Wrong poster dude.

Dr Colin take a fucking bow :LOOOOOOL:

Come on Mack its still useful advice

Apologies

I blame auto correct.

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE BUILDING?

-PB

Possibly

Come to Sydney and we'll go Teen Spirit at Q bar... It's an all 90s night :lol:

Solely 90s or is there any room for some early 2000s pop?

You're a monster.

Mate when Superstar by Jamelia comes on I challenge anyone not to get excited.

I challenge you to not want to set fire to your ears when Uptown Girl comes on

I move that this thread be officially renamed "Dr Colin's thread of love and lust".

I second this movement.

Dear EG,

Thank you for your support.

I am flattered by your suggestion but I am a very busy man as you would possibly assume. I am not sure I would have enough spare time to perform diagnosis's and offer suggestions to fellow board members on their relationship problems or concerns.

If I am unable to dedicate the correct amount of time to each person, it could potentially have a disastrous result.

To site an example, a few years ago, I was hosting a show on a local radio station, a young caller called up asking some advice on how he could get to first base with his new girlfriend. To cut a long story short, the next day, the caller was rushed to hospital with a rolling pin firmly implanted in his bottom and his hand glued to a cucumber, since that day, I have decided to actually listen and understand my clients needs and provide them with a strategy to achieve their goals.

Sincerely yours

The Doc

:lol::lol::lol:

I think it's more an honorary name rather than a responsibility :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: @ re-reading Colin's post.

In other news, Brendan Santalab is having a crack at my sloppy seconds :)

I hope he catches RBola

Moar like GLO[size=1]ssopyrosis[/size] amirite?

AKA "Burning Mouth Syndrome" or "Sore Mouth". No word of a lie

^ Follow this guy's guidance, be his friend... and you will not be friendzoned

see, I dont see why its so complicated with all this feminist movement and gender politics!

Point A= a guy gives a compliment to a girl
Point B= A girl receives it

everything else outside of that is just inbetween nonsense! ](*,)

Edited by condemned666: 8/11/2014 04:26:26 PM

Dr Colin, 442 Forum Royalty.

Can confirm that Santalab is a complete loser. Trying to pick up my friend by attempting to sext her like a 14 year old.

Do you reckon she's still going to bang him?

Odds on chance

So long as she's not Arab.

:lol: you've got some banter to use against him at least EG

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Your points are fairly similar to a section from my latest book "Take it like a man". In it, I state that there are many things that a man should traditionally be giving women, Roses, Letters, gifts etc. They are all fine but have limited potential. For the modern day man that seeks an instant response by way of sexual pleasure, I suggest thinking outside of the square and perhaps surprise her with some anal bleach. Bleaching of the anus can be a fun task that you can both participate in as long as the directions are followed correctly.

Give it a try and you won't be dissapointed.

Yours in love

Dr Colin

Dr Colin strikes again!