http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/business/adelaide-pub-bombay-bicycle-club-apologises-for-calling-people-idiots-on-facebook-after-staff-penalties-rant/story-fni6uma6-1226806287189

https://www.facebook.com/theBombayBC?fref=ts

When your GP on most products is in the ball park of 500% I'm pretty sure you can afford to pay your staff extra if you chose to open on a public holiday. Honestly, most businesses pay cash in hand and don't do penalty rates any way.

Research reveals dangers of walking and texting

8:30am Thursday 23rd January 2014 in Gwent news

Walking and texting could expose users to danger, according to researchers

TEXTING on the move affects the way people walk and may expose them to danger, according to new research.

Writing texts while walking can alter posture and balance, say scientists who studied the effects of mobile phone use on 26 healthy volunteers.

Participants in the Australian study walked at a comfortable pace in a straight line over a distance of around 28 feet.

Each was asked either to walk without a phone, or to walk while reading or typing a text. At the same time, their body movements were analysed in three dimensions.

Texting, and to some extent, reading, was shown to modify body positioning while walking. While texting, participants walked more slowly and were more likely to swerve from a straight course.

Although the arms and head moved with the chest to facilitate reading and texting, increased head movement could have a negative effect on balance, said the researchers, whose findings are reported in the online journal Public Library Of Science ONE.

Texting pedestrians may be more at risk when navigating obstacles or crossing roads, they added.

Study leader Dr Siobhan Schabrun, from the University of Queensland in Australia, said: "Texting, and to a lesser extent reading, on your mobile phone affects your ability to walk and balance. This may impact the safety of people who text and walk at the same time."

http://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/gwentnews/10957501._/?

Cows' farts cause barn to blow up in massive methane explosion!

http://www.zootoday.com/lateststuff/zoo-news/bloke-news--cows-farts-cause-barn-to-blow-up-in-massive-methane-explosion

'Upskirting' is legal, Massachusetts top court says
Date
March 6, 2014

Boston: A man who snapped secret pictures up women's skirts on a Boston subway train - a practice known as upskirting - did not violate the state's peeping tom law, Massachusetts' top court ruled, pointing to a loophole in current legislation.

Massachusetts law prohibits secretly filming or photographing a person who is nude or partly nude, but that does not apply to people who are fully clothed, according to a Supreme Judicial Court decision written by Justice Margot Botsford.

The ruling on Wednesday comes in the case of a man who was arrested by transit police in 2010 for using his mobile phone to take pictures and video up womens' skirts on the subway and who fought to have the charges of voyeurism dismissed.

The law "does not apply to photographing ... persons who are fully clothed and, in particular, does not reach the type of upskirting that the defendant is charged with attempting to accomplish on the MBTA [Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority]," it said.

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The court said that, while women have a "reasonable expectation of privacy in not having a stranger take photographs up her skirt" the law "in its current form does not address it".

A legal expert took the ruling as a cue for the state legislature to bolster the law.

"This can be resolved by lawmakers very quickly," said Chris Dearborn, a law professor at Suffolk University in Boston. "If peeping toms are jumping for joy because they think they have carte blanche to do this, I suspect it will be short lived."

Suffolk District Attorney Daniel Conley's office issued a statement urging the legislature to act fast.



Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/world/upskirting-is-legal-massachusetts-top-court-says-20140306-hvgcm.html#ixzz2vAQzUBXD

Too far? American Pie star Jason Biggs tweets Flight MH370 joke



This story was published: 5 hours ago March 11, 2014 4:22PM


AMERICAN Pie actor Jason Biggs has tweeted a rather tasteless joke about still-missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370, prompting outrage from other Twitter users.

As families of the 239 passengers on board the missing flight anxiously await any news on their loved ones, Biggs threw in a reference to the unfolding drama in, of all things, a tweet about the US version of The Bachelor.

“Nikki is looking for Juan Pablo to say “I Love You.” She’d have better luck looking for Malaysian Airlines Flight 370. #TheBachelor”, the actor tweeted.

