favourite non Sydney FC player?
Tommy Oar

Favourite other clubs?
Manchester United, Everton, any club with Aussies really

The club you hate but secretly admire?
Melbourne Victory.

Club or Country?
Country defs.

Other hobbies/sports/interests?
Music, reading, chilling, shopping.

Ideal man?
Francisco Lachowski.

Where would you take a man on a first date?
Not the movies, that is pointless. Walk and dinner somewhere.

If you could be anybody else for a day, who would you be?
Shannon Cole’s partner ;)

What Film/TV/Cartoon character are you most like, not who you want to be but best representation?
Hmmmm…Jal from Skins.

The rest:

I'd go him. He's actually kind of really cute :)


Hayley Williams.


It would have to match the colour of the person's skin (not black on a white man, I've seen it), and have a good shaped head thing. The best length would probably be around 8-10 inches and it should be soft and nice to play with when flacid. I prefer them circumsised, the foreskin on it makes it look weird. The surrounding hair should not be like a rainforest, but trimmed or shaven and the penis should easily be able to be inserted into an anus.

Penises don't turn me on as much as you would think so that was hard and annoying to write D:


Well my twin sister has actually offered to be my partner's surrogate in the future. That way it has a bit of Bova in it and my partners genes :) But I would consider it with other people to, but that is the best offer my sister has ever given me, I love her for it. I'm not expecting her to live up to it, but if she does, that's the best option.
And I'll tell you when it happens. A lil weird if it's my twin sister...Probably.


Before I answer this, fuck you. Honestly FUCK YOU 'till you bleed. :P
Fuuuuuck.
1. Pedj.
2. wdaJEIFneaifnaewonfasenfasodjnfdasjgndasljgnaldngfl Tommy Oar.
3. Dean Bouzanis.
4. Max Brick.
5. All of the above, fucking waaaay too much hotness there to not, even for Shannon.


I'll agree he was mega overrated after that. But he has been played in the wrong position too long so he's gotten better at that, which isn't all that great, and lost his touch in his preferred position until he plays there more! But he has hit some preeeetty sweet FK's/goals.


You calling me a pedophile? Homophobic cunt is what you are!


It wasn't really a moment so I can't exactly pinpoint it (Line from my speech) but it was a gradual process. I knew I liked guys around year 5/6, I just didn't know it meant I was gay if that makes sense. That would have hit me in year 7 I reckon.


DT, 11.mvfc.11, Fredsta, Avy, Cbowden. That was hard btw.

Matthew Mitcham, Ricky Martin.


Brendan Gan.


Fuck yes. Just bitch slap him after it :P


Red.


I'd hate him as a player, admire him as a look, fuck :)


*Jizzes* *Jumps on train to their training the next day and humps him like fucking anything then he likes and takes me back to his for sexy time and a long lasting relationship*


White.


None.


I would see it as pointless. It'd be a step, but a shit pointless one. Just go all the way, the idea that Marriage is a Christian thing is bollocks. It was in place waaaay before Christianity. Just give it to us ffs. Kthnxbai.


Of course I do. Those questions should be answered via "Because you just have two dads". Simpley.


wut


Insert pussy related pun.


"Laser-like crossing accuracy from both feet and a penchant for cracking set-pieces (he hit the bar twice) caught my eye. It was Shannon Cole." That's two but eh.


Ew. Kill Winston, Fuck Albert, Marry Bill for the money.


Women? Does not compute.


Because they're my local club and I have played with them for almost 10 years now. Friends play in the team and mum has put so much into the club lately.


Because a little houseo faggot started breeding and produced lads which infested the entire suburb.


Zdrillic.


Kossie.


Would? Probably not. Should? Fuck yeh.


Nah, but if I could fuck him to get to a hot son of his then for sure 


Shannon Cole is God. He transcends all. The way his eyes focus on the ball when he is ready to take a free kick is mesmerizing. His funny, down to earth attitude makes me melt and his cute little smile makes me jizz everytime. His thighs are perfectly formed and his face is just ugh. His nose, his eyes, his mouth, mmmmmm. I just want to hold him forever. He needs a haircut though. I can’t really put it into words that reflect his pure hotness and awesomeness.


Answered up top.


No.


I think I’d still like men. I sometimes wish I was a girl because they have so much more fashion and it’s not weird for them to be with a guy as much. But then I like being a man because I love having a penis and being a man. Man on man love is so hot :P I can’t fathom being anywhere near a pussy D:
Icky as.


Eh not really. I was expecting them all :P


Probably to be invisible, like Simon from Misfits. Because I could perve on whoever I wanted, go wherever I wanted etc. Though flying would be pretty mad, same with teleporting. :-k


Probably Jesus with a Samurai Sword. Cause he can do all kinds of shit apparently. But I’d like Yoda to win so I can shove it in Christian’s faces.


Answered above.

:)

The best read of the year (incl 2010)! I lol'd so many times!



Yes!!!!!



I'd be honoured



Pure gold! Couldn't stop laughing!!!

Edited by cbowden9000: 3/1/2011 07:41:43 PM

:lol: I knew your one would be interesting, and pretty much all gay / Shannon Cole related!

Edited by KiwiChick1: 3/1/2011 07:46:39 PM

I'm offended :P

Just a follow up question here, I'm not looking to start an argument or whatever, I'm just curious for you to elaborate more.

You were worried about the repercussions of coming out of the closet with your friends because kids can be harsh, and that's...well, reality. Some people would ask whether kids can deal with an environment that's so significantly different to the status quo? And whether they're going to be able to handle potentially being the butt of jokes?