This was posted on the BDP by DavoDog nearly 4 years ago :
"I found this on one of my old back-up devices the other day lol. Lots of memories from the original BDP..
The Bulldogs Debate Page
If you are a Bulldogs fanatic then this place is all the rage
To show you love the Bulldogs go to the Bulldogs Debate page
It isn’t all that hard to find, its open day and night
Just log on to the net and go to the rleague Bulldogs site
Its there you’ll find some family, maybe a friend or two
But never talk about the team who wears red, white, and blue
When it comes to Bulldogs rugby league where as passionate as they come
When it comes to Bulldogs rugby league where more fanatical than some
Everything that’s Bulldogs, its never hard to find
All the posters on here always speak their mind
Some post every now and then, others all the time
To post about the opposition constitutes a crime
For most of us to post on here is our lifeline for the day
To hear about the Bulldogs and to finally have our say
There are so many different characters, its hard to name just one
So let me introduce them to you. Its time to start the fun
Lets start with the executioner, the one we call JamesS
Many over eager posters have put his axe to the test
He sits upon the Board of Control, he decides who has to go
Everybody knows that James is a director of the show
When he gets the bit between his teeth he can get rather weary
But MattO loves to espouse his old NRL conspiracy theory
Finch is crap, Harrigan’s a cheat, and what about so and so
But the one we hear continuously is that “Gallop has to go”
Fender loves an argument but he calls it a debate
But when he gets too technical then it really starts to grate
He seems to know a lot of stuff, he likes to post the facts
He loves to be subjected to a vicious Smack attack
The Skipper is a debate page legend as if you didn’t know it
He’s talented and humorous and a potentially great poet
Occasionally he will post seriously, but mostly it’s in jest
If you want someone to make you laugh then the Skipper is the best (give myself a wrap)
IanC, the expat Pom, he loves his Chelsea team
Bulldogs and Chelsea in 04 was beyond his wildest dream
Quick with an opinion and a wit sharp as a knife
Since he made the move to good old Oz, the Bulldogs are his life
The biggest Bulldogs fan of all, or so you will hear him say
When Smack gets in one of his moods you best just keep away
He will argue til he’s blue in the face, take on the Bulldogs throng
But just like Fonzie in Happy Days, he can’t admit he’s wrong
This man is an enigma, I talk of TAFKA the Tripper
The page becomes hilarious when he goes head to head with Skipper
Multiple personalities, he will reply to his own posts
“Poster of the year award is mine”, he always boasts
Brisdog is a part time punter, he will give a successful tip
From a colt that’s got potential, to a gelding that’s had the snip
Stride up to the window and present your TAB docket
Walk away with stacks of cash lining your hip pocket
Dino is a Bulldogs fan who travels far and wide
It doesn’t matter where they play he’s always by their side
From the Gold Coast down to Suncorp and even Olympic Park
He’s travelled more kilometres than Noah and his ark
Annav1 is a female fan, she’s the Superannuation queen
On here she is a regular, but in real life she’s not been seen
Her profile pic of Adriana Lima, I wish it was there still
Instead we have to look at all her pictures of Sonny Bill
Blue Noonz comes on in the evening, the queen of the nightshift
Whenever she is stressed from exams she comes on for a lift
Assignments and exams for her, at times it seems too many
But the thing that gets her through it all are her nightly dreams of Reni
His family is literally on this page, I talk of Joe Superstar
To find out what his sister posts, he doesn’t have to travel far
He posts about the Bulldogs and sometimes wrestling gets a start
His favourite wrestler of all time is Brett the Hitman Hart
Speaking of the Hitman he is our legal reference point
But he’s not the only legal eagle in the Bulldogs debate page joint
He loves it when the Bulldogs win and is accepting of a failure
But lets not get him started on the merits of Kris Kahler
One of the young mothers on the page is the lovely HelenP
She’d have us all around for dinner, to try her greek souvlaki
Just like many on this page, her home country is Greece
When a fight breaks out upon the page, she’s always making peace
Darrenb is the resident bouncer, at pubs he keeps drunks out
He knows every single upcoming player, he’s the debate page talent scout
He’ll post early in the morning when he’s finished his nightly shift
And regal us with stories of how he had to go the biff
Rox is in the medical profession, she will always speak her mind
A champion wordsmith of repute, her words aren’t always kind
She used to be much more relaxed, sometimes gentle as a pup
It doesn’t take a lot these days to get her fired up
And then of course there’s dk, who doesn’t mind a bet
Whenever the Bulldogs lose a game, he’s pissed off and upset
A passionate supporter, on here he is one of many
He’s backed the Dogs to win the comp right down to his last penny
Now Peter Bulldog, I know him well. He is a Rugby League tragic
He loves to watch all three grades and see the Bulldogs magic
If you want to know who’s coming through and who’s our next young gun
Have a chat to Peter Bulldog and he will tell you who’s the one
He banned himself for a short time when he copped abuse for a joke
But everybody wanted him back because Betcha’s a top notch bloke
His health may not be at its best, he is gracefully getting old
But the night shift all love Betcha coz he has a heart of gold
The big redhead from Newcastle, the man we know as Woods
When it comes to music and concerts, this guy has the goods
His wife’s a mad keen Knights supporter, they attend a lot of games
I bet Woods has a quiet chuckle when the Knights go down in flames
Then we come to Nathan B who is a tennis fan
When it comes to talking tennis, Roger Federer is his man
If memory serves me correctly, then menacer is his mate
A regular who logs on to the page for some intuitive Bulldogs debate
Controversial describes this bloke, he love to have his go
The King of the Conspiracy theory is the poster known as MoH
And what about our mate Penster, she is a liverpool fan
She hit the roof while jumping for joy, when Houllier got canned
There’s so many more posters to mention like cravoula and Kylie C
To StuMac and Traces of Nuts to the deadpan Iamatree
But wait, there’s more like Lonhro, Shifty and AdamE
Old Dog and Dog-Sothoth and the magazine man pauld
Zef has been here a long time and so has the poster known as MB
Sonny Boy, and Zapo, Brad and Dano and Long term Doggie
What about the day five eight picked McIlwain to be the last to score
We are all now used to JL stating. “opposition by four”
Just how many posters are there, the list gets bigger and bigger
Scojo, JK, canus, Colts Dog, and the new boy named agrippa
Notorious Norton the lunatic, the poster spirit of kingsbury
ToddH, Lauren, pj, ams, and the rubber chook of Joebee
Many posters have come and gone, there are new ones everyday
But we all have one thing in common, we love to watch the Bulldogs play
We all share our opinions, and no topic is taboo
From 9/11 and religion, to the latest signing coup
Its amazing how big of a part this page plays in my life
To me it’s a bigger commitment than trying to find a wife
When you meet the creators of this page, don’t just stand and cheer
Just sit down at the Novotel and shout them all a beer."