Listening to it last night ,the AFL commission and Andrew d seemed to dodge some questions put forward by some journo's . It's deserved yes but acting on a interim report feels iffy to me

It's only an "interim" report because they might add to it. Not much will change from the current report. The AFL have to get this over with now and stop it from hanging over the finals series waiting for ASADA to release their final report.

Yeah the report is finished, it's only interim because things could change if they talk to Dank

And that's about as likely as Melbourne winning a flag in the next decade.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Ugh.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Why couldn't we just get thrashed. I'd feel slightly less worse. Please Carlton, go win so I don't care as much.

Even Brad Scott would look at our collapse in awe

You know what. Thank fuck we lost :lol:. If I'd had two hours of hope, only for carlton to come back like that, I think i'd have been even more crushed.

Well...dead rubber for North tomorrow as well then.

With the H&A season now complete, we can compare season 2013 to 2012.

Aggregate attendance for 2013: 6,369,336 (up 130,460 on 2012)
Average attendance for 2013: 32,168 (2012: 31,509)

Club by club comparison:

Attendances by stadium:

Attendances by state

Highest and lowest for season 2013:

So it's the average ups and downs of any club of any sport after losing or winning.

that's usually the way

I'm so glad this date reaffirmed this for me.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/popular-dwarf-entertainer-blake-johnston-claims-he-was-set-alight-during-an-afl-mad-monday-celebration/story-fni0fiyv-1226709338729

Can someone explain to me why Dank doesn't/isn't talking?

"Popular dwarf entertainer" - now there's a phrase you don't hear every day.

Why would he incriminate himself?

Dwarfgate! :lol:

How could anyone keep a straight face after hearing that. Long live mad Monday

If this has taught me anything it's the fact that it's possible to hire a dwarve for entertainment. Will be thoroughly investigating doing so for any future parties I may hold.

I worked a party once where all the waiters were midgets. It was pretty surreal.

Would have thought it would be more inconvenient than anything.

:lol: This.

I've never had time for Demetriou but I love his reaction to it, who could blame the man?

Definitely makes it hard for them to get through the crowd with plates of food :lol: But everyone feels really tall :lol:

"Entree Sir?"

"I can't even reach it ya dwarve cunt"

"That's no reason to set me on fire Mr Milne"

Rofl