Biggs’ jokes was met with a mixed response from other Twitter users, with many arguing it was too soon to joke about the incident.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/too-far-american-pie-star-jason-biggs-tweets-flight-mh370-joke/story-fn907478-1226851680463

Couple filmed porn on daytime Melbourne train, uploaded video to popular website



http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/couple-filmed-porn-on-daytime-melbourne-train-uploaded-video-to-popular-website/story-fnixwvgh-1226871287481


[size=9]*****NSFW/S/U/PP*****[/size]

If at all anybody is curious... :-"

Goddamnit Melbourne, first the two girls getting it on last year, now this?

Italian stallion 'too good at sex' jailed after neighbours moaned about moaning

AN ITALIAN man named Romeo has been put behind bars after neighbours complained about hearing him having sex.


By Tom Rawle/Published 13th April 2014

The ladies man was given six months in jail after he ignored their requests for his female lovers to "quiet down".

Romeo Artemio Lori, 42, reportedly had 12 angry residents on his doorstep in Bigodarzere, Padua, moaning about the noises coming from his home.

They complained the sexpert "terrorised" them with his multiple-hour sex sessions.

A judge heard how he would would bring girls to his home and "stalk" the residents with his loud noises.

But the stud told the court that he was being wrongly punished for just "being too good at sex".

And argued that making loud noises is the not the same as "stalking".

knock, doctors, home, quiet, down, ANGRY: Residents complained and complained about the ladies man [GETTY]

The judge was not so understanding though as he gave poor Mr Lori half-a-year behind bars.

He believed the neighbours demands were "reasonable" and felt Romeo need some time alone.

And now Mr Lori plans to appeal the sentence.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/374217/Italian-stallion-too-good-at-sex-jailed-after-neighbours-moaned-about-moaning

Woman falls into well during outdoor sex session in Spain

Woman left in bottom of well by lover after falling through cover during outdoor sex session in Spain

By Fiona Govan, Madrid

2:19PM BST 02 Apr 2014

Spanish police are looking for a young man who abandoned his lover in a well after she accidentally fell in during a bout of al fresco lovemaking.


The couple met on Friday night in Ciudad Real, a city in Castilla-La Mancha region of central Spain at a park where young people gather for outdoor drinking parties known as "el botellon".


They found a quiet corner in the park to have sex but did not realise that their movements had dislodged a waterwheel well shaft cover and the woman, named locally as Edelia Aponte, 21, tumbled through the gap.


In a rather ungallant move, the as yet unnamed man fled, leaving her trapped in the ten metre hole where she remained shivering in water for half an hour before firefighters pulled her, half naked, from the well shaft.


Miss Aponte was treated at the local hospital for hypothermia and shock and was discharged the next morning.

It is thought that her companion made the anonymous call alerting police to the incident but did not stick around to see the rescue.

Police are now searching for Miss Aponte's companion who could be charged with failing to provide assistance to someone in need.

Authorities have also warned local youths to be careful when partying in the park where there are a number of similar well shafts.

"It could have ended in tragedy," said Leni Portillo, spokesman of the local fire service. "Luckily, the woman could swim and she wasn't knocked out in the fall."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10739412/Woman-falls-into-well-during-outdoor-sex-session-in-Spain.html

I'm not sure that's what she meant by "I want you to get deep inside and make me all wet".

What a dick just leaving her like that. :lol:

Having a Big Penis Means Your Wife is More Likely to Cheat, Study Finds

Hannah Osborne
By Hannah Osborne
April 23, 2014 16:14 GMT

Women are more likely to cheat on husbands who have longer penises

Being well-endowed may have many upsides, however researchers have found it has one major drawback – that your wife is more likely to cheat.

A study published in the journal PLOS One has found that men with larger penises are more likely to be cuckolded by their wives.

Led by researchers from the US and Kenya, the researchers looked at extra-marital affairs of women married to fishermen living along Lake Victoria in Kisumu County, Kenya.

Findings showed that women were more likely to cheat on husbands who had longer penises, and that size correlated to cheating risk.

The authors had been looking at predictors for extra-marital affairs and found several factors caused them, including when a husband had a "longer erect penis".

"Domestic violence, denial of a preferred sex positions, longer erect penis, younger age and increased sexual satisfaction were the main predictors of women's involvement in extra-marital partnerships," they wrote.

