We already got one, not only do you burn yourself but you fail at the spelling too :p

They nominate themselves by posting rumours in the rumour mill without going through the correct process.

Ahhh joy....

1) Read story.
2) Think REALLY hard
3) Make forum post on story
4) Think REALLY hard again
5) Submit rumour based on your forum post
6) Look like a dickhead.

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Story Headline: Owen to finally replace Sydney's Misery?

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Michael Owen could be targeted by Sydney managment if he does not renew his contract with Newcastle in the near future, he would be the ideal Marquee replacement for the utter failure that was John Aloisi.

This article has been provided by:
Nathaniel Barnes of Dee Why, Sydney


Edited by Kevin Airs: 23/12/2008 10:42:22 AM

:lol: Thanks for that KA, and thank you SydneyFCfan4Life.

As if, Owen is coming to Sydney. He is 29, and should be in the prime of his career(although it's debatable his best years are behind him) and he wants to get back in the England squad. Moving here isn't going to help his chances.

As I am a huge Michael Owen fan, I would love this to happen, but this is so stupid, I'd happily eat my computer if he turned up.

See that didn't take long,SydneyFCfan4Life has fulfilled your request.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAn:lol:Fucking brilliant. Owen to Sydney is almost as good as the old Walcott one :lol:

very nice

bahaha lol:lol:

lmao

Hilariously terrible.

ROFL!

Dickhead.

it is the dickheads corner:lol:

I wish SydneyFCfan4Life would try and defend himself, I love it when they do that.

haha

I think he's embarrassed, his profile says Last Visit:   Friday, December 19, 2008 3:25:12 PM

"It wasn't me, it was my friend using my account" :lol:

SydneyFCfan4Life wants every player under the sun signed here as a marquee player.

Could it be that we have shamed the wrong person? This was just posted in the Federici keeps a clean sheet thread. Hmmmmm



Theyv gotta be the same person. Sydfcfan4life had 'Nath' in his sig and was from Northern Beaches. So that matches with the Nathaniel Barnes and being from Dee Why

This guy is called Nathan Barnes, and he seems similair. Sydfcfan has seen that he has become a laughing stock so has changed users and then promptly revealed to us his name again :lol:

Edited by imnofreak: 11/1/2009 01:00:44 AM

LOL @ Peligro in that thread.

HaHaHa :lol:

That is so funny, I reckon that they are the same guy.

It's a definate maybe.

hilarious.
cant beleive someone would go to the trouble.
Dadi just resigned for 2 more.
and thats official people.

where did it say he signed

where's it say that

well done to perth if it's true=d>

good for the league\:d/

Wrong thread?

Ah yes.
i just thought i'd throw it everywhere since i was so happy.
Hopefully the one i just submitted doesn't end up here.
though it should be in the mill.
Glen Salmon to Glory.
thats it.
but it has a way wittier headline.

And another...

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Story Headline: Simone Inaghi to NQ fury

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Simone inzaghi will move on loan to NQ fury for next season.

This article has been provided by:
christopher schimizzi of canberra


He even edited Inzaghi's wikipedia entry to include a loan spell at NQF.

Ridiculous though it is, it would have been slightly more believable if his editing history didn't show he'd earlier also added Starsky, Hutch and Jelena Dokic to NQFs player roster too...

Christopher, you are this week's dickhead.

Just be grateful I didn't include your email address because frankly you deserve all the spam in the world for that pisspoor effort.

LOOOOOOL
Thanks for making my morning Kev.

the only thing he did right was submit it rather than starting another thread for me to delete.

I think this thread glorifies being a 'dickhead'. Can we just start shooting people?