Europa League, you're having a laugh!

could always make jewish jokes

A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.

"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.

You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.

A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."

The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"

"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.

The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."

No, I just think we're better than 'Pool. I'd like to see how you can say otherwise ;)

No, I just think we're better than 'Pool. I'd like to see how you can say otherwise ;)

Typical Liverpool fan, living in the past ;)

Typical Liverpool fan, living in the past ;)

oh but Spurs are obviously the best team in the world because they came 4th... you may sneer at the Europa League but you could be back there pretty quick

Oh but they beat Rafael Benitez's Inter...

Oh but they beat Inter...

They also lost to West Ham :-"

Don't forget Wigan.

And Bolton :-"

And Bolton :-"

Yeah, they weren't in the relegation zone...

No but you lost to Wolves who are bottom of the table ;)

I don't really care about the EPL but Redknapp is a homewrecker. He'll be gone in five years with your team in the same state as Portsmouth.

Edited by thewestisland: 4/1/2011 07:33:07 AM

I like this very much. Redknapp although bringing us a FA Cup spent well beyond his means and it is showing now with the club in dire financial straits just what he did.

Maybe some questions please? :)

Edited by buddha69: 4/1/2011 08:27:08 AM

All that needs to be said is;

Tottenham Hotspur FC 2
Liverpool 1

I never argued that we're the best team in the world, because we aren't. We aren't even the best team in England. I was just saying that we're better than Liverpool, and the above result proves just that.

Going by your logic West Ham and Wigan are better than Sp*rs.

All that needs to be said is;

Tottenham Hotspur FC 2
Liverpool 1

I never argued that we're the best team in the world, because we aren't. We aren't even the best team in England. I was just saying that we're better than Liverpool, and the above result proves just that.