"Surprisingly, [having a] spouse [with a] longer fully erect penis was associated with increased likelihood of the women having extra-marital partnerships. From these results, every one inch longer penis increased the likelihood of women being involved in extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-half times.

"Similarly, our qualitative data also support this finding. Women associated large penises with pain and discomfort during sex which precludes the enjoyment and sexual satisfaction that women are supposed to feel."

Research shows that the longer the penis, the more sexual discomfort women suffered during sex. Some women interviewed said that painful sex had led them to seek sex elsewhere so they could enjoy it.

Concluding, the authors say men need to understand that a larger penis does not necessarily make them better lovers and should not seek out penile enhancement procedures to enhance their genitals.

"If results from this study are anything to go by, it may be counterproductive for men to seek penile augmentation while their sexual partners are running away from the same and seeking sexual satisfaction elsewhere."

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/having-big-penis-means-your-wife-more-likely-cheat-study-finds-1445789

I feel like that headline could have been written a lot better. I'd be concerned if your wife had a big penis.

http://www.mxnet.com.au/story/dallas-archer-19-found-carrying-loaded-pistol-in-vagina/story-fnh39fnk-1226894309724

"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's for fun..."

I didn't say you were pussy. I said your gun smells like a kitten

:lol:

The INCREDIBLE picture that 'proves' Adolf Hitler lived to 95 with his Brazilian lover

THIS is the picture that proves Adolf Hitler did not die in his bunker and escaped to Brazil where he lived to the ripe old age of 95, a Nazi-hunting author claims.


By: Gareth Morgan
Published: Fri, January 24, 2014

The evil dictator fled to Paraguay, via Argentina, before settling in a small town in the state of Mato Grosso, Brazil, according to a shocking new book.

Hitler is said to have used the assumed name of Adolf Leipzig and was known to the 12,000 locals in Nossa Senhora do Livramento as "the Old German".

The man at the centre of the controversial claim is pictured, two years before his death in 1984, posing happily with his black girlfriend Cutinga.

Simoni Renee Guerreiro Dias, who wrote Hitler in Brazil - His Life and His Death, claims he was in the area hunting for buried treasure using a map given to him by friends withing the Vatican.

She insists that Hitler was using his lover Cutinga to hide his true identity as a vile Aryan supremacist.

Simoni, a Brazilian jew, refuses to accept that the Fuhrer shot himself in his Berlin bunker on April 30 1945. She is demanding that Leipzig's remains be exhumed and his DNA tested tested against living relatives of Hitler.

She told local journalists: "I just laughed at first, I thought it was a joke. Today I'm convinced it is true and Adolf Hitler didn't end up here by chance."

Simoni spent two years in the small town near the Bolivian border, which was founded during an 18th century gold rush, investigating her oddball theory.

She has linked the Fuhrer's alleged arrival in the area to a Vatican offer of ownership rights over buried Jesuit treasure in a cave near his adopted home.

And she claims that he chose the surname of Leipzig because it was the birthplace of Hitler's favourite composer, Bach.

Grim fate of Nazi child soldiers rounded up from school revealed in new book

Her suspicions about Adolf Leipzig increased after she Photoshopped a moustache onto the grainy picture she obtained of him and compared it to photos of the Nazi leader.

According to Simoni, an unidentified Polish nun recognised an elderly man due to have an op at a hospital in Cuiaba in the early eighties as Hitler and demanded he leave - but was reprimanded by a superior who claimed he was there on Vatican orders.

Conspiracy theorists have long argued Hitler escaped from Germany and fled to south America, following fellow Nazis Adolf Eichmann and Josef Mengele.

This theory became the centre of a fresh row last year when two British authors were accused of plagiarism by a journalist in Argentina.

Gerrard Williams and Simon Dunstan claimed in a 2011 book Grey Wolf: The Escape of Adolf Hitler, that the Fuhrer fled with his mistress Eva Braun to Patagonia and had two daughters before dying in 1962 aged 73.

The book was later made into a documentary film. Argentine journalist accused the British pair of using his research to substantiate claims made in the book, a charge Williams and Dunstan denied.

The claims about Hitler's life in Argentina were ridiculed by historian Guy Walters, who described them as "2,000 per cent rubbish" when the book came out.

He added: "It's an absolute disgrace. There's no substance to it at all. It appeals to the deluded fantasies of conspiracy theorists and has no place whatsoever in historical research."

Academics in Brazil have also rubbished the theory Hitler lived and died in Nossa Senhora do Livramento.

Candido Moreira Rodrigues, a history professor at Mato Grosso's Federal University said: "There's nothing new in people who claim to be historians coming up with the most far-reaching theories about Hitler supposedly living in south America and subsequently dying in one of the countries in this region."

Tens of thousands of Nazis escaped after the war, including the notorious Adolf Eichmann and Josef Mengele.

Investigators probing Hitler's demise were hampered by the lack of any physical evidence for his death.

Fantasists were given added ammunition he didn't die in his Berlin bunker when 2009 DNA tests on skull fragments found near the bunker and believed to be his, turned out to belong to a woman.

Rochus Misch, a former bodyguard of Adolf Hitler who has been named as the last man to see the Fuhrer alive during his final hours in Germany, died last September aged 96.

Misch, who lived with Hitler and his mistress in their underground refuge as the allies closed in, told before his death he saw Hitler slumped with his head on the table after hearing a gunshot behind his closed door.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/455810/The-INCREDIBLE-picture-that-proves-Adolf-Hitler-lived-to-95-with-his-Brazilian-lover

Hitler's ears didn't stick out.

Fuck I love this city :lol:



http://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/news/townsville/this-little-billy-goats-gruff-with-council/story-fnjfzsax-1226909772408

-PB

I say let him marry his laptop.

Contestant on Turkish dating TV show is asked to leave after revealing he murdered his ex-wife... AND his subsequent lover

Sefer Calinak, 62, told Flash TV's 'Luck of the Draw' he had been convicted
He said he'd killed his first wife - his cousin - after becoming jealous
Then he killed his lover after she came at him with an axe, he said
Calinak said: 'She was accidentally killed when I swung the axe'

Published: 20:10 GMT, 8 May 2014 | Updated: 20:56 GMT, 8 May 2014

A contestant on a Turkish television dating was asked to leave after he revealed to a shocked audience he had murdered his wife and a former lover.

Sefer Calinak, 62, told Flash TV's 'Luck of the Draw' he had served prison sentences for each of the murders and had been released under an amnesty programme.

He told the show's host 'I'm an honest person looking for a new wife' before adding he killed his first wife because he was 'irritated' by her behaviour and murdered a subsequent partner because he thought she was after his money.

A contestant on a Turkish television dating was asked to leave after he revealed to a shocked audience he had murdered his wife and a former lover. Sefer Calinak, 62, told Flash TV's 'Luck of the Draw' he had served prison sentences for each of the murders and had been released under an amnesty programme

A contestant on a Turkish television dating was asked to leave after he revealed to a shocked audience he had murdered his wife and a former lover. Sefer Calinak, 62, told Flash TV's 'Luck of the Draw' he had served prison sentences for each of the murders and had been released under an amnesty programme

Calinak was asked to leave the show by the host, prompting applause from the studio audience, in an episode which made headlines in Turkish newspapers.

He has since said that he will leave his search for a wife 'to God'.

Çalınak was twice released from prison under a government amnesty - without completing his sentences it has been reported.

His first wife was a cousin named Fadime, who he married when they were both 17, as they tried to escape Fadime's forced arranged marriage to a widower, Hurrieydailynews.com reports.

He said after five months of living together her behaviour changed.

He said: 'The nephew of the man who wanted to marry her started to come to our village. I was jealous and I killed her, in a way.'

He said he was released from his 13 year nine month sentence after four years and six months.

He then married another woman, and they had two children, but they separated.

He then embarked on an affair with another woman who said she would leave her husband for him - but he said she did not.


He said: 'I killed her after she attempted to kill me. She was accidentally killed when I swung the axe.'

Çalınak was again sent to prison, but released in another amnesty.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2623632/Contestant-Turkish-dating-TV-asked-leave-revealing-murdered-ex-wife-AND-subsequent-lover.html#ixzz31CvrEMnI
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US firm pulls detergent box over neo-Nazi code

Published: 10 May 2014 08:25 GMT+02:00
Updated: 10 May 2014 08:25 GMT+02:00

US consumer goods giant Procter & Gamble said Friday it had axed a promotional package for its popular Ariel washing powder in Germany which inadvertently featured a neo-Nazi code.

The company said it had stopped selling boxes marked with a white football jersey and "88" in large black letters earlier this week after a storm of protest on social media.

The number 88 is used by the far right in Germany to stand for the Nazi salute "Heil Hitler" because H is the eighth letter of the alphabet, thus circumventing Germany's strict laws on banned political slogans and symbols.

Criticism online also focused on the advertising tagline "new concentration", evoking the Nazi death camps, and the name Ariel's resemblance to the word Aryan.

P&G Deutschland, the company's German unit, responded to a reporter on Twitter: "A clear NO to far-right ideology -- Ariel packages with unwanted ambiguity of '88' have since Monday no longer been shipped".

A P&G spokeswoman said the company had never considered the number's connotation in Germany.

"We wanted to advertise for 83 plus 5, that is five extra washes beyond the 83 usually in this package size," she told German news agency DPA.

Just last month a German furniture store chain was forced to apologise for selling coffee mugs featuring faint portraits of Adolf Hitler it had unwittingly ordered from a Chinese supplier.

http://www.thelocal.de/20140510/us-firm-pulls-detergent-box-over-neo-nazi-code

Lol, that's hilarious. Talk about a failed marketing gimmick.

Like the Nova in South America or that famous Swedish slogan "Nothing sucks like Electrolux".

Cocaine use so high it's contaminating British water: report

Researchers at the Drinking Water Inspectorate found high traces of benzoylecgonine — a metabolized version of cocaine — which the agency says proves the scale of use of the drug has increased. It is estimated some 700,000 Brits between 16 and 59 use cocaine each year.

BY David Harding /

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS/

Published: Sunday, May 11, 2014, 11:22 AM
Cocaine use in the UK is so high that a metabolized form of the drug is contaminating drinking water, a new report said.

Cocaine use is now so widespread in the UK that it has contaminated the water supply.

A study has shown that cocaine is so widely used that traces of the drug have made their way through intense purification treatments.

Researchers from the Drinking Water Inspectorate found drinking water contained benzoylecgonine, the form of the drug that it appears once it has passed through the body.

Steve Rolles, from drug policy think tank Transform, said the findings were proof of the scale of the use of cocaine in the UK.

"We have the near highest level of cocaine use in western Europe," he told the Sunday Times. "It has also been getting cheaper and cheaper at the same time as its use has been going up."

It is thought that 700,000 people aged between 16 and 59 take cocaine every year in Britain.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/cocaine-contaminating-british-water-report-article-1.1788078#ixzz31UI2ijnK

Man suffering from ‘constipation’ had vibrator stuck inside him


Saturday 17 May 2014 6:21 pm

A man suffering from ‘constipation’ turned out to have a running vibrator in his large intestine.

Unsurprisingly the patient, who remained anonymous, had been reluctant to tell doctors the reason for his discomfort when visiting a hospital in Fresno, California.

But after an X-ray it became apparent he had been up to something strange in the bedroom.

‘We could see, perfectly, a large object that was lodged in the large intestine,’ said nurse Stevey Pope, who treated the man.

‘This is the first time I’ve encountered a running vibrator still inside somebody.’

It was later revealed by the man’s wife the dildo had become stuck after they ‘got adventurous’.

‘Things got out of control and the vibrator got lost inside him,’ Pope added.

The nurse said if the vibrator had not been removed the man could have suffered a number of problems, including internal bleeding.

It’s the latest incident detailed on TV show Sex Sent Me To The ER, which airs on TLC.


http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/17/man-suffering-from-constipation-had-vibrator-stuck-inside-him-4731572/

Nurse Stevey Pope may not be stranger to the practice himself.

What makes you think 'Stevey' is a guy's